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Servitude: Always read the fine print when you give yourself over to someone for their pleasure. Then again you might spoil the surprise of finding out you’ll be a latex slut for the rest of your life.
llbkins: Caption made by request! I haven’t read the caption yet but it looks hot.
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Angelica raised her phone in the air and pouted her lips in a sexy pose. Gone were the questions that came from reading the strange text moments earlier. Gone were the previous judgements and the disdain for the text’s sender. Gone was her slim, lithe
sarahindipity: razgriz007: gotgingerrr: kateoplis: Great job, ‘Merica. (Thanks Ned) Read the captions if you suck at geography. How are Californians the craziest? I say people from Florida are crazier. Whoa, we’re not the drunkest, craziest,
mikosuave: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought this was just
morbidlovinn: Hello guys! Since I’ve reached a number of followers I’d never thought I could have, I decided to hold a giveaway for you! Click the pictures to enlarge and read the captions with the items details. You have a month, have fun reblogging
boopoopadoop67: suzieme: The “Neglected Cocks” Series Another sexy work from sissydru4u - read the captions, they really show the sick brilliant mind of sissy dru! I am MORE than willing to help out the men in my community!! And of course the lovely
CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition on this tumblr. He’s reading a text and I love the look on her face. She knows what he’s just about to read. So please submit any caption you like - except cuckoldry
Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under my feet with the chance to read this. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of time lying under my feet with the chance to read this. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’ve never seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, and I haven’t read the book either. All I know is that it has leather-clad women. My imagination is filling out the blanks.
I’m using your lewdness wich makes you read sexy captions to teach you some stuff about ancient Rome. The first five parts are more or less accurate representations of the sexual customs of empirial upperclass Romans, except that the euphemisms “scabbard”
Diana’s Pride (part 1???)Read the caption on Patreon. High-resolution version for Ū patrons.
professionalchaoticdumbass:aofi-humananimalgirlfeet:berserklrina:i should have read the caption before just reading the imageit’s funnier without it
animal-factbook: In the bird world, there are no laws of ethics and birds do not have the sense of right or wrong. In the bird world it is perfectly acceptable to defecate on humans and steal their food.
adamlamebert: at first i thought this was going to be one of those ‘remake photo after x years’ posts but then i read the caption
the iron queen
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
not–easy–to–please: kratz-katz: Not pretty enough to get fucked, but maybe pretty enough to watch? Do not remove my caption or kitties will die!Please don’t add dd/lg captions! Why does this speak to me so much? After I read the caption, I
yourlocalfreak: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought this was
mickeyandcompany:64 variations of the Walt Disney Pictures intro. From The Black Cauldron (1985) to Cinderella (2015). Including some variations from trailers. (click in the pictures to zoom and read the captions)
zombie-0rgy: imsocoolike: Do not read this caption. ^^^SHIT I READ THE CAPTION D: Fuck fuck fuck..I’m in deep shit.
True story, I cant watch this part of the movie without crying. I can barely even read the captions in the photoset without tearing up.
mickeyandcompany: 64 variations of the Walt Disney Pictures intro. From The Black Cauldron (1985) to Cinderella (2015). Including some variations from trailers. (click in the pictures to zoom and read the captions)
pancakemilkshake: super-mario-rpg: pdasucks: Reblog if u think the sundae on the left is just as beautiful as the sundae on the right Before I read the caption I thought Guy Furry blended Peaches into ice cream In this world it’s eat or be eaten.
amazighprincex: deafine: Captures my feelings pretty well. Captioned for the signing impaired. And a transcript for anyone who can’t read the captions: I want to talk about a video that’s getting a lot of attention right now on Facebook, the one about
mickeyandcompany: The cast of the live-action remake of The Jungle Book, set to be released on April 15, 2016 (click the pictures to read the captions)
deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly
livingbrina: mikosuave: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought
eldoradoandcopperbeeches: the-fault-in-our—tardis: so-very-cool: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims I will high five you over and over until I wet my pants! I was so confused until I read the caption
soufex: baglieg: ironedorchid: levantineviper: The Super-Kamioka Neutrino Detection Experiment under Mount Kamioka near the city of Hida, Japan. I assumed this was art until I read the caption The shiny balls are very sensitive light detectors.
ben-c: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a
befemininenow:You’ve watched the videos, heard the audios, and read the captions. You started acting on the dares, changed your appearance, and opened your preferences. But something is still missing: support. It’s gotten to the point where you’re
sheholdsyoucaptivated: nicolezaridze: the moon is tired of you read the whole comic and the rest of the series here @ me next time
schakira: teaandinanity: itsoktobemarty: when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: And at some point the protagonist goes, And you just go, #bonus points if you started out reading
