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leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
When you're coming out of your cage and you've been doin just fine
paperparachute: castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something,
come-forth-into-the-light: mediamattersforamerica: BREAKING: The FCC just voted to repeal net neutrality, meaning we’re all screwed. TV news shows were essentially silent about this for the three weeks leading up to the vote. When I saw this post on
You’re Only Moving In Circles.
introvertunites:If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites.
if you're waiting for me to take a hint
ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: magic-can: ewig-ziege: theorthodoxknight: yugidoe: blowjob-bandit: mushj1: 何か目からウロコだなぁ How am I just now seeing this pattern for the first time? Because we’re not taught to think like
one-curly-spider-boi: tinysidestrashcaptain: zeraphinda: furbearingbrick: thecutestofthecute: Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!! I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!! I am here now you’re going to be okay!!! You are so beautiful and
unpopular-ship-queen: gwydtheunusual: fabulouscrabulous: Just flip ‘em! Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. I love them so much :) they’re literally just
madsciences: doom-exe: madsciences: onewingandabrokenhalo: madsciences: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to
notlostonanadventure: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy This is called being a cat
silly-overwatch-stuff: “My mom is so happy.” For those of you who don’t watch the league, this is what you’re missing Via OverwatchLeague
ruinedchildhood: aestheticalspace: Completely unrelated, but I wanted to show you these robots. Yes, these are not fish, these are robots - the future is now. Not to mention that they’re moving apparently randomly through a three-dimensional space,
flirting-with-psychology: just-shower-thoughts: Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades. College is when you’re afraid of both
aixela89: ryderdai: msleoduh: fatcr0w: quietly-islayem: tontonmichel: bellygangstaboo: what the hell is going on in this country?! Well damn Shit has been bad for a while Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style
hornyonmainstreet:ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rats the rats we’re the rats ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
thebloggerskaramazov: puddletumbles: puddletumbles: what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!! apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS the only good april fool’s joke
armedandgayngerous: just-shower-thoughts: With face recognition technology soon phones will pause ads when you’re not looking at them.
sunflowergif: me: yeah im really tough me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud] me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder] me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever] me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher
autumndiesirae: celticpyro: infamouslydorky: Ya know, we give Facebook wine aunts shit for the minion memes in the past but now we’re spreading the Gru meme on here and so we have come full circle. Gru isn’t an over-marketed little yellow gremlin.
sonicthehedgehog: Want more Sonic animation? You’re getting it. Sonic Mania Adventures will bring you five short episodes this year, all free! Here’s a sneak peek:
thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late healer “you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…” *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
weneedtheinternet: And now they’re saying June 11th… Either way, CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.battleforthenet.com/ The thing that REALLY pisses me off about this is that it’s right before E3!
kalinst: frostysparrow: dancinghare: roaringstream: awwdorables: birb singing “if you’re happy and you know it” I don’t care if it’s wrong this birb sang it perfectly What a cutie patootie this makes me so happy THE WAY IT’S HEAD
megapotatosaurus: yesterdaysprint: yesterdaysprint: yesterdaysprint: yesterdaysprint: Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 13, 1904 Boston Post, Massachusetts, February 13, 1904 I guess these work a little better when you’re staring at
handsomejackisbi: me: i’m gonna stay up as late as i can playing video games my brain: you’re gonna be so tired in the morning tho me: jokes on you bitch im gonna be tired no matter what my brain: damn cant argue with that logic carry on
acoolguy: bunjywunjy: m–ood: Harvesting carrots. jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam
super-shenron99: zagreus: We’re no strangers to lossYou know the pattern, and so do I… May God bring his wrath down upon each and every one of you.
chongoblog: randomcartoonbro: strangesigils: I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters.This is the most
camwyn: A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
the-macra: srslycris: This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers. Also, Sci-Hub is totally not a thing that doesn’t allow you to access papers, so don’t even think of
citrusmask: a fairy: don’t consume any food from this realm unless you’re prepared to remain here for an me, immediately shoving an entire unpeeled orange in my mouth: Unfortunate
thesokovianaccords: here’s the thing about adulthood- you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some
gentlemanbones: READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
ghostslostinwhatever: memehumor: Damn hackers They’re all of pigeons
phoenixavalon: gwynndolin: terriamon: gwynndolin: terriamon: pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win. we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza tomato a fruit blocked
nick-nocturn: elionking: teamnowalls: trapcard: niambi: dozierosieposie: loubuggins: YOU’RE FREAKING WELCOME TEEN TITANS FANDOM ARE U JOKING lets get into it, lets talk about it There’s been a few articles talking about how if the teen titans
luckytheunfortunate:The only overwatch headcanon I need is that whenever Zenyatta puts a discord orb on someone in everyday life they just start screwing everything up like they’re in one of those cheesy infomercials
heyimbunnylmao: carriepaws: Happy Shark Week! The cool creatures that’re often misunderstood. They just want some cuddles and are trying to help! 🦈 Such a good boy. Cute sharko. Very fintastic. @cro0kedme Tagging you boo, cause I know you adore
sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: “Millennials are killing this industry!” Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of
terriblytenacious: wizkhalibra: delicatefury: waywardgohan: nudityandnerdery: Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the
fodsley:there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.
snarthurt: diretumbling: snarthurt: too much water on this planet. What’re you gonna do about it?
annaknitsspock: paulatheprokaryote: lenyberry: yayfeminism: Why does being a woman put you at greater risk of having anxiety?Part biology, part what we teach our kids about their place in the world. So we’re teaching girls to be anxious wrecks and
ndiecity: forgamers: LAN Party ;) How’re you gonna have a lan party if everyone’s playing a different game dumbass
justsomeantifas: fuckheads-revenge: justsomeantifas: jaaku-frost: justsomeantifas: walmart: we don’t stop unionizing we would never. the people just don’t want to unionize! it’s because we’re fair and balanced also walmart: The reason why
jumpyhyliannetop: saber-chan: I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
colachampagnedad: catchymemes: When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club This made my month and we’re only one day in.
regalasfuck: Margaret i dnt think they’re open on sundays
googleygareth:Incredible. Game is almost 20 years old and we’re still finding secrets. Love this game.
queenwhiskey: handsomezack: acreaturecalledgreed: thatwassexual: The Scooby-Doo Project (1999) fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again you’re
ambris: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts! I have long been on record as saying that a 400 year old document shouldn’t be taken as relevant without at least some re-evaluation.
counterpunches: cerix-the-gray-prince: tallravenclawnerd: pikaglove: yermemeblog: When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work Omg They are
rumbutt: screenageralex: Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things
rbmadd:i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in
a-grim-grinning-ghost: doggosource: spinning predicament they’re so dumb i love them!
zforzelma: heatandapathy: rtrixie: Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces. *bump into wall* >_< *gets pet* :3
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