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Omg I found Ungulatr on tumblr! Everyone with saliva/tongue/kissing fetishes rejoice! Ungulatr has a very distinct style and a very distinct range of fetishes that he/she caters to, which is relatively hit or miss with me depending on the participants/ani
skipskoppin-oxx: cupids-addiction: my favourite photo on tumblr mindfucked me for a lifetime this is creepy i want a hug I reblog this every time I see it Time is relative. Who are we to say sixty seconds equal a minute… Exactly Shit That wall speak
Damn I know someone in the Bay Area has a relative that uses one of these!!!! Serious looking to buy or rent a paleta cart hit me up!!!!
villainouscenobite: Time is a relative concept, so let me simplify for you cunt. A few minutes of this will seem like an eternity. Your mind will try and shut down to cope with the pain, but there is no escape. You are here, now, and you will suffer.
wants2fist: I found your blog a few days ago. I’ve always found stretched pussies hot, but haven’t done much to make mine, until relatively recently. So here’s me birthing my medium kong that I bought yesterday in a public bathroom ;3 Wow! That
vkgldarknoir: Me. When my relatives come to visit.
allcapspoerty: I’m stuck here in Texas with horrible wifi at a little hotel. I’m sharing a room with my whole family and the lack of Internet connection and constant noise coming out of my relatives is actually going to kill me. Help.
andythanfiction: specialkthegreat: cardsofwind: THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS. Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is
diaryofatransgenderwoman: gandalfblue:diaryofatransgenderwoman: Pool day… Time to relax! Dear Kayden, I know these are relatively new …But a bigger pair will not hurt :D It’s all about angles. Trust me, they’re plenty big! Gorgeous.
b4rebones: my favourite photo on tumblr mindfucked me for a lifetime this is creepy i want a hug I reblog this every time I see it Time is relative. Who are we to say sixty seconds equal a minute… Exactly Shit That wall speak the truth. Fuck these
That awkward moment when my mom is introducing me to my long lost/never heard relatives.
b-lows: my favourite photo on tumblr mindfucked me for a lifetime this is creepy i want a hug I reblog this every time I see it Time is relative. Who are we to say sixty seconds equal a minute… Exactly Shit That wall speak the truth. go stop all
sketchlock: POSTIN’ OLD WORK START: 1/6 (Sexlock made me post all my old work. ಠ3ಠ ) I really appreciate fluff. as a relatively “newcomer” here to the Fandom, I’d enjoy seeing some of the artwork from years gone by!
Well I don’t like the looks of what is happening here on tumblr… seems as if all NSFW artists will be purged. It really bums me out because even tho I’m still relatively new to this, I’ve already found a lot of success sharing my work here.
I shouldn’t have been up this late into the station’s night cycle, but I was new to Allkhanna and still not quite in sync with it. I’d been taking advantage of the relative quiet to work on a project, but now a call of nature was pulling me out
Speaking of waifus, this month marks the 12th year that my Luna has been with me. It’s crazy how to time flies and how much things change even in a relatively short amount of time. Since I started this blog I’ve neglected drawing her a lot,
festive-omorashi: I’m too nervous to post this myself, but if you could post it and credit me, is appreciate it!-Asui had never been one to be too concerned with her fluid intake. She’s had a relatively strong bladder since childhood, so she usually
excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
asleepylioness: Lioness, I’ve finally gotten to see my one and only again; after 6 weeks of separation. This is how we’ve spent most of our day. Tangled limbs, lips locked, him inside of me. We managed to capture a relatively serene moment for both
taragiancaspro: If I drop out of college and buy a better bathrobe, can I tell my relatives that I am studying to become Jeff Bridges? Is that a lucrative career? Is that a feasible option for me? Because I really want to be Jeff Bridges.
“I’m in jail, my brother played–”And then I stopped reading. Seriously. People. Nobody is ever going to buy that shit. Your so called brother/cousin/mom/cat/whatever is Openkore. Tell me how does it feel to be a close relative
spockhetti: HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED
Steven Universe 2x04: Say Ikea“Steven and the Crystal Gems visit a long-lost Sweedish relative of his to aid him in unlocking the powers of his bookshelf.”(can someone please tell me how to properly chroma key because I didn’t even try) (inspired on
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
im off to go to a holiday party with relatives i don’t like. wish me luck.
ellenderwear: pi4nobl4ck: People that are maybe a little to close to their relatives. the grandma one will give me nightmares
epicweapon666: I look relatively free but the Layers upon layers of latex and many hidden chains, straps and locks say a different story. It is my job to clean each apartment in my complex. 6 inch heels slow me down but the electro shocker attached to
another lovely time at the commons with a friend. shooting the breeze, talking about life’s shit and stuff. he mentioned one thing that i’m still trying to figure out myself. he asked me how do i do it, referring to being in relatively good
gallusrostromegalus: glumshoe: My Christmas gifts were a headlamp and a lockpicking set. I think my relatives are trying to encourage me to go do crimes. “Be Gay, Do Crimes” is the theme for 2019
calmdraws: (Hey, psst, follow me on Twitter. I interact more with people there.)So I got a VR headset a few days back. Wanted to try sculpting in VR, and I gotta say, it feels amazingly intuitive compared to sculpting on a screen. Here’s a relatively
shadowsofstars: Al-fucking-righty - I did NOT want to have to do this, but if I don’t vent here, I may punch a relative in the face. THIS IS NOT A 12 WEEK OLD FETUS. Did you catch that? No? Let me try again: THIS IS NOT A 12 WEEK OLD FETUS. A 12 week
dirtytalkinginenochian replied to your photoset: Here are some pictures of me being relatively… thanks! now I’m gonna have to go find and buy that bear ;]
shakymangos: Only to give you an idea of our relative size! hes about to get jumped, this pic turns me on!
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