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starlightsruby: starlightsruby: HEREEESS AN UPDATE! *falls on floor dead* I’ve kept all the prices relatively the same but now we have paintings! Since they’re the hardest to do its a bit more expensive. Im hoping to earn some money so im not constantly
This is my current PR. 72.5k. In this it is easier to see how my size relative to the bar and weights. I’m 5'2" and weigh 110-112#. That is nearly 1-½ my body weight. The little bit at the end is where my coach is reminding me to ring
The grin? Mostly because I had the brilliant idea to take a sequence of me getting on the counter - perspective about my size relative to the real world - and I didn’t even need to look in the viewfinder to know that my efforts to use the remote and
jasoncanty01: cupcakedrawings: ayobay: I just fell in love. I’d let her do things to me O_O Holy crap I want abs and arms like her and I’m supposed to be a relatively “healthy” male.
beautifullychallenged3: ultracolehann: sarah-and-daddy: my perfect night :p It’s all about happiness I need this please. All of my male relatives fuckin me at once. Going to a 5v1 gangbang later today. Going to try this with the whore we are
Going back home to conservative relatives during the holidays
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
To all relative Metal Heads this may concern...
submit-yield-obey: i’m a 44 year old submissive who is relatively new to the lifestyle, although, looking back i think i have always been a submissive and just didn’t know what to call it, or what it was. my perception of BDSM was probably pretty
Yesterday’s stream shenanigans! …though it was a bit shorter due to me not feeling very well. orz
ace-nb: dogs-run: thebisexualblogger: tinyorangeskateboard: calippygian: plumbat: captain-rel: perpugilliam: lizawithazed: mechabre: this is so incredibly important to me holy shit an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT
whoatakeiteasyman: no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
gastrictankafterhours: Friend asks me to draw an ideal porn character relative to my tastes, but it just turned out to be a thicker Chancey in business suit, lmao. great job she might make an appearance from time to time for fun drawings but she is
theburninglotus: The grin? Mostly because I had the brilliant idea to take a sequence of me getting on the counter - perspective about my size relative to the real world - and I didn’t even need to look in the viewfinder to know that my efforts to
iszjaneway: please don’t leave Sid fumbled through her pockets for her keys as she and Fran walked to her apartment door. Sid had managed to find herself a little, basement bachelor apartment not too far out of downtown for relatively cheap,
knifeandlighter:so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido. So I have to renew my fucking passport and get on a plane in a few weeks to go with her and see if she wants to keep the house, gut it and sell it,
Intelligence is relative.
whoatakeiteasyman: no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone
imaginebaggins: HOW TO HANDLE ANNOYING RELATIVES (x)
prince-ichi: My Hersha and Berta gijinkas, Virus and Trip’s allmates `o` I tried to keep their faces relatively similar to their respective animal, I hope I was successful! Tori and beni
ah yes, the holidays. the time of year where i actually have to give my phone a passlock because unlike people i only ever occasionally talk to at school, i actually can’t trust my family to not go snooping through my phone. happy holidays.
mrcassidy73: Cassidy left early this morning for a quick two-day trip to see some relatives. When she got up she said she wanted to talk to me about something. She wanted to make sure I was okay with some of our recent changes and also to talk about
So my ppaw has to go in for testing because he’s had 3 strokes and is always dizzy. He’s not even blood related to me but he’s been the best grandfather I’ve ever had, even over my own shitbag asshole blood relatives. I can’t
05.20.2020At a significant point in time relative to the big events of my last year (and the last 4-5 years too).
precumming: Relative on Thanksgiving: “Hey how have you been? :)” Me to me: “ask about the divorce”
rcktpwr: an OLD joke that is really really good is someone reacting to a relatively minor inconvenience with simple plan’s How Could This Happen To Me
swimmingtrunks: Just a reminder on this N7 day, as we look to the future, that Garrus and Shep are reunited and living out their retirement in relative peace, and no one can tell me otherwise.
haversackers: I consider myself relatively sane, but when Nattie exposes her anus to me like this, the voices in my head come to life… “Smell it! Lick it! Stick your tongue in as far as you can!”
ass-hat-douche-canoe: A girl did this to me my senior year in psychology class. She saw my arm with relatively healed cuts and said “UM what the hell is that! Is that why your in this class? Trying to fix yourself?” After class that teacher pulled
rel-ecno: things that will always be hot to me people in suits people in suits with ties when people wearing ties loosen them and take them off little by little people wearing gloves when people in gloves slowly slide them down their arm or hand when
tobeagenius: Coffee addiction is a relatively new phenomenon (yes, I’m looking at you, university students), and has been accommodated by the increase in coffee based fast food chains such as Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts which in turn has led to
usnavis-hat: bookavid: bookavid: my super homophobic relative asked me for ya books to read, preferably contemporary and u know what i gave them ari and dante muahahhahahahhahhahahahah they’re in for a surprise update: he called me. him: about
It only really occurred to me as I was wrapping this up that you might have meant a sweater that was giant even relative to Malachite. But that’s life, I guess, and that’s what you get for going discount.
Short hair. Long hair. Bah. Relatives. All meaning different things to different people. Short to me, Short to you, long to you, still short to me.
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discount-supervillain: Short hair. Long hair. Bah. Relatives. All meaning different things to different people. Short to me, Short to you, long to you, still short to me.
Me: Hey even if work has been less heavy there’s still lot to do and i’m STILL doing my own damn 12 hours out of home and delaing with some ass customers, so even if im not that tired I should go to bed relatively earlyAlso me: Hey it’s past 1am
While butchering a chicken today to eat later on in meals planned in the week, it occurred to me just how far I’ve come in a relatively short time on the subject.From premade chicken and chicken pieces on sale to not only baking one up from scratch,
