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sharingher: Random text between my wife and her favorite FB! I love her!!
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Randomly texted Miss Madison this update as I was in the middle of working on her and her boyfriend’s research papers so she could see I was making progress on them. It turns out they were literally in bed fucking as I was busy working on their
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SALE SALE SALE!!! Due to my sudden trip in 13 days I need as much extra cash as Matt and myself can get so we can have a good holiday, and I need 25 to check my bag would help! So here it is! ONE FULL BODY CHARACTER POSSIBLE FULL COLOR! (It randoms
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
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Acceptance is a full-body experience. whenyourebadyourebetter: Never forget the freedom that comes with surrendering all control. The simplicity and purity that goes hand-in-hand with just letting your bf, Daddy, Master, or the random guy you picked
random nsfw headcanon thought - Lapis’ dick kinda feels like one of those squishy water tube toys and looks similar color shade wise too, but slightly firmer (and slimier of course)
npr: Millennials, the thoroughbreds of texting, may lag behind previous generations when it comes to old-fashioned hand strength. In a study of Americans ages 20-34, occupational therapists found that men younger than 30 have significantly weaker hand
I’m feeling crazy. Leave a request in my ask box. I will then randomly select one request and draw it. Can be whatever. As long as I can post it here.(Will pick&draw request tomorrow, so theres time for creative requests…)
So I’ve been seeing a trend lately of random Undertail blogs posting art from artists, including myself, with no link back to the source blog, so wanted to put out a quick reminder on what I’m fine with and what I’m not. Stuff that
I’m starting the first request right now! Which is: NSFW Lapidot (The order is chosen at random)
I went from a regular day to having a hard time right now :/ all the boy stuff hit me randomly
To the random girl in my inbox, you need to stop tryna get clout in the middle of a pandemic. Apply for unemployment like everyone else
Am I the only one that randomly sings “I let you finish on the tat that say Tsunami, bust down on your future baby mami” no? Just me?
You know you had a good time at a show, when you wake up all sore with random bruises the next day. Lol holy shit Testament was great last night. By far the most chaotic show I have gone to. I think I took an elbow to the tit in the pit last night bc
So I got stung by a bee a couple weeks ago and apparently I was allergic to the bee venom and so I went to urgent care and they put me on some steroid medication and I swear I’ve put on so much weight it’s gross hahaha
I’m usually pretty dead after a 10 hour shift but i’m up for once! Lol send me some asks or random stuff ❤
Random Omo curseWhat if a person got cursed and could only go to the bathroom to pee if someone asks them if they have to go and physically takes them to the bathroom (idk, pretend it’s an embarrassment curse just to make them embarrassed lol), but
I just had a weird, random thought:
bettershine answered your question: I just had a weird, random thought: You could go undercover with couchsurfing.org :-) We’d rather interact with our followers, I think. Or at least I would! I think it’d be a really cool experience.
You know what’s a good song I haven’t heard in ages? “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon. I forgot how much I loved that song. It’s just so happy and upbeat sounding without being overly hyper. ^w^ Kinda of a good mood type
*randomly listens to classic (mostly sci-fi) tv themes* owo
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that moment when you see a cyclist cycling…and texting at the same time
fromtishawithlove:Yooo, stop texting first and see how many dead flowers you’ve been watering
just-shower-thoughts:I wonder how many strangers have stories of me being that random person doing that weird thing that I didn’t think anyone saw.
thekittenvixen: This is very true. I love good morning texts. i love any random texts. True
3am random crying fit for no reason, right on schedule
And in the middle of sex in random people’s houses and murdering murderers this kid calls him and is just the cutest. God this show is gonna be the death of me
viva-la-prussia: how to tell i am comfortable talking to you: i say things that make zero sense i say the random things that come to mind i act like a complete idiot when talking to you i use dumb emoticons
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding
snowflake1814: rebeca-flores: coward: coward: coward: ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the
starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
dreamybean: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
random-beard-man:robot-thighs:Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it likeThis is too real
croutoncat: people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
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there’s a waffle maker on my wishlist lmfaooo
my wishlist is so random
I deleted the dude with the horns tattoo off snapchat but the dude randomly hits me up with random jokes & saves the randomest ish too like the memes I sent him & selfies of me rolling my eyes like tf is this??
I had sex with a random last night & I didn’t cum :( but he moaned so much so I feel like it was a good deed somehow lol
Sometimes I randomly think about it and it’s just a thought but it hits me like a wall of bricks & the best way to describe it is a haunting feeling. It makes my stomach hurt & the I can feel the regret make my heart ache and my muscles tense
Random asf but I miss my tiny apartment lol
I’ve had my belly piercing for idk how long & it randomly decides to get a bump now goshdammit
kinda wanna randomly dress up as sexy Velma for my bf tonight
