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Better than the Real Thing … but just what is the real thing here?
You can’t beat the feeling! Life tastes good! Look for the real things! Life begins here! Kha Le Pee Le Jee Le! Can’t beat the real thing! (For more amusement: They’re all there.)
cuckoldfantansy: mistresstrixie69: Strap ons are only to humiliate and prepare you for the real thing…you know you want the REAL thing! Oh please let it be a real cock…..please
Pee Perverts: Yellow Fever by Abigail ThorntonHave you ever had cybersex and longed for the real thing? Or had the real thing and wanted to share the experience with your perverted buddies in cyberspace?Having seen a woman play a public wetting game,
mouthinvader: good girl, keep practicing. are you ready for the real thing now? As if the real thing could live up to that.
unrealcelebritynudes: Since there’s no substitute for the real thing, for this one I substituted WITH the real thing..courtesy of Kate Upton, and the cloud..
sluty-anal-wife: I love my toys. Not as good as the real thing, but helps me whenever the real thing isn’t available
barrymanilowswinternightmare: I’d be lying if I said I slightly wanted the bronycon orgy to be a real thing, because I actually really wanted the bronycon orgy to be a real thing.
wrywlf replied to your quote: tumblr privledge is when someone disagrees with… privilege is a real thing sorry pain is gonna be a real thing when im done with ya
bookishandi: bookishandi: NEW GALLIFREY RECORDS FIC MEANS ALL MY FEELINGS CHANNELED INTO FAKE REAL THINGS. And real fake things Here is a thing I made last night. Happy times! Happy times!
billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: helena: cheatsy: that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site Two least real things
I relate to Pearl in a lot of ways but one of the things I probably relate to most is her uncanny ability to stick her foot in her mouth and say the absolutely wrong thing in any situation, especially when actively trying to be helpful
Reblog if your muse is someone who is real to you. Something that has real feelings, real urges, tells you things about themselves, and becomes a friend. Not just something that you control.
brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:Does size matter?? Got damn right 👇🏼 From the toy chest to the real fucking thing 🙌🏼 Ain’t nothing like the Real Thing. NOTHING. 👇🏼
saintsofchicago: gehayi: bri-ecrit: rbnhood: colethewolf: clairenovac: undercoverangryangel: brainstatic: Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald
happythanksgivingbitch: the scariest thing about all this is that the racists dont have to hide online anymore like donald trump being elected is going to make them feel so empowered and ready to start shit and its just like….. im already exhausted
Fun things to do when Donald is inaugurated
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: THE ONE GOOD THING OF 2016 If not for the protestors making all that noise nobody woulda looked twice. Thank the protestors.
purehempster: h0odrich: everyone needs to read this Remember that every abusive relationship is different. That’s why it’s redundant to say things like, “You should do this or that,” because what makes sense for one situation might not in that
molothoo: l0rdfapulous: letnocharitablehope: beachbrotha: lagonegirl: Black lawyer exposes how corrupt the American justice system is Thank you for that Sistah. You’re right, these are things we as regular people need to know. BOOST! Privilege
sanguinarysanguinity: dealanexmachina: chillwhiskey: ok you guys this is the only political thing i will be posting on here but re: the 2018 and 2020 elections - YOU HAVE TO VOTE. AND DEMOCRATS HAVE TO WIN THEIR CAMPAIGNS FOR STATE LEGISLATURES. IT
pilotnextdoor: blvckgeezus: dookiediamonds: gogomrbrown: Whats this documentary called? Whattt the fuckkk is this thing callleeddddd I been saying this shit for years Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
moregreasethanbeef: xomariahh: its almost 2017 and if you’re still sending anonymous hate on tumblr, you need to reevaluate ya life The first and only time I got anon hate it was crazy cuz the whole time this stranger was saying terrible things me
dark-and-beautiful-things: THIS.
