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mackenziexestacado: askcenterstage: artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better
crack-dragon: w300: m-mmph: Team Service Announcement: “Pop it, Don’t Drop it" (by anangrysockpuppet) FUCKING TEAM SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BEST HAHH
thedailymeme: My grandfather gave me this advice a few years ago, and in honor of his would-be 100th birthday I wanted to share it with everyone else. It has helped me on many occasions
cumobsessed: kisscuddlencock: IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS
vanehwasreal: i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and
attack-attazkaban: watermel0n-smile: he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time I’m so in love with this
clomandhisdeafweasel: musicisshin: street-preacher: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted more oxygen sounds like it would be way worth it. Only if I can ride one of the giant beetles Suprised I haven’t seen this on Vsauce before.
theladythorki: no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke but you get another polar bear and you’re like hm that was weird but
swagcola: I just hit 1k followers. You know what that means? I give u presents thats what Since all my other masterposts went so well, I present to you… The Pokemon Masterball Masterpost. Why is it called this? Because not only does it have most
muninniguh: loganmcowen: fallinglikeflies: umbrellasareessential: woosterteeth: Ok now this one is just fucking briliant. I don’t get it took me a moment OH AHAHAHAHA For those that don’t get it, the panel order is 4 - 1 - 2 - 3
stalydan: team-joebama: billswagsby: team-joebama: leopardvaindreams: excusemypassion: cupscakessnickersandgrits: White People: “You blacks need to get over what we did to you. It was so long ago and it wasn’t even that bad. So what if us honest
miss-doctorwho: doctorwhoaddicts: aflawedfashion: You never answer your phone. River got the idea because when she was younger she saw Amy do it, Amy got the idea because when she first started traveling with the Doctor, she saw River do it.
dangannopa: THIS IS STILL THE BIGGEST HYPOCRISY IMO AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS ALRIGHT TO BE UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH SPORTS BUT ITS HORRIBLE IF IT’S CARTOONS
knightingail: cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here OH MY GOD I WATCHED
wolfie-the-weremummy: the-anthro-doctor-and-companions: ask-evil-rainbow-dash: america-wakiewakie: (america-wakiewakie) While this might seem bad for America to be so high on these lists, it isn’t quite what it appears. Let me break down each
dontchawannawantafanta: afallfromelegance: THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT BEAUTIFUL?! THERE’S A BIG FUCKING GAPING HOLE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN OCEAN AND WATER IS DISAPPEARING INTO IT WHERE DOES IT GO?! *Under The Sea starts playing*
sherlockholnes: bunnehvantas: THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. Today, the second of january, I found these small green arrows all over tumblr and other websites. It doesn’t just affect links, it affects normal words in texts as well, and if you click
foxyboxyblog: Reuploaded as a Tumblr friendly version. I don’t normally do this, as it separates my Tumblr and my DA, but, I just felt like it this time or something, I dunno. Art styles by LoCeri, Grievousfan and egophiliac.
somethingkindofstrange: somethingkindofstrange: IT’S TURNING ON WHAT IN THE HELL IT’S IN MINT CONDITION. THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS HOW
gothgramps: carryonmy-assbutt: theuppitynegras: graveyardpussy: i remember this struggle like it was yesterday these kids now a days don’t understand I remember when it used to skip because i was dancing and jumping, that was the real struggle
fawnquest: whoringmorgan: oneirodidae-dreamers: eziocauthon89: sixpenceee: made by filmmaker David F. Sandberg Someone described it as “I normally can’t stand horror stuff, but this one was short enough to stomach. Once. After that, it’s all
im-just-bad-at-metaphors: magicalkingdomofdisney: itsthefangirlwholived: brookeeverdeen: when you get your period at school Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know Make one wrong move and then the blood will show Let it flow, let it flow, can’t
yeahilovebeinpurple: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
pulsecrow: countsassmaster: geardrops: fastcompany: Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink it’s so cute i want an army of them take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book. That is not the intended use
schim: Cats who can’t figure out walls [x] PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME. It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of
direhuman: mrdappersden: They did it, they fucking did it. Oh my god. There is absolutely no way that shit isn’t King-Tut-level cursed. Every single person involved in the excavation is going to have some mysterious accident in the next few months,
zannablack: superlockedinthephandom: sarajust: taggedbooty: offlcer: ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫ TOO SOON IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS oh my god…
dogscan: Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then
comedycentral: On last night’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart revealed that if you mix Mitch McConnell’s weird wordless campaign ad with any song, you get pure, uncut magic. It’s called McConnelling, and it’s sweeping the nation. Make your own!
