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antisociallysplendid: unwinona: suzie-guru: #if you don’t love this movie you’re wrong #the second one is good too #there was no third movie #we speak not of the third movie THERE WAS NO THIRD MOVIE Third one? what third one?
punk-pegasus: tchernobog: WHAT DOES THIS SAY?! edit: it’s apparently a japanese meme, a couple was interviewed, a guy said “I love that feeling when you’re out in the snow with your lover.” The woman got utterly embarrassed. That fits Dash,
pixeluh: Goat simulator giveaway!! : D I’m generous and this is actually a funny game, so if you’re interested please read belooow. Giveaway ends in one week ! April 12th Following me is cool, but you aren’t required to. My blog is mainly japanese
whisperingf0rests: artbymoga: Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think. WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
angrynerdyblogger: gunsnbulletsnstuff: I need this imagine if someone robbed you of these and you’re just like “hahaha have fun with my snot rags you piece of shit”
unfriendlybambi: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
officialkia: pennameverity: This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the
rorykenneigh: gearholder: conspicuouslad: wolfnanaki: Here, have Fluttershy dance across your dash. Scroll stopper THIS IS THE HEART POLICE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST! I’m under Cardiac Arrest
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
ask-chaoticnote: judacris: frysteria: bronies be like this would mean we are the horse or we’re the dude who is sick of having too much horse in his life he’s going “no, not now! I have a day job! I can’t think about you!” i’mma horse
flylittlekoala: ultrafacts: ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985,
cloperella:No, but seriously, this is why I have so much trouble in school. “Gee clop, you’re just not applying yourself” no, it’s just that professors like to speed up time-space when I think about what I want for dinner that night.
stunnerdude:whethervane:angeredpomegranate:captain-dorkalicious:”We’re gonna have to break in”literally my most favorite thing ever omgplease even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this *hacker voice* I’m in
northerntwats: re-ven-ge: kaitlynpossible: Anxiety. this is exactly what social anxiety is like, and it’s not fun at all.
wendyandmarvin: you know even as a kid watching this show it always unsettled me how these guys’ whole villain schtick was basically “if we don’t beat you our dad’s going to beat us” and we’re all still supposed to laugh whenever they lose
rorykenneigh: crystalvanmeter: literally how customers are irl This is VERY fucking true.Every day we get people walk in after we close, even opening the very closed shutters to look around the store.Uh, no mate. fuck off, we’re closed. It’s 9pm,
k-lionheart: really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????
secretvideogamesecret: Did you hear? Splatoon is having its soundtrack officially released as a 2CD set! We’re happy to bring you this early sneak peak of the tracklist for the first of the two discs! The album is scheduled to release in Japan on October
respondirk: homuratrash: cigarettes-alight: ladyaudiophile: YOU GUYS STEPHENIE MEYER WROTE AND PUBLISHED FANFICTION OF HER OWN FUCKING BOOK WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE LIVING IN … IS THIS A FUCKING TWILIGHT GENDERBEND thats cause you’re rewriting
17fmoon: he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student
leadhooves: sizvideos: Scientists Are Teaching This Robot To Say “No” Humans - watch the full video They’re already teaching robots to resist us
the-orator: Ha, this time I got YOU! Now you’re ͓̞̠͛́ͅs̜̙͖̬͖̮̼ͤͩ̌́͗͗̀m̜͕̃͞ì̜̼͂͌ͣͪl̤̻̗͆ͧ̀ͅi̫̣̠̙ͪ̋̓͡n̄ͮ̀ͭ̀͌g̡͎̯ͩͥ for noooo reason! Hee hee hee! I had the urge to try my hand at
dogbf: berlin1991: blackfairypresident: we’re all responsible for this turtle now I love him i have FAILED…………….
suirano: taboolicious: barretxiii: krash-zone: ninjapirate83: elixandre: you come into my house What sick, twisted mind came up with this? “Now we are all sons of bitches.” They’re still making the poppable version, which is nice… But
newwavenova: streetpearl: abbyhatake: thi s kill me There’s no need to feel downYoung manYou’re six feet underground.
