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“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
a-spontaneity-of-owls: I have officially contributed to the insanity. Post-Reichenbach anyone? Grape Eyes Week: Day 2
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 3 (This is the 5th most popular post from this blog, and the post that started it all!)
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless I get more requests, this will probably be my last batch.) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.” “I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.â€
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