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im about to go off 370 men? that is outrageous losing virginity at 13 is 1 thing giving birth at 14 is just… nuts 40 lovers by 19 is … ughck sex 5 times a day w/ a bf… thats… reasonable to an extent but god damnit some women
k… ive been hearing alot about this issue topic w/e you wanna call it. and ive had alot of time to think about this and really just look and sit back and watch and observe the situation. heres the thing. that whole thing thats going on w/ this
i notice alotta times that ppl dont realize that they can affect ppl w/ their words. i mean theres ppl that wanna make a name for themselves or w/e and they wanna come up so bad that theyll be willing to say anything. like really? say anything? get outta
that feeling you get when you got fire in your eyes and hunger in your belly. youre just ready to go. gonna start kicking asses. stir things up a bit.
its like… ppl say to you “maaan you be bullshittin”. ~finger wags~ youre wrong. “no. i dont bullshit” sometimes you think like “damn!!! you know… i want a fishing pole than a fish. i want the beanstock w/ the
u can be strong in some parts of your life. but you can also be submissive as well.
sometimes there are moments in your life where you just go “idgaf what other ppl are doing. i wanna better myself”
sometimes its better to just stop talking and be an ear. you dont always have to be an earfull.
you know the question “what your favt position”? most ppl would say doggystyle missionary reserve cowgirl or spooning or this that and the third and so so so and so. and honestly those are all really good answers. but i think i got a better
“these girls aint loyal”? Well…alotta dudes are the furthest thing from it as well.
as much as I like watching the wizards and pacers go at it… roy hibbert needs to get benched asap. and idc if hes an all star. hes terrible. real centers don’t do that
belfie? twofie? what are these words? what are these preposterous words? its like ppl really are making their own language. made up words you would find on urbandictionary.com. smh
theres ppl watching an entire season of ___ on Netflix in 1 day ~mind is blown~ as long as its good shows like breaking bad mad men the office dexter and etc that’s cool w/ me
duffel bags might look cool but they can be a real bitch to carry
Looks like Brandys brother got his ass hauled to jail for resisting arrest. Wtf is wrong w/ celebrities these days? Smh. Ive said it before n damnit im gonna say it again :certain celebrities SHOULDNT be famous. For the simple fact that they do stupid
Much respect to Jonah hill for stepping up and taking the initiative. Good on him.
you know that tv show “the worlds worst drivers”? well… we got a whole slew of em right here in this very city. I swear some ppl need their drivers licenses suspended and/or taken away real quick. real fuckin quick. asap.
so john torry is asking torontians where the toronto sign thats at nathan phillips sqaure that represents the pam am games should go next. _hmmm gee let me think about that for a minute. hey…i got it. why dont we give it to that arrogant asshole
things i have a strong dislike for high end restaurants that charge for bread and tap water couriers who think they own the road drivers who dont use their turn signals ppl who say “unthaw”…you dont “unthaw” something.
that moment when you find out the dois equis guy “the most interesting man in the world” after 9 yrs is stepping down. my top 2 possible candidates for replacement? lenny kravitz and gord downie from the tragically hip
this offseason…has been the craziest its ever been. the unthinkables are happening. this… zohmg. get the fuck outta here. are you serious?
well well well looks like dr huxtable aka bill cosby is completely blind. you know…shit moves in circles. 360 degrees. when the shit comes round again? you better be ready and his wife still stands by him even though there are 50 cases against
a couple in markham is getting alotta flack for leaving their 3 month old baby in their car for 45 minutes while they were shopping in walmart. someone (idk who) busted the window open where do it stop? 1st animals (specifically dogs) and now month old
i remember watching a yt video a while back and it had to do w/ a 5 hr energy drink twitter feed. 1 of their “questions” was “if you could choose 1 word to describe twitter what would it be?” now…im sure most ppl would give
that moment when you realize that were in an age where ppl care about insignificant shit. or am i that disattached from whats important in life?
listening to a podcast and these ppl on it have the nerve…the gaul to say that beyonce is a much better performer than michael jackson. what the hell has happened to us? shouldnt we acknowledge and respect our predecessors? honestly…this
am i the only 1 who thinks that lil wayne actually should retire?
theres women w/ fake butts all the time on instagram claiming to be “famous” and twerking and all of that. and that is why i will never ever ever take a fake ass over a real 1.
blah blah blah blah trump blah blah blah blah inauguration blah blah blah blah “make america great again” blah blah blah blah business mogul blah blah blah blah tv star blah blah blah blah this that and the 3rd etc and so so so and so FIND.