busket: this was posted on bernies official twitter so i thought i’d share it here too to anyone who’s thinking about changing their vote to hillary because you’re worried about trump winning the republican nomination and you think that hillary
princeackerman: nevaehtyler: #ThankYouBernie for putting a huge effort into making a change. You’re a hero. This is the post I was talking about.Tumblr mobile turned itself off as I was scrolling down growing increasingly more worried Bernie Sanders
videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked
staff: It’s Bisexual Awareness Week, Tumblr! This GIF is transparent, by the way. If you’re into transparent art, feel free to download, edit, upload, bring awareness to BiWeek, have the time of your lives.
avastindy: “You’re powered up, get in there.”This is Ana from Overwatch as a Lego Minifigure.Ana © BlizzardAvastindy © 2016
runningwithhelicopters: “You’re not dealing with an ordinary Magikarp! This is the power of a Super Magikarp!”
cuckroach: cop-puncher-666: cuckroach: this town ain’t big enough for the both of us Thankfully I am a small cowboy shucks, you’re right pardner
popculturesavvyangel: charlesoberonn: teamstarpluskid: mewchamp: mewchamp: “Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?” I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
sauntervaguelydownward: showerthoughtsofficial: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift. It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about
jaba-the-slut: mindlessswagg143: YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTy1SuzuFs You’re welcome.
death–420: artist-refs: nevver: Undo the Damage of Sitting (Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)
letsboldlygomotherfuckers: thejediviking: jojo-yuri47: jedharenegade: It doesn’t matter how inexperienced or unprepared you think you are, if suicide squad can win an oscar, you can get that job you’re applying for. This is kind of disrespectful
redscout: redscout: what do we want when do we want it bottom text i was really high when i posted this and i’m not sure what was going through my head but i’m glad you’re all enjoying it
bananahomo: csevet: thespiandipper: allthemuches: 2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands.
paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something,
ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: theorthodoxknight: yugidoe: blowjob-bandit: mushj1: 何か目からウロコだなぁ How am I just now seeing this pattern for the first time? Because we’re not taught to think like
unpopular-ship-queen: gwydtheunusual: fabulouscrabulous: Just flip ‘em! Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. I love them so much :) they’re literally just
notlostonanadventure: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy This is called being a cat
silly-overwatch-stuff: “My mom is so happy.” For those of you who don’t watch the league, this is what you’re missing Via OverwatchLeague
sonicthehedgehog: Want more Sonic animation? You’re getting it. Sonic Mania Adventures will bring you five short episodes this year, all free! Here’s a sneak peek:
weneedtheinternet: And now they’re saying June 11th… Either way, CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.battleforthenet.com/ The thing that REALLY pisses me off about this is that it’s right before E3!
acoolguy: bunjywunjy: m–ood: Harvesting carrots. jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam
the-macra: srslycris: This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers. Also, Sci-Hub is totally not a thing that doesn’t allow you to access papers, so don’t even think of
citrusmask: a fairy: don’t consume any food from this realm unless you’re prepared to remain here for an me, immediately shoving an entire unpeeled orange in my mouth: Unfortunate
sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: “Millennials are killing this industry!” Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of
fodsley:there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.
snarthurt: diretumbling: snarthurt: too much water on this planet. What’re you gonna do about it?
jumpyhyliannetop: saber-chan: I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
colachampagnedad: catchymemes: When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club This made my month and we’re only one day in.
googleygareth:Incredible. Game is almost 20 years old and we’re still finding secrets. Love this game.
queenwhiskey: handsomezack: acreaturecalledgreed: thatwassexual: The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again you’re
the-x-button: reddyrabbit: kasaron: squeakyfoam: dayonedropped: The entire thread continued like this. as it should be You’re goddamn right. I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying
sunfish-exotics: lunationgeckos: I was starting to think this egg had failed. Luckily, they’re perfect. All the way down the tail too :0 Amazing~
nicathor: politijohn: The anti-vax movement is not based in scientific evidence. This is the consequence - a measles outbreak across Washington state Notice the parents aren’t sick, BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING VACCINATED
