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ugly: waaaanderlustttt: lettingdownhair: rhiannon42: #i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!? Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing. does he come with it
z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad
stevita: sexuality: ordering my salad with extra dressing on the side so I can take forkfuls of my salad and dunk them in the fucking dressing and saturate those beautiful leaves in flavorful drippy deliciousness Big mood
drinking-tea-at-midnight: thesnadger: probablyapineapple: gaynerds: 2000′s Randomcore Alignment Charttag urself, im the painful mix of nostalgia and embarrassment foamy and salad fingers should be switched Salad fingers was a gentle boy that liked
galladegamer:shiftythrifting: I work at a thrift store in Missouri and found this bootleg Salad Fingers wedding hat. I couldn’t pass it up. Maybe they like rusty rings?🤔 bootleg salad fingers wedding hat is such a powerful sentence
ladragonaria: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
foodffs: Italian Seafood-Salad Pasta Salad With Vietnamese NoodlesReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
julius-caesar-official: ladragonaria: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough i feel slightly offended
just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it.
bigtoybiguy: Scene- Devlivery Room“Doctor, she’s fully dilated. Shall I get the ‘salad spoons’?”“Salad spoons? Hell, bring me a catchers mitt and clear some room!”
azarath: lulz-time: they look like they’re laughing salad laughing alone with itself salad.
not-thefunniestblog: salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
squidyword: squidyword: stridward: My salary is so shitty 😒 have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s? OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD
monsterglrl: at a restaurant while u high like “can i order this” “would you like a soup or a salad?” “WHATS A SUPER SALAD”
thepsychicclam: ugly: waaaanderlustttt: lettingdownhair: rhiannon42: #i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!? Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing. does he come with it i thought
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waaaanderlustttt: lettingdownhair: rhiannon42: #i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!? Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
askflowertheplantponi: adurot: Adorable salad pones. (( http://scootalootheadventurer.tumblr.com )) (( http://askflowertheplantponi.tumblr.com )) Flower: .. i’m salad pony.. yay…? ((omg its so adorable adurot :D thank u! :D) Eeee~! ^w^
tsitra360: Salad Zecora brewing up some tasty salad. Weird way of doing it… (Full and finished version of the past speed paint) <3
t-e-x-a-s-b-e-l-l-e: marycom: shialablunt: oknope: wooo THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR SALAD DRESSING LOOKS LIKE IM BUYING SOME SALAD DRESSING. I literally stop whatever I’m doing when this commercial comes on, and I stare until its over. lets get
kittysaur13: Reminds me of sean3116 because he’s mentioned pizza like twice in last 24hrs and I want a salad now. This salad Ugh I ALMOST GOT PIZZA TODAYbut then I was cheap
chatotai: chatotai: dont compare dashcon to the potato salad guy dashcon is a literal clusterfuck of “what”, shadiness and poor planning that got 17k entirely for themselves that they may not have even needed the potato salad guy is donating the
at a restaurant while u high like “can i order this” “would you like a soup or a salad?” “WHATS A SUPER SALAD”
nerdyninjanicole: #salad Best fucking salad I’ve seen
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
ifondue: Hello, It’s a salad, lettuce, tomato, dressing? HE-LLOO, It’s a salad, Lettuce, tomato, DISSAPOINTMENT
akagod: mistergoodheavens: forfuturereferenceonly: zwielous: moustache-flavoured-lubricant: twkankrivantas: alltheworldsindeedastage: slapmytitties: that’s a nice salad mmmm salad imagine if one of those crazy vegan bloggers see us calling
probend: probend: i made a salad but it was super warm so i put it in the freezer and forgot about it and now it’s rock hard i’m angry update: do not microwave salad
symphony-of-the-goddesses: beautifully—flawed: thefairmaidensays: IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING {SALAD INTENSIFIES}
eriter: murphypendleton: THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average
sweetgreen: The Winter Olympics are here! To celebrate, we wanted to showcase traditional salads found across the globe. Just as favorite sweetflow toppings vary by state, signature salads differ throughout the world. So take a look and support your
eatingdrawingreading: Marco Bodt Appreciation Week Day 3: Salad Days salad days: a youthful time, accompanied by the inexperience, enthusiasm, idealism, innocence, or indiscretion Okay so I took this one a porny route, but that is who I am as a person.
narupotato: yey! I made a little Salad!She’s really cuter without her serious look, I mean look at how precious this little salad is!
how-to-make-a-salad: Are you ready to toss in the salad? SasuSaku Smut Month is underway! Here are this year’s list of prompts in the picture above.***Day 10 is very special to us because it’s the 1 year anniversary since our beloved series ended
drawwhatiwantwhenwant: SS Smut Month Day 30- Making A Salad Just because they have Sarada doesn’t mean they can’t make anymore little salads. But just do it at the right appropriate time. This month has been really fun. Hope everyone enjoyed it as
phurlz: Just once I want to let a waiter keep peppering my salad until he gets uncomfortable and just walks away, leaving a giant mound of pepper on my tiny salad.
foodpornit:This is a salad. Period. #SpicerFacts #FoodPorn My kinda salad
cocky-canadian-guy: Cocky Canadian - Food Fun - Salad with “dressing” - Taking a bite of my salad, with cum dressing.
ladragonaria: julius-caesar-official: ladragonaria: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough i feel slightly offended And it’s not even March
funkyteenagerobot: at a restaurant while u high like “can i order this” “would you like a soup or a salad?” “WHATS A SUPER SALAD”