thighetician: prettyboyshyflizzy: brebambii: 350shadesoffoh: dipped-in-nutellaa: exohhxo: “Bet” is literally the most asshole thing to say like the fuck…do you mean… Bet bruh 😂 Dis me 😭 😭😂💀 then u get the “wow…
destielhiseyesopened: transrants: gravekat: softkats: pizzatomb: aside from being cissexist the whole XX = female and XY = male thing is Straight-Up Wrong AFAB people can have XO, XXX, XXXX and XY chromosomes while AMAB people have have XXYY, XYY,
russalex: godless-david: Whenever someone says things like “Hillary should be arrested!” or “Obama was the worst president ever!”, I calmly ask them what laws Hillary broke or what Obama did to hurt this country. No one has EVER been able to
mysterysciencegirlfriend3000: landmerbabe: i’ve been working 3+ years in a job during which i’ve seen hundreds of women’s bodies in a medical context lemme tell you a thing women are fucking hairy, ok? i’ve seen women covered with hair from their
bootyscientist2: I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck
badgyal-k: galleyus: motherofpalms: motherofpalms: Important info if you have friends/family with adhd/add I want to add that if you see them repeating things to themselves they might be trying to focus on not forgetting something Also if you speak
girlwave: bedpartymakeover: thequeenbey: bevonc: please unmute this and I would of made it longer but this 5 minute limit … VOCALIST Do you guys just think about how restrained and subtle her vocals were in Lemonade bey is the closest thing
itsaliencum: lifetimeinafist: yesixicana: watersignsupremacist: Hidden Figures (2016) dir. Theodore Melfi this echoes what white women do today. This was maybe my favorite thing about Hidden Figures. It did not let white women off the hook
5 Things White Women do That Black Women Can’t Get Away With
tamboochie: @manniefreshhaircut right like anyone who says there’s boundaries when it comes to rap beef clearly has never loved in the hood or spent more than 2 minutes in there like biggas thing rap spose to be all sugar and rainbows like nooooooo
moyo-mkali: I hate when im trying to sleep but as soon as i get comfortable my mind wants to think about the future, all the things I’ve should of said, scenarios i can no longer change ….like can i just go to damn sleep brain
kittensinsocks24: Honestly? Probably the most laughable thing to me about Fyre Festival is that there’s been so many reports of thievery and stolen wallets, clothes, etc when it’s literally been like 24 hours and these people clearly are well off,
zamaron:the miley cyrus thing literally translates to “i thought i could profit off of black culture but my albums flopped and people made fun of me a lo so now i need to rebrand back into my Innocent Country Girl and in order to do that i need to
Just a few of my favorite things...
thecuckoohaslanded: sandandglass: Lewis Black - Black To The Future Funny thing? He almost certainly did it on purpose. And I don’t mean that as “actually he knows what he’s doing.” I mean it as “he has been committing one of the longest
imaginashon: sandalwoodandsunlight: FCC HOTLINE: 1-888-225-5322 I don’t normally reblog things like these on this blog, but this is very serious. There’s plan for another protest on the 12 of July which I plan on being part of.
The craziest thing: Many pro-life people think Roe vs. Wade being overturned instantly STOPS~! abortion. But it doesn’t. It simply leaves it back up to the states. The blue states keep it. The red states don’t. Purple ones? Who knows? And can you
shootmeadub: As much as I love Bomani, Mike, Michael Smith, Stephen A and Shannon Sharpe, I’ve yet to see them be reprimanded over the political and controversial things they’ve said in the same way Jemele Hill has these last few months. I mean Bomani
fanfictionfridge: Transcription: Paul “The Thirst Order” Krueger@NotLikeFreddyNov 21, 2017 Tweet 1: Hey. I know things look dark for Net Neutrality, but remember: this vote is three weeks away. We have three weeks to show everyone with a vote that
chemicallywrit: kaylapocalypse: historicaltimes: “Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960 via reddit All of those people around him are demons hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from
Things I will not call you a whore for:
sexyoldermaturespics: Hairy Matures this is the real thing son it beats wanking it all the time come on then take the stiffening thing out and introduce it to the real thing i will guide it in you just push in and out see how long you can last not long
thedatingfeminist: I feel like almost all of the guys who’ve had an unreciprocated thing for me developed it because I listened to them and was emotionally supportive, etc., but they themselves never thought to do the same for me. Which ended up with
clementine-kesh:clementine-kesh:every time i’m about to get annoyed at bad science in media i just think about that one xkcd comic and calm down a littlethis is the most real image ever i need to frame it and put it on my desk to keep myself humble
Things that give me anxiety
things that need to be cheaper
Things more important than family
thechanelmuse: Actress Shanola Hampton makes unsexy phrases sound sexy on The Real Watch this!!! She is too good lol this is hilarious omg.
I always get told I have an ego or am full of myself but the truth of the matter is I’m doing better than most it not all my peers. I have 4 major things going for me a full time job, full time classes, an apartment and am very active in the gym
One of my biggest online peeves, even though there are dozens, is when people post or want credit for things they are thinking of doing or maybe attempting to do. For example, I am going to college full-time to be a teacher but I am not a teacher yet.
hood2go: Growth is a real thing, change is a real thing, being able to unlearn toxicity and negativity is a real thing so anybody who uses “this is just how I am” as an excuse for why they’re a horrible person is just overall garbage.
karrmennn: mugenisdead: whoarei: this girl told me she was gonna do brujeria on me to make me fall in love w her….!!???? thats a thing?? god pls tell me thats not a real thing It’s a real thing bro. You fucked my guy 😂😂
jdesade: fuckdolls4use: Practicing in public for when she can get the real thing. With further training, she’ll take the real thing in public, or wherever you tell her to. Devotional Training: Starting Point.
crashlovesbimbos: “Too fake” isn’t a real thing. “Too obvious” isn’t a real thing. There is only bigger, which is always better.
Well, at least Cleveland has one thing going for it.
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