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What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire in charge of this project file? TIT-ANICThe story of forbidden love between an Aperture Sciences janitor, and his boss…a love that can only be consummated in the mens toiletsDIRECTED
As they played in the pool together that day, the sexual tension between the two had become high, but neither said a word. As they peeled their wet swimsuits off in the dressing room, she couldn’t stand it any longer. She caught her friend staring at
wuzidan: ossans: aivii: vestien: milkmanner: ichibrose: camaryllis: poiv: piapb: Send me an ask and I will draw these on the weekend OR MAYBE NEVER….. cry What Pia said What poiv said What lingk said What is this what everybody said
themage-of-space: ava-ire-girl-on-fire: please just unmute this vine man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL
OHMYGOD. My mom said she might pay to get me korean lessons.
omsee: YO ALEX WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN INFINITE. HE WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THE LINEUP WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO KOREA BUT HE DECIDED TO DECLINE BC HE FELT LIKE HIS KOREAN/SKILLS WEREN’T READY AND SAID HE THOUGHT IT ENDED UP BEING THE RIGHT CHOICE
phoenixcollective: harperhug: phoenixcollective: Benedict Cumberbatch said extremely ableist things about autistic people and therefore his name is not allowed to be spoken in this house ever again. I remember him calling autistic people “primitive,”
troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come
shessofuckedinthehead: theperksofbeinga-jackass: theperksofbeinga-jackass: cumfort: how does one turn their emotions off Okay so first go to settings I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first no, im still willing to try this,
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
the-movemnt: El Cajon police kill 30-year-old black man Alfred Olango Police in El Cajon, California, fatally shot 30-year-old black man Alfred Olango who some witnesses said was unarmed, had mental disabilities, and had his hands up in the air, NBC
paranoid-rhythm: seiyuuslittleforest: Terashima Takuma said that Kiiyan is someone with “a close dandelion is better than a far away rose” principle - 「遠くのバラより近くのタンポポ」- @paranoid-rhythm Hey Carli! Move to Japan
creepyknees: “what if they kept their scars throughout neutral/merciless runs” i said “what if the entire underground is haunted by and gradually crumbles due to your choices” i said “what if sans is the only one who knows what’s going on”
princesscallyie: Anonymous said: What would a personality swap between jack and princess look like Anonymous said: What does Prinny look like with her front hair tied back? Anonymous said: Since you drew Prinny with red, blonde and black hair,
siilitipu-valolla10cm: I love the fact that you can just basically say finland is shit or you hate finland on the internet and all the finns are just going to be really excited because you said finland
roundworms: so this fedora looking fucker came into my store today and upon entering immediately made an audible sigh and proceeded to talk to me like i was a child. when i told him to stop being condescending, he got all huffy and said that because
Timelord engineering? What you done?!!
faded-mind: theangelshavethetimeturner: invite-me-to-your-memories: i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel and I said “the language that most people learn as a
doublelinthemorning: I mean they really said Demon Daddy on national tv didn’t they?
blu-iv: notkatniss: he really shouldve immediately died for this All the ghost in the house when she said this
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
empire-clifford: last week my boyfriend came over to my house for the first time and I asked him if he wanted the wifi password and he said “I’m not worried about the wifi I just want to talk to you” and I stared at him in shock for about 15 seconds
cristinaricci:THE X-FILES | War of the Coprophages (03.12) It appears that cockroaches are mortally attacking people. I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it’s what you just said.
someone once said "burn my dread," babe
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
mozarelli: gaystrawberry said: will you draw some dmmd for us??? i hope you like ren! he’s my favourite… cute fluffy puppy ^q^
what tf does this say
howlingsoldier: Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina and in The Late Late Show with James Corden “I cannot take credit for any of that,” said Oscar. “[It was done] by a choreographer who had won Mr. Disco in the U.K. in the mid-‘90s, so he knows his
madeupmonkeyshit: ???WHO SAID THAT????
