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“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”
Gotta pass the time somehow
(Submission by ihate4kids)
“Are you threatening the Gems again?!” “N-no” “Let me see the phone” “NO”(Submission by chanceydoesstuff)
Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little bit more like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, or Steven. They’re always Crystal Clear
Please swim to the North Pole and apply some ice to that burn
Submitted by ask-the-red-triangle
Submitted by grizzlyacorn
Submitted by diamond-mind99
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It’s important to tell people how you really feel
Excuses, excuses
Jasper and Lapis are the elements of Rage and Sarcasm, respectively
“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday!”(Submitted by iced-mocha-camellia)
Submitted by imnotyourprisoner
I couldn’t resist. Malachite’s beauty has killed me.(Submitted by siony-puppy)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
I saw it on a laffy sapphy wrapper.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
Submitted by mindful-matters
Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s phone](Submitted by kirby-star-warrior)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday! Thank you to everyone who took the time to create something of their own and submit it!)
Cry me a river an ocean
“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY”
“bye bye jaspy dont let the bottom feeders bite”
Goodbye, Malachite.
Submitted by battlewolf50
It doesn’t hurt all that much.(Submitted by autistic-gem-sapphire)
“HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME”
Breaking News: Sea monster spotted punching itself in the face repeatedly, screaming unintelligibly. Scientists offer no explanation
Jasper’s all in. She never misses the chance to get angry about something
Turns out you have a lot of time to think of sick burns when you live at the bottom of the sea
“Can it, Jasper”
Six was already overkill. Eight is just plain ridiculous
Submitted by swirl-ix
Come on Jasper, he’s SUPER. (Submitted by chimeramuses)
Submitted by princess-fluthermucken
“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay in sand dollars?”
TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED
Well at least Lapis is right(Submitted by lapis-laboobies)
What about the sand elliptical? The sand stationary bike? Can she at least still get Sand PoweradeⓇ from the sand vending machine?
The @ feature is free, Lapis
Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
Their plan completely backfired. Meanwhile, Peridot isn’t good at puns.(Submitted by kimkhollywoodisruiningme)
And that’s when peri learned not to get into a pun fight with lapis. (Submitted by gutterd0ll)
On a completely unrelated note, a hurricane was found stirring out in the Atlantic later that evening.(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
She’s gonna have to reconsider this whole “saving everyone’s butt by staying fused at the bottom of the sea” thing. Thanks a lot, Amethyst
Submitted by anonymous
Part 3 of 3. (Submitted by theladyforester)
Submitted by ssilverstreak
A funny mishap that comes with living in the ocean!(Submitted by randomnessincuniverse)
Lapis makes poemsto pass the time, fight boredomcheeto is salty(Submitted by nchammer326)
Malachite update: Jasper doesn’t want to get deep; Lapis thrives on the irony
Maybe she can swim to a river bank and take out a loan.(Shirts are still discounted for another day!)
Somehow it’s not much of a stretch
It would just be another item for his growing “Weird Stuff Peridot Has Done” list
Now if you’ll excuse her, she needs to go cancel a very large order
She’s been down there for way too long(Have you seen this yet?)
Here she comes