blah blah blah blah speech blah blah blah blah bane blah blah blah blah plagerism blah blah blah blah well…you get the idea once again…FIND. SOMETHING. BETTER TO TALK ABOUT
am i the only 1 who thinks that the “footage” of the rioting and looting in washington d.c. bared some a slight resemblance to the G20 riots that happened in toronto in 2k10? few people will remember that im sure.
that moment when youre climbing a flight of stars and you say to yourself “theres too many stars” “if only there was 1 of those starlifts” “i am getting old”
the end of an era happened last night. hmv is getting rid of their 102 locations. why? ask yourself when was the last time you went and bought a cd? theres the reason. and now i have to find another place to buy cds cuz im old fashioned. smh
that moment when you have 3 songs/radio killers stuck in your head all day : “love on the brain” and “sex w/ me” by rihanna and “love you now” by john legend dont judge me yall. theyre catchy lil #’s
some women (most) are genuinely not playing hard to get. they literally meant all that mean shit they told you lmao
_hmmm. interesting. seems to me ppl are all about “facts” but most ppl dont care about facts to begin w/.
if i could offer 1 piece of advice to anyone for the future this would be it :dont do stupid stuff. cuz almost everybody has a phone (most likely w/ a camera on it) and ppl WILL see it.
just-shower-thoughts:I’ve been on the Internet since 1992 and have never purchased anything from a pop-up or banner ad.
that moment when you realize that most rappers these days are just corporate commercial 1’s who drop snappy punchlines every 3 sex mags…and some of the so called “femcees” diss other and “beef” w/ female artists on
Virginia? you need to get your shit together. put it all in a backpack so its together. get your shit together.
tomorrow night its go time muthafuckah. 1 fighter is gonna get the best god damn ass whopping. hope all that money is worth fighting for. ka ching
this bryson teller song is nothing but “we aint gon last baby”. is that really all he say? i mean you know what the fuck?!?
the next time i hear that god awful “despacito” song on the radio again? im going to go to the station where the dj is playing it…have their car repossessed…have it scrapped…and use it for aluminium siding
can someone plz help me understand wtf is a lil uzi vert?!? and wtf is he trying to say on that “xo tour llif3” “song”?!?
i hope theres a video that goes viral of someone taking their outrageously expensive iphone out of the box and it falls on the ground and the screen cracks just like a couple yrs ago
cloverfeels:honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get
this is for all the pumpkin spice fanatics out there. there is nothing wrong w/ liking and doing fall stuff and feeling festive cuz fall is coming. if thats what you like then plz by all means more power to you. BUT if you have to spray pumpkin spice
antiblackness:i wish you all would stop being so bitter and condescending towards people who are waiting until the new year to make changes in their lives. some people enjoy and take comfort in the idea of a literal fresh start to encourage change, be
the last time i saw the internet have a FIELD DAY over something was a looong time ago. jeez ohwiz.
strnger-kid:Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Montgomery Alaska Juneau Phoenix Hartford Georgia Maine Augusta Jackson Montana Helena Lincoln Carson Trenton Raleigh Dakota Columbus Salem Pierre Austin Virginia Charleston Madison Cheyenne these are all names of states/capitals that can be used as
it used to be the bar was set so high that ppl would have to jump to reach/grab it. now its set so low that some cant even limbo to get underneath it
1st State of the Union Address will be deadsville. flat as a pancake. a big yawner. dollar dishwater. lights out
Queen Elizabeth the II.. do not…i repeat… DO NOT…approve the national anthem to be revised.
Said it before and damnit I’m gonna say it again: these rappers names these days are worse than these selfie queen Instagram names
Since this trending topic seems to be 1 of constant discussion and interesting debates I’m going to speak my piece on this subject and then never again cuz it seems to me ppl are getting waaay too crovobbled about it. If I were to say that mental health
ik this is prolly not basketball related but idc. anybody who throws soup at somebody? the friendship is OVER. j.r. smith? youre a fucking idiot. that 1 game suspension is not enough. in the workplace if you through a hot liquid at someone thats grounds
there are some ppl in this generation who are strong believers in …when youre married…“for better or for worse” and “in sickness and in health” nowadays in this generation ppl dont understand and realize that those
80% of the songs that are out today…if they were on a demo tape in the 90s? they would get thrown out. easily
wth is going on w/ these airlines? sending pets to the other side of the world…everybody is confused. it speaks to negligence. it speaks to incompetence. it speaks to…“we dont know how to handle this”. so many ppl are going to