cobaltdays: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted: I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken What do you mean
genderpunkrock: tainted-petals: It’s worse than it’s said here. They specifically asked the bronies to leave the disabled kid/character alone. So naturally, they attacked the character as ‘pandering’ and being ‘too PC’ and when asked
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
my friend in NY spontaneously went to comic con today and said he’s buying all the Korra stuff he can find for me dsddfgfds
remembrance123: I made another thing! This time I asked SekseeDragoness for a pairing and she said “Reno x Everyone”, so this is what I managed XD. Not quite it, but I like it nonetheless.
strangepicturesofmishacollins: reignoftaylor: Okay, I asked pig lady how it happened that Misha got her pig and here’s the gist. So this lady is training a service pig (like a service dog) and she said every time she watches the show and Castiel comes
So I met dis shawty da other day,I got her number called her up,Like what you doin, she say nuttin,I say what’s good, she said not much,I say guess what, she say what’s up,I say I think we should hook upShe said uhhh, I said what?She said
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat: i fell in love with the girl at the rock show she said “what” and i said “whAT” and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD” and i said “WHAT”
gatheroutofstardust: all the relationships in pushing daisies |→ emerson and ned “When I said what I said it wasn’t said in the ‘we need to talk more about this later’ kind of way. It was said in the ‘I regret what I’m saying there
kurozero: It's said that whoever possesses these eyes can gaze into the past, and even peer into the future. what is this from
apskepner: Dan. Yeah, you just said it again. Dan. Say it again. Dan, Dan… Dan. WHAT THE FUCK
neotrances:neotrances:this guy came thru self check out and stood next to me and he had a “stop having children” mask and a vest covered in buttons that said stuff like “make abortion and vasectomies mandatory” “atheist will rise” “bomb
princefaery: princefaery: dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to
babyminaj: “what even” they said “lol omg” they said “omg I can’t even” they said “what is air” they said as I violently chocked them to death chocked? really?
supey: i just said “yolo” to my sister and she looked at me then she did a z-snap, whispered “carpe diem” and shuffled sideways out of the room without breaking eye contact
vondell-swain: CGI technology has brought the late Audrey Hepburn back to the screen, as she stars in a TV advertisement for the chocolate company, Galaxy. Hepburn’s sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, said regarding the project: “Our mother often
bottomsurgery: Tw: transmisogyny, police brutality, racism This is my trans mother, Adriana Paris Thomas. She’s currently being hunted by police for the sole fact she is transgender. Her ex boyfriend was a lawyer and upon their break up he said she
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what is this from? (too lazy to google etc etc) please and thank you <3
andrvw: oneguyoneshow: andrvw: i’ve Sucked a few dicks in my day and let me tell Ya something, there’s nothing homo about stroking another man’s shaft. -abraham lincoln Pretty sure he never said that… you don’t know shit buddy
baddiebey: howtobeafxxkinglady: baddiebey: howtobeafxxkinglady: baddiebey: lets talk about my impact Remember when you said you wanted to make Drake nut a lot so you could take the dried up semen and sculpt a life size Drake out of it then fuck
what halloween monster are you?
sharndraws said: what how can you be annoyed at cats ; w; maybe when I get repeatedly hurt for no reason by said cat lmao milkywayinajar said: oh man dood, cats are like people, everyone is different but nobody is perfect hurting others (me) goes
kaycxpher: thenimbus: OH FUCK I reblogged this before but I just noticed that Grunkle Stan said each of the lines first which is interesting
olivesaverin: Meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, ladies and gentlemen, and now the Kit Kat Klub is so proud to present a beautiful young lady from England. She is so beautiful, so talented, so charming. Only yesterday I said to her, “I
gh0stmach1ne: It is said that Helen of Troy had “a face that launched a thousand ships”.From this, a unit of measurement for beauty was invented: the Helen. Someone measuring one Helen was beautiful enough to launch a thousand ships. Someone with
I know you said no dick pics but what about a weiner gif??I’m totally fine with these kinda weiner gif’s
I just said goodbye to Eric two hours ago and I already feel like I’m going into withdrawl
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