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Master of Martial Hearts, a 5 episode OVA series about a secret martial arts fight club for women only. All of the women are dressed in cosplay outfits which tear away in the right places during combat (see Ikki Tousen). Cheesy good fun at least up
Remember how Misato was trying to get the three pilots in sync with each other in preparation for combat with the angels? They tried stuff in the lab, and even resorted to a sort of Dance Dance Revolution exercise. Rei would do her job, Shinji would
Martian Successor Nadesico, episode 19. Izumi’s entry in the contest to replace Yurika as captain of the Nadesico. She plays a weird, understated little song on the ukulele, so I thought of a song that would be its complete opposite: Lynyrd
Elma, the science officer in Tenchi Muyo GXP who flirts shamelessly with young Seina. The Tenchi Muyo creators give some love to the furry/anthro fans out there.
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
Please Teacher, with Kei giving Hatsuho, his MILF of a mother-in-law, some loving. Gotta love how she flirts with him in the beginning of the OVA episode 13. She’s in her lingerie, and when Mizuho catches them, she starts crying about how of
Cum on glasses–it’s a genre unto itself in porn now. Aspiring porn starlets should take note not only of how hot glasses are, but in how they can keep an errant cum shot out of your eyes.
Off to Bed
Bad fan subs can have a comedy value of their own. One of the best I’ve seen came from a fan sub of Saber Marionette J to X. After Otaru compliments Cherry’s cooking as exquisite, Lime asks Bloodberry what that word means. Bloodberry’
Welcome and thanks.
Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, episode 8, the school romance sim world. Arumi, as shown by the horn on her head, is the demon of this world. She gets angry and frustrated at Sasshi for not being serious about getting back home. She is also
In harem rom/com anime, a hot spring means a boatload of fan service to go along with the stereotypical activities listed in the poster’s text. In hentai, it means less clothing gets in the way of casual sex. A lot of these hot springs resorts
Saya Takagi from High School of the Dead. I guess that would make Takashi Fred, Kota Shaggy, and Rei, Saeko and Shizuka as better built versions of Daphne. Not sure who would be Scooby, though. Again, Velma, FTW! (Though I do like Saeko some, and
I’m a fan of the nude-under-lab-coat look for hot, mature women, with glasses a plus.
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I’ve noticed that in hentai, futa chicks shoot off the biggest loads. The champion yogurt dispenser, as far as I’m concerned, is the futa girl from the hentai Discode. No matter how often she masturbates–and it IS pretty often–sh
Dinner Time
Azumanga Daioh. Tomo has visions of emulating one of anime’s earliest favorite fan service heroines in Fujiko Mine of Lupin III. She even has the requisite hooters in her dreams. Eventually, she gives up trying to imitate her (like this imitation
Ikki Tousen’s resident MILF, Aunt Goei, cooks for Koukin. Really, if you’re dining at the home of a hot, young, unsatisfied housewife or widow, be careful about any vegetables they serve there. You might not want to know where that cucumber,
I’d say this view is pretty damned exciting! You could throw out your back or something else doing that Kama Sutra stuff.
I’d love it if she looked at me with those hungry eyes.
Najica Blitz Tactics. From the same director of Agent Aika, Katsuhiko Nishijima, and Najica’s world is very much like that of Agent Aika. Also like Aika, to quote one of my friends on dA, every woman is a hot babe and has a camera shoved up
Gurren Lagann’s two main females in Simon’s life show him a different way to be a man than what Kamina’s method of fighting.
Gurren Lagann amv, done to Lonely Island’s “Jizz In My Pants.”
Text line from Drew Carey’s self-titled TV show.
Yes, there are female perverts on trains as well, at least in hentai. Easier on the eyes than sweaty, middle aged salarymen molesting a schoolgirl. The term in Japanese for the female pervert is chijo, with the male pervert being chikan.
Slayers, first season. Before Zelgadis joined her team, he was a tough customer as an enemy henchman. If you leave out the big Dragon Slave spell, it’s a pretty even contest between Lina and Zel. But Zel should have had better sense than to
Slayers amv in tribute to Lina and her quite literally explosive temper.
One of the funniest Sorcerer Hunters images I’ve seen.
Sorcerer Hunters amv, done to Franz Ferdinand’s “Do You Want To,” a tribute to Carrot’s never-ending ass-banditry and how the rest of the team puts up with it.