kada-bura: DHMIS has a kickstarter going to complete the series! It’s still early in the backing stage but also very far from it’s goal. If funded we get four more DHMIS stories to complete the series! I don’t know about you, but I’d love to
tinalikesbutts: deansoup: homol0gy: psychara: Call it Satanic or call it common sense. If they do not stop, destroy them If Satan needs consent u need consent Today on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
ceruleancynic: captaingumdrop: muddaytires: 1037135: self-dunk ……”uh oh” you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight sleek and elegant predator right
refinedmind: Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly
aww-tistic: grrak: rynvasnormandy: GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WONDERFUL THIS IS Parkinson’s is a degenerative disease and while it’s progress can be slowed down, it currently doesn’t have a cure. People suffering from Parkinson’s will experience
cupcakemarquis: directorcsr: This is one of the best children books I know of, but you can only find it in France. It’s about a princess who didn’t like males, and the her father hired a fairy for help and the two girls fell in love instead. Lesbian
admirall-halsey: ask-bombastic-blake: unexplained-events: The Mata Mata Turtle Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expernt at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my
exvarn: certifiedhypocrite: hyenadip: bogleech: thebeldamsbuttons: damianimated: LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you
thesonicscrew: jackhawksmoor: slytherliz: lixxieb: doc-knock: londonprophecy: qweety: just this guy’s laugh OMFG holy shit i’m crying ngl That should not have been as funny as it was! OH MY WORD GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT “they have
kite117: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
cogsymod: chakrabot: slitheringink: artofcarmen: fyeahwhovians: raygender: themediafix: Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality.This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the
seselapod: wasserplane: radiovistoron: agehagyaru: magicalpoptarts: vaaseline: wonder-mechanic: radiovistoron: Chrome, please stop this. ITS ACTUALLY THE WORST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ok i was confused i thought it was just my shit or soemthing
rorykenneigh: vegalocity: artigosaurus: queen-of-dork: i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei: debisanacronym1: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!? NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!! WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU
sixpenceee: A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be
lifting-ink: sharltonspensiter: When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was
fleet-wing: YAY, ANOTHER STEAM HACKER GOING AROUND. So I’ve only heard about this one, never had it happen to me. UNTIL NOW. So this “thing” is going around, sending people messages saying “WTF DUDE?” with a legit looking link. Well, it shouldn’t
overtextposts: koblala: never-kill-on-the-first-date: koblala: never-kill-on-the-first-date: koblala: never-kill-on-the-first-date: Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color? Yellow No it’s red because of his shirt No, it’s yellow
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
thedrunkenminstrel: There’s a lot I like about the Megaman comic. It’s done a really good job of looking at the ethical implications about robots and their desires and interactions. It’s a very Asimov-inspired look at artificial intelligence that
cloperella: ecmajor: shunkawarakin: It’s done, you can all go home now. Pretty accurate. This version will probably come out in 2017 or so, i’m guessing I lost it at the neck jerk
niadil:gamchamp: I don’t usually write reviews but this thing is so cool and I think it could help a lot of college students who don’t have tons of money. Its called a beeboard and it’s like a keyboard that you can roll up to travel with and hook
kyuu-tier:ron-daralki: sheck-the-wulfy: THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS? I HAVEN’T EVER SEEN THIS WHY HAVEN’T I EVER SEEN THIS.
shingeki-no-nevermind:tinylilremus: queerfabulousmermaid: cadet-skittlezx: I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. oh shit It’s even worse when you realise that since those videos paint Africa as a wasteland riddled with disease, it affects the tourism
randomgeeknamedbrent: marshmellowtea:high-metafive:so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship statusi went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..i can’t deal anymorethis is beautiful
50shadesofgrell: just-shower-thoughts: If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before
vincebell: motivational Isabellebecause it’s monday and some people might need it.
horrormoviesequel: thatmetticguy: megasonger: grawly: teamhellnope: brainbubblegum: I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never
brotoad: brotoad: It is with great sadness that i have to report that, after 19 long years on the web, the Space Jam website has finally been laid to rest.Please pay your respects with a moment of silence, though know that it will be fondly remembered
thenamelessdoll: I was going through my hard drive and found a little something that I had forgotten about; and Frozen edit where I corrected Elsa’s magical/physics-defying braid. (It annoyed the heck out of me so I fixed it… Sooo satisfying!)Program
mediokrek:ihaveitwitheverybody: This might be the best thing ever filmed. I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.
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