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agendergoldfish: i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever
niadil:gamchamp: I don’t usually write reviews but this thing is so cool and I think it could help a lot of college students who don’t have tons of money. Its called a beeboard and it’s like a keyboard that you can roll up to travel with and hook
reychull: I call this my “just rolled out of bed” look. I’ll be wearing it all day.
incorrecthanniballecterquotes: Hannibal: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least once. Will(Rolls over): Maybe you should go the fuck to sleep.
…. and women wonder why men think its retarded when women call US sexist… *rolls eyes*
Hey, Walmart, or what I call you “Satan’s fucking hell on Earth”, because of those rolling bag thingies you have at the cashiers, I KEEP LOSING WHAT I FUCKING BUY!!! THAT SHIT AIN’T MORE EFFICIENT, IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING
einheri: More hot daddies on http://einheri.tumblr.com Roll me over and call me Baby!
aworldofmen: dad Well, roll me over and call me sandy…
dion-thesocialist: funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu
konoha-whirlwind: I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke
daf-sketches:Sort of sketched a shark girl, used her to see if I could get my tablet working again, ended up coloring her.Don’t know if I’ll draw more of her, but I’m calling her Arka. (rolled r) X: Cute sharky girl~ owo
ask-scarycrows:“I dunno if I should jus’ roll with it, or call Ostrich…” ( @seaswirltheattentionhorse ATTENTION SEEKING INTENSIFIES) (Also you have a really great blog and super cute art oh my gosh I’m not worthy /)////(\)X3
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai is expected to roll out his plan to kill net neutrality sometime in the next couple of weeks, and once he calls the vote, it's game over.
fuckyeahdibs: This spread from Interview magazine (or as I like to call it, Surprise, BOOBS!), combined with the Rolling Stone cover, made me realize that…he grew up well.
siphotos: Texans linebacker Brian Cushing is fired up after being hit by Browns guard Shawn Lauvao in the second quarter of Sunday’s game. Lauvao was called for a personal foul as Houston rolled by Cleveland, 30-12. (AP/David J. Phillip) KING MMQB:
yennranmma: whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
Also I’d appreciate if people on fRO forums stopped spouting bullshit called “lowering a mob’s HP increases the taming chances!!!111oneone+++” - wanna know why? Because… *dramatic drum rolling* IT DOESN’T! *badum-tsss!*Seriously. That
untalentedandhorny: awwww-cute: “Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!” HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR
persephone-garnata: I mean I’m not saying I’m gonna open a coffee shop, but I am saying that *if I did* open a coffee shop, I’d call it “Golden Rule Coffee”, have a big “Au” on the sign, sell perfect cinnamon rolls, and have a nautical
trekkie-in-space: thetimetostrikeislater: writertobridge: Jim Kirk calls, “Cutie to the bridge, please.” Spock and McCoy both show up. And then he goes: “Oh never mind I’m already here.” Uhura roll her eyes.
megahoppip: matthiscitrus: megahoppip: boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that Sexual dimorphism is a real thing Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it These pokemon
parcelhare: parcelhare: I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”
rune-midgarts: weeheartfood: Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement! yo
dunwall: parcelhare: parcelhare: I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy” i
humansofnewyork: “I first started coming out here when I was thirteen years old. I was the only girl in the beginning. It was intimidating. The guys would try to make me angry. They’d call me ‘dyke.’ They’d roll their skateboards in front
gracekraft: What we had, could you call it love?Isn’t it good to kill things that you hate?Things that cling to you like scratching algaeOr me if that’s what you hate so much? My own translation from a segment of Mosaic Roll, which I was listening
miss-rolling-girl: lets play a fun tumblr game. its called “is this unsourced art or did the original poster make it”
lostlittlelioncub: weeheartfood: Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement! Who sits eating marshmallows
striders: im probably about to cry lmao ive never seen a clothes model with fat rolls that were visible, let alone called amazing??? i have actual tears in my eyes im really happy about this
stonehouse1406: dinuguan: i bust a nut when this happened Fuck yeah, the eagle…“IF SAMBO WERE EASY, THEY’D CALL IT JIU JITSU”LoL, hot damn can this guy roll…
tlcrmtphotography: “Flaws”-Rolls-My stomach is an area that has always caused me anxiety. I have always called it a “flaw”. But it isn’t, it’s simply a part of my anatomy. It is part of who I am. I’ve been 120lbs, and close to 200lbs. And
make-me-scream-your-name: Hey guys! Desperate times call for desperate measures. Anyone that’s been following me since the beginning of September knows that I got surgery then. The hospital bills just started rolling in for that recently and turns
rhymewithmeaoba replied to your post: “ill fite ur fukn squad”:wtf did u just call me u br eadstickwho the fu ck yo u callin g bread stick i will butt er you rfuking roll.