Peorth’s visits are some of the funniest parts of the OMG TV series. For the Japanese track, she’s voiced by Rei Sakuma, who has a track record of hot female roles (title character of Agent Aika; Nina Purpleton in Gundam 0083; Aunt Konoha
This was the art for the series box, which I got when I bought the third volume. Now, it’s available from Funimation in one reasonably priced volume.
Marin A-Go-Go. In Marin’s quest to gather the semen of 100 specially selected males in Japan (apparently, they’re doggy-paddling in the shallow end of the gene pool in the future), the Professor and his ultra-hot female assistant Dr. Marilyn
Another moment of boob zen from Masami Obari, this time from Angel Blade Punish, as Hazuki unleashes a tidal wave of titty in the men’s bath house.
Enthusiasm is just as much of a turn-on as a hot body, and can often make up for any shortcomings in technique.
Gotta learn to pace yourself.
Kagero of Ninja Scroll. Song reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww&ob=av2e Cooper’s song is spot on for Kagero, whose body is suffused with a deadly poison. From a simple kiss, to sucking on her tits like the first monster
Follow your dreams!
One of the first motivators I made, just a silly joke based on Death Note’s “This cake is not a lie.”
Most mothers complain about their son’s friends eating all the food in the fridge or making too much noise or mess. Not her.
She can keep interrogating me like this as long as she leaves her night stick out of this.
One of my earliest favorite anime titles. All the women on Terra II are androids, but these three (plus Faust’s three) have “maiden circuits” that replicate human female emotions. Otaru gets a crash course in how to deal with three
In the bonus OVA episode 13, Maho admits to Kei that she’s been monitoring the intimate activities of Kei and her big sister Mizuho. Needless to say, this revelation creeps out Kei big time. At the end, Hatsuho forbids Maho to look at the adult
Signing Off
Bosei Mama Club. From what I can tell, the game is pretty much as the text says. A club in which the phrase “Dude, I’d totally fuck your mom!” is not a taunt but a request that is readily honored.
Eda from Black Lagoon. When I first saw this image, Rowdy Roddy Piper’s line from They Live (“I came here to chew bubblegum, and to kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”) popped into my head. Eda is one of my favorite
One of my favorite little scenes featuring my favorite character from AD. The Japanese, I believe, was translated as “Copy this!” In Japanese schools in anime, announcing the class as “self-study” (i.e. study hall) is a convenien
Aneki My Elder Sister, volume 2, first episode. A guy fantasizes about his step-sister, but gets caught jerking off with her underwear. She’s shocked at first, but then gets all fem/dom on him before they have regular sex.
When I first saw this, I thought it was Elma from Tenchi Muyo, but the hair’s wrong (Elma’s is white). Still, it’s a sweet picture I had to use. Yes, I like some furry/anthro porn myself.
Mouse, first episode. Mouse’s POV as he gets caught by his ladies sneaking in late to his teaching job. Mei gives him a lecture about how being late to school is not a good example to set as a teacher. Satoru Akahori is as much of a fan service
She’s SOOOO cute! Chibi versions of big busted females give a nod to their big busts, but not quite to this degree.
Lover In Law (Aniyome wa Ijippari). The redhead is a new employee at the flower shop, and she and our lucky guy end their date (sanctioned by the guy’s sister-in-law, no less) in the love hotel. Anal sex is a novel method of birth control. After
Song reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRYMtBT6knk
Evangelion’s Misato in the classic school swimsuit. Sorry, but I was too busy tying my pecker to a tree to think of a witty caption here.
Not a big fan of Naruto, but this picture was just too damned funny!
Mahoromatic. Slash is the partner of Mahoro in combat, and is a tough customer as far as Ryuga is concerned in the climax of the first season. But Miyuki’s little sister Harune has no fear of him. Scenes like this (with Harune calling him
Mitsugu from Boin. As much as I love the naked apron look, that thing about frying bacon still makes me laugh.
xxx503xxx: 未だBOINを超える作 - 二次元裏＠ふたば Mitsugu the blonde and Nao the redhead compete for their teacher’s favors. If you love big tit sex, you MUST watch Boin!
Can’t knock up a woman who’s already pregnant! Too bad quite a bit of preggo sex I’ve seen in hentai manga is of the do-not-want variety for me. Just give me a hot pregnant woman, swimming in hormones, with big breasts filled with
