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retarded-princess: My friend and I were chatting about that movie Hot Girls Wanted, and he goes “First you’re thinking about how you’re going to spend all the money, and then before you know it you’re like:…for the rest of your life.”I let
retarded-princess: I guess it’s as good a place to keep it as any other…
retarded-princess: ….sink? bathtub?
retarded-princess: I mean, okay, but only if the ride is free, you know? Not like last time.
retarded-princess: fakeboobsworld: Christy Mack http://fakeboobsworld.tumblr.com/archive I feel bad making fun of this woman in a recent post given the horrible news that’s been going around about her. I hope she gets better soon.As mean as I can
retarded-princess: I bet soccer would be way more popular in this country if…
retarded-princess: I wanted this outfit but I couldn’t figure out how to try it on.
retarded-princess: They’ll do whatever that duck says at this point.
retarded-princess: Have u met the only reason anyone pays attention to me? Here’s a closeup.
Retardation is colorblind.
retarded-princess: She’s so happy to have a friend!
retarde:ruaken-deactivated:Peak momma mode
retarded-princess: Anteater pride. Thank God I didn’t have to go to UCI…
retarded-princess: Try harder…you’ll get it eventually.
Retard-Fu Nunca hacer combos fue tan letal y bizarro
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: She respects herself. When she writes her memoirs I hope this gets a whole chapter, because I really want to know what’s going through her mind here.
retarded-princess: One of my sexual partners once said I have “seizuregasms.” That’s kind of what this picture made me think of. Via definitecuties
retarded-princess: So as you know (since I won’t shut up about it), I was in Vegas recently. Well, on Sunday morning, which started like so many other Sunday mornings when I woke up in a strange hotel suite with a headache, a sore backside, and no
retarded-princess:recycling is mandatory in retardistan
retarded-princess:Pretty much everything I know about sex I learned from porn. So I assume this gif is completely normal behavior right?
retarded-princess: I mean, this is why I’m always leery about homeopathic medicine. I just don’t see how that’s beneficial. Every time I’ve let my acupuncturist do this I just end up smelling jizz everywhere. I haven’t seen any benefit for
retarded-princess: Another way to go would be to just use a loofah. That’s what I do, and I’m pretty clean.
drunk selfie after last night
retarded-princess: a) wtf. b) I’m so happy I’m not on some kind of hallucinogenic drug whilst watching this.
retarded-horny: cute-blonde-blowjob: http://sex3.us/ Red heads!!!!
retarded-princess: nankingdecade: A uniform constrains personal identity, reduces a human to a role, an idea, to interchangeable parts. I had to wear a uniform in high school, more basic than this one… but in my experience individuality tends to
retarded-princess:This is an awesome way to get like extra mileage out of a small supply. Just have him do all the coke first, then do this. Now, in full disclosure, I’ve never actually felt anything from doing this, but he swears it works really well.
retarded-princess: codylance: memegan: recovery-equals-happiness: Well thats me sorted then. :) A long line to be in…. I bet hell has a better messaging system though.
retarded-princess: I feel like the one on the left totally made the one on the right do all the work…
retarded-princess: I don’t really do drugs other than booze but I kinda wanna try whatever she’s on…
retarded-princess: aznangels: Miko Lee. Personally when I do yoga I prefer to be on a surface somewhat firmer than a bed. Also, I do it barefoot, but I can see from this picture how five inch heels open up new possible poses….
retarded-princess: Which one gets paid more?
retarded-princess: Have you ever seen like in nature videos where like a bird is gulping down like a fish or something? Like, hey bird: learn to chew your food huh?
retarded-princess: From looking at tumblr, it seems some girls just love the taste of lube or something. That’s all fine and good in most cases, but take it from me the silicone stuff usually kinda tastes awful.
retarded-princess: My demonstration of an internal combustion engine won “best presentation” at my senior year science fair.
retarded-princess: Only you could caption something like this. __ Why only me? Is this not what driver’s ed was like for everyone else?
