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Xion here again! Unfortunately my phone is STILL giving me problems replying to my anons, im sorry for all the posts I havent answered. Nex time I get on a computer, I will reply to all messages that were giving me problems! Keep the submissions coming!
The note with this photo reads, “My wife pruning her deck plants.” Her areolae look like they were dipped in warm caramel?? Please, show us again… ;)
noodlesandbeef: dogdazed: noodlesandbeef: You are my pup for 24-hours. I own and control you.Reblog with what you’d hope I would do to you? Make me grow for you. Lift and train harder, eat enough. After that serving you in anyway you want me to.
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
Some people were asking who the girl in the top GIF from this post was from - turns out it’s from a film called, no joke, Turn Me On, Dammit! I haven’t seen it though… yet. It actually sounds super-sweet reading all the Tumblr posts
thatfunnyblog: i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook As this is tumblr, I read the whole thing expecting to end with them being used as cum goggles. Tumblr has warped my mind.
The note reads, “At the local farmers market checking out what’s on display…”
Madam Butterfly. Don’t read, just dream…
The note reads, “Janie came out of the Post Office holding two boxes in front of her. She dropped those in the car and there they were. She had pulled them out in the P.O. and walked out to the car.”
I read on your blog,“if you want to be a sissy, you must wear a bra, otherwise your just a fag in panties” Thank-you for the little *push", (only me)
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
Sue’s note reads, “Please use and spread these all over the web.” Over to you, guys!…
The wonderful Miss Sue from Washington state, in a poster I made in 2010 that’s been claimed as their work by at least three other blogs (Read the top-left corner.)
his hands are on my back… on my hips… his fingers move like I’m braille… like he’s trying to read me just by touching me… the waiting sky
You. Me. Bed. Now. || arkytiorthebadwolf
“For all the children who whistles in the dark and who refuses to admit that they’re frightened out of their wits”.https://soundcloud.com/brainpicker/maya-angelou-reads-life-doesnt“Life Doesn’t Frighten Me" (Maya Angelou
xantouke: fireandshellamari: painted-bees: artist-confessions: Really low prices make me less likely to commission an artist.Me: I’m not an artist. I do commission artists - I spend around 跌-600 a month on digital art commissions.I sometimes
Daddy…I can’t sleep…*pout* will you tuck me in and read me a story?
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- So my girlfriend(about a year and a half now) is in between calling herself asexual and just saying she has no sex drive, she keeps telling me she thinks I’m attractive, and likes to read me but we go months without any intimac
One of my favorite t-shirts. As soon as people read it they reflexively look at my crotch. Most of the time it isn’t true. Many more photos of me on my Tumblr.
And I don’t know how it gets better than thisYou take my hand and drag me headfirstFearless
I’m posting from my phone tonight because something horrible happened. Dad! Peedee! If you’re reading this - I’M STUCK UNDERNEATH THE FRIDGE! I came downstairs to get a snack and it fell on me! Ug! Who could’ve predicted
gnastly: I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly, I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books, and to help
thesquirtlesquad: I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty
officialunitedstates: Her hands were of velvet, her arms were like planets Her hair shone through the sunlight, her character was of granite She talked to me like a cop, as if she was reading me my rights I don’t need my Mirandas; you can show me the
earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read ya tags you
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
coo1er-nights: jedibookshrikeofnorta: Person: have you been up all night reading? Me: Me at work today. Going to be me tomorrow
@slendershadow1 make this true. Read the tags.
liesofdecember: stop-talking-to-me-you-are-haram: fehker: this is one of the most beautiful things i have ever read this really made me sit back and think about it for a while I really love this
biblioteca-prohibida: “Y yo qué sé. Yo amo como me gustaría que me amaran.” — Keep reading(via bohemiofilosofico)
tomhiddlestonswife: Me wanting to be white when i was younger is self-hate, internalized racism, wishing that i wasn’t indian because i got made fun of because of the clothes i wore, the language i shied away from, the food my mom packed for lunch
gnastly: I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly, I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books, and to
vuat: adifags: gaspack: geodude: brujoria: ❤️❤️❤️ I’m screaming this is me me @vuat this why you love plants sm @adifags why do you read me on a daily basis now?
seducednephew: waboman12: Let me know if you like what you see. My dropped jaw and raging hard on bulging through my jeans was a dead giveaway. Aunt Kathy read me like a book and she knew she was going to be able to have her way with me whenever she
cuddlefag: gnastly: I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly, I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books,
tran-sen-den-tl-iz-uhmm: I may get some backlash for this (I’m really hoping I don’t though) but this is my submission to #MIRAMENow, let me explain why I’m participating…because it’s more than just look at me. It means respect me, acknowledge
flipflopity said: meanwhile jen the giant is a yang at heart DUH, That’s why me and Hana are gonna RP together for some freezerburn shenanigans
leonarajourney: FUCK ME … AHEM First collab with the awesooome jen-iii ! WOOH! I drew the sketch and did the lineart, while she used her magical coloring skills and brought it to life! The idea was born after I read rhinocio‘s fanfic Tenacity:
FYI if I see your message or comment to me is going to be rude/cruel I don’t read it so don’t bother thanks Sure does feel good to not give negativity any room to affect me 👍🏼 (you should learn this, too)
