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youaintshitok: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
al-xbeckett: Making friends with salad
askgargle: ((Yes, Derpy managed to make a salad just fine. Although she did add strawberries to it. Who does that?)) <3!
Drinking about half a shot glass worth of balsamic vinaigrette, because it tastes good and I don’t have energy to make more salad for myself. It’s one part excellent life decision most parts oh God why.
jfc donnie stop being sad and write joseph eating caesar out
rainbow-femme: I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is
rachiigoesrawr: How to make a salad - x
z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them
pinkmanjesse: IT TOOK US THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD THREE DAYS
sherlockismyholmesboy: thehomestuckinyourcloset: kiddthemaniac: A guy asked Kickstarter for ten dollars so he could try making some potato salad without having to worry about wasting any money on ingredients for a failed recipe. He’s now raised over
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luanlegacy: youaintshitok: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. A+ logic
sushinfood: thefairmaidensays: IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING oh my god i see it now
simpleparts: avocado—salad: heatherannehogan: “Emma making one wee Halloween-er extremely happy.” [Source] She just saw this kid walking down the street and he was like, “…Hermione?!” And she was like, “Hi, Harry.” Sweet baby angel
scotchtapeofficial: awfultaco: scotchtapeofficial: i pity the poor traumatized cafeteria workers who just watched me, a mess of a human, make a “salad” of lima beans, chick peas, and tomatoes topped with a layer of french fries and dressed with
thedimensionjumpingmagician: thefairmaidensays: IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING WE ADDED TOO MUCH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH
neku-: it took us three days to make that potato salad THREE DAYS!!!
hanahi-chan: And that’s guys… it’s SasuSaku’s recipe to make a salad. DEAL WITH IT.
ki-shi: Next tutorial is gonna be on how to make Salad (18+ edition), stay tuned.→ DO NOT REPOST ←
mikotosakura: SasuSaku Making Salad II know… Im a pervert jeje Ya se… soy una pervertida jejemikotosakura.deviantart.com
shikatema-a-love-story: Sakura: Sasuke-kun, your harshness turns me on.Sasuke: Go make me a salad!Sakura: Baka!Sasuke: And hurry. I’m starving.Hinata: Naruto-kun, your foolishness turns me on.Naruto: Hinata, I just got some terrific idea! Why don’t
tachibananasempai: Today my old brother told me he was going to make a salad (and other things) with his wife for lunch. I can’t control my screams!! Why brother, WHHHYYYYY!!!?????
sasusaku-mitsusara: cegelsaga: *breathes heavily* I. CANNOT. FREAKIN’. WAIT. I think the title should be “How to make a Salad* though. #oopsie XDI think it’s only about when Sasuke and Sakura are kid
chlorogirl: mackblesa: adamantsteve: God I bet..I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe
kathereal: shanellbklyn: reverseracism: trebled-negrita-princess: eggnogeggers: this picture makes me feel so alive *screaming* This pleases me Oh dear 😩 I love how elated they all look. It’s like the people-laughing-and-eating-salad stock
juicyjamiebooty: mmmm, I love the feeling of that tongue in my ass tossing my salad. It makes me shiver….
novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
pookiesfamily: My sister has the most fascinating way of making fruit salad!
awesomegapesandanalinsertions: Time to make the salad. you never know what the food has been through when you have dinner at mums
mikey1807: maturemamasheaven: I don’t think she’s about to make a salad ;-) I love her body x i would like to put that in you
britishinigami: bowleggedhunters: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts now billy’s being an idiot I don’t know what i just see, but
knitmeapony: kitrona: copperbadge: redcap3: copperbadge: boysinperil: frog4: Oh, well, if we’re talking jello salads, here are two of my totally unironic family faves. My sister and I have been known to make the cranberry one for Thanksgiving,
spikefuckingjonze: Matilda (1996) Dir. Danny DeVito “Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another,
fattributes: How To Make a Fancy-Ass Caesar Salad
veganzoejessica: Can we make Taco Thursday a thing?😍 Whole-wheat tacos served with curried beans, roasted peanuts, avocado, tomato salsa, red onion, roasted capsicum, sprouts, sesame seeds, lime and copious amounts of salad :) Really delicious if
ackerman-relatable: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again
adriftinboston: submissiveinclination: Words to live by adriftinboston! Shall i make you a salad? Yes please, maybe with salted caramel dressing
fuckyeahveganicecream: The inspiration for this dessert was simple: I had a huge tub of spinach from Sam’s Club that I needed to use up. Tired of salad, I decided to make it into ice cream. And what taste pairs better with spinach’s bright green
theuppitynegras: theuppitynegras: Y’all mean to tell mean that this man made 61k for a potato salad fuck this I’m making a gofundme to pay off this phone my phone bill is like 2 months over due and long story short it’s 700 my summer hours at
I’m going to make a delicious salad for lunch this week omg I’m excited
browngirlblues: I’m going to make a delicious salad for lunch this week omg I’m excited cocodura romaine, arugula, green peas, bell pepper, Roma tomato, onion, chickpeas, and a “goddess” dressing!
cocodura: browngirlblues: browngirlblues: I’m going to make a delicious salad for lunch this week omg I’m excited cocodura romaine, arugula, green peas, bell pepper, Roma tomato, onion, chickpeas, and a “goddess” dressing! What is this ‘‘Goddess’’
averagefairy: *eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle How I am when I make a smoothie with Kale. aka right now.
fakehistory: First known attempt at making a Caesar salad, circa 43 BCE
lorelaiigilmore: Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for
miraclewhip: MIRACLE WHIP, KALE & APPLE POTATO SALAD PREP TIME: 20 min. | TOTAL TIME: 4 hr. 20 min. MAKES: 10 servings, ½ cup each WHAT YOU NEED ¾ cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 1 tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 2 tsp. cider vinegar 2
undiedude:Nick Finch Making a Salad