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Last round was pretty crazy. I’ve never seen a race that close on strawpoll yet but ultimately its a huge upset, as the Castanic beat out Sherry by 51% to 49%! Clearly alternateanastasia rigged the poll towards the end by posting sexy Castanic pics.
asses4me: skottfrii: nicnat71017: skottfrii: Some of the hottest real life shit you ever saw. I 2nd that…I don’t even think hot is the word… It started out as a lil bit of horseplay, until his dick got hard. Homie said fuck it, came out his
Every now and then there is a new innovation in fisting, a Eureka! moment. First cavemen thousands of years ago discovered fisting, then fist dick, then double fisting, later came huge dildos, and combinations such as dildo dick, more recently fleshli
inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time
teaandfailure: inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
tinyredbird: femhype: prettycakemachine: I’ve completed all the recipes for my Undertale Tea Party, or as I call it, my Undertea! I hope you guys enjoy them! 1. Blueberry Spider Cider with edible sugar webs! All proceeds go to real spiders. RECIPE
TT: It sounds like you don’t even know what a red herring is. uu: BuLLSHIT. I AM BASICALLY THE MASTER OF ALL RED HERRINGS. uu: THEY SWIM THROuGH MY VEINS. THIS WAY AND THAT.VRISKA: 8ut English, that guy is as evil as they come. He’s the real
skottfrii: nicnat71017: skottfrii: Some of the hottest real life shit you ever saw. I 2nd that…I don’t even think hot is the word… It started out as a lil bit of horseplay, until his dick got hard. Homie said fuck it, came out his shorts and
GUISE THERE’S A FUCKING SCORPION IN MY ROOM. SAHGFDHSGFAD SHIT JUST GOT REAL. (and then i started laughing because I started thinking of the Scorpion Dance…u know the one infinite does in BTD LOL. X)
the-real-eye-to-see: Say what you want but saying a woman of color would be beautiful as a white woman is racist
violaslayvis: These hood niggas literally invited some white people to “the cookout” & you can tell they’re uncomfortable as hell djfhfkfjfkfhfi
meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,
just-shower-thoughts: As a student people used to tell me how stressful “adult working life” is and how being a student was so easy. But today I am way more relaxed since my job has a defined start and end as opposed to the constant guilt of feeling
rurouneko: cr Ggankx // do not edit
Doodling my bad cop from APBAPB is a cops and robbers game that has everything I want in it except being, like, actually good ;( But my incopetent cop girl can be as cute as I could ever hope in my heart of hearts
Gonna grip you by your hair and pull your head back so I can spit in your face and watch you lap it up like the hungry little slut that you are as I beat a bruise deep inside you with my cock, just fucking pound the shit out of you until your legs wobble
smugsbunny: shinysylveon: real talk fighting games are boring as shit i dont see the appeal in this quick question: are you bad at them?
This is me with just about half of the shit that’s popping up on my dash as of late. Tumblr, ENTERTAIN me. Don’t FUCKING annoy me.
kawaiidetectiveenthusiast: Another patreon request loop. Updates are sparse as I deal with some real life shit. mixtape / gfycat
I hate when I’m sick or hurt and people bring me food. I don’t want food. I want quiet and dark because I’m quiet and dark. But god help you if you don’t come and check on me cause as soon as I’m better all that friend shit
edwardspoonhands: thebrainscoop: thefrogman: Photographs by Masatsugu Ohashi [500px] [h/t: wonderous-world] I need this today. If I had to pick a way to die, it would be as a result of being smothered by a herd of these guys are they even real
queerpotters: #you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout
theonion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself real talk though I did this to go see Pacific Rim and it was fucking excellent. The theater was empty and I was flipping out and it was cool as shit.
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
First, she phat and pretty as fuck. She fucks rich niggas. Her mom taught her. I can’t even hate, she know her role and plays the game well. Now she just need to get knocked up by one and she set for the next 18 at least if all else fails.
eightsevenmusic: A lot can happen in a year… I was just up there a couple weeks ago, Belt Parkway bumpy as shit. That shit was killing my wide ass tires on my car (they rub on real bumpy roads).
abrasivelyyours: ikerrr-deactivated20130714: President Barack Obama openly weeping as he talks to his campaign volunteers [x] Real men do cry so fuck what them manly acting single multiple children by raggedy niggas hoodrats say.
Nothing Is As It Seems.
fat ting, big as hell
love-em-nerdncurvy: Oh DAMN
Killer Turns Abandoned Home Into Haunted House, Uses Real Corpses As Props There is a serial killer in Gary, Indiana that is finally off the streets. But not before he could murder 11 people, hang their bodies on the walls and open his insanity to the
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thedarkestlove: continue-5-4-3-2-1: jawnthebaptiste: My response to Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake referring to the teens in Baltimore as “thugs.” Keep in mind that Maryland schools including Baltimore City won President Obama’s Race to the
therevtimes: No. 209 - “Light Guns And Ammo” The guys think they’ve finally come up with the solution to start the change in gun control the country needs. Fellow melanated folk–buy up as many guns as possible!
hotephoetips: antoniodiaries: milkandheavysugar: It turns out that the real life Samuel L Jackson is just as bad a** as all the characters he plays. In 1969, actor Samuel L Jackson was expelled from historically black Morehouse College for locking
eronthebender: sw-or-gtfo: pervocracy: He wasn’t as flagrantly bad as Trump, but let’s not completely rehabilitate George W. Bush into a nice old man who likes to paint and can’t handle his raincoat, okay? -signed, someone over thirty dubya
destection: Akira possibly hides more about himself than even George fucking Ace -Yamada might not be his real name -There is a public and a real reason for joining DUCK and even in the fanbook interview he only states public, which is still shady as
thymelock: a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better
cocoashas: cocoashas: deezcandiedyamztho: cocoashas: This why I don’t help ppl, u get real Hellen Kellar when I ask for my shit bck but was humble as shit whn ya hand was out smh…it took for a FB post to even get a response but now u wanna get
daringartisticadventurer: spreadthoselegsohyeah: queenbyrd: crazieees: Everybody needs this on their blog I hate you Tyra lmao tyra is funny as shit But forreal tho. This is real life lesson shit.
sharknado-senpai: the real trouble is i wanna rock a full on beard but i also wanna be cute as shit and wear pastel and look like something barfed right out a shoujo anime this is the real dilemma
yushisworld: In other news, Halloween used to be scary as shit. I dont see them as scary. If you saw this in real life today, they wouldn’t be scary. They would look stupid. It’s the photo editing that makes it seem that way.
the1975bitch:scenicv:wildeaboutoscar: imaginedragons: what real mens activists look like (see more here) Just so you know, I love all of you. Don’t owe you shit, you lil shits Amen to that. SALUTE
arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: beardandall: Is that really real? 100% WHO THE FUCK IS THIS me ryan you’re dumb as shit nah u got a boyfriend you don’t count you’re not real to me
‘So if your message ain’t shit, fuck the records you sold | cuz if you go platinum, it’s got nothing to do with luck | it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck…” - Immortal Technique On some real fucking shit.
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![abrasivelyyours: ikerrr-deactivated20130714: President Barack Obama openly weeping as he talks to his campaign volunteers [x] Real men do cry so fuck what them manly acting single multiple children by raggedy niggas hoodrats say.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md73qjHfk21rb6ybjo1_250.gif)