awwww-cute: “Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!”
itsjbreezy: davidbeezy: GF’S + CARS ? i don`t know whose idea was this but it was tight . and then cops rolled up because someone called them saying there was a street race at the end of the long straight away. this is something i should do haha
aimce: theblacksophisticate: thetallblacknerd: The Boston marathon bomber got a spread and cover in Rolling Stone The Aurora shooter was portrayed as a disturbed soul Darren Wilson gets 500k, walks free, gets an interview Mike Brown gets called a thug
tarynel: tsunamiwavesurfing: rolling stone really called rihanna’s sound “tropical house” and some other publication said its influenced by bieber like dancehall ain’t a thing lmao Lmfao what the hell
sansaslays: I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the
thefinefriend: nasfera2: thefinefriend: im your mom on vacation. call me mom. hot mom™. Does that make you thefinemomfriend? if it rolls off the tongue nice
frankocean: When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’. That couch tho
just-call-me-vendetta: blvckgeezus: nino-blakk: theyarter: nowhites: themoonandantartica: stressedboyz: Nigga thats a croissant.. i know that shit got spider eggs somewhere in it she rolled up a wasp nest Smokin that yuca pack Super
memes-saved-me: Destiel!AU where Dean is a pilot, best in the rebellion and Castiel is a Jedi in training who is conflicted between his feelings for Dean and his true calling. Also Sam being a general who just rolls his eyes everytime Dean stumbles into
want-2-shareher: sexxxyones: So Wish We Could Stay in Bed ALL Day Today & I Could Spoil MR for Father’s Day😍But, We are in the Beautiful Mountains & that Calls for Us to Roll Out of Bed & Go on a Beautiful Hike…💙Hopefully a Quick
brohaan: booasaur: A gay soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed. (Father’s dialogue in smaller, italic font above.) These are not man tears rolling down my face, I swear it…! *aggressively rushes for the tissue box*
manicscribble: breadsy: i accidentally a drift/tailgate babby/shojo anime character because of manic and robo will it be called ROLL OR SPIN OUT YOU DECIDE I CAN’T PICK because I came up with these options
New Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth trailer!!!!! GAAAAAAH SHINJIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w; And he’s petting Koromaru and calling him Koro-chaaaaaan!!!!! *rolling on the ground in happiness*
weeheartfood: Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!
dislocated-cannibal: thatweirdo-intheduckieshirt: thesylverlining: retrogradeworks: Guys. The Niflheim is a dating sim full of hot dead guys and this sassy ass skeleton called Skeletiano.Holy shit, I’m rolling in the floor. Oh no, oh no, I don’t
ellenalsop: jeez Frisk, have some tact why don’t you I wanted this to happen if you called Papyrus ‘uncool’ while you and Sans are in Grilby’s. (THIS HAS NO REFLECTION OF MY VIEW OF PAPYRUS EITHER, he is a perfect cinnamon roll)
Japanese people who have been playing/found out about Undertale are calling Papyrus “bakawaii = stupidcute” and it’s perfect for him. THE MOST ADORABLE CINNAMON ROLL!!
mandyskankovichs: a simple electro-swing playlist, for writing cool stories set in the 20s, 30s, and 40s. | download + listen | i. phil mac - roll out the barrel | ii. parov stelar - catgroove | iii. swing republic - midnight calling | iv.
mauzymorn: merry-miss-magpie: byjoveimbeinghumble: No it’s not. Panoramas like this are a painstaking, labor-intensive digital product, not made by just “rolling down a hill”. This image, “Big Sur,” is part of a series called “Alterrnative
