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Marcus randomly texted me this pic of us out of the blue. I think he misses my white ass!! …I am about due for another hot tub fuck.
Cumming on Skin Diamond’s face must feel fantastic that it makes one shout random shit like that. Click here for Archive **Gifs done by me**
doctoraglas: Sasha Grey <3 When you get that random text from your “newly reformed”, “retired” pornstar and “faithful” wife Sasha’s phone at 2 am..
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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say 'Hi can we be friends' and then start asking you random questions.
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
When someone randomly texts you "I see you"
I just got the most random text
kerrykoopa26: bill cipher has reached fair city hide your children (version of the screencap without the random text)
swingwild: Random text messages while she runs errands. HOT!
If yo nigga randomly text u at 3am with a long paragraph on why he love you and how he don't deserve u THAT NIGGA BEEN CHEATIN ON U ALLLLL FUCKIN DAY AND HE CANT SLEEEP NOW CUS HE GULITY
No, “agree to disagree” does not mean “agreeing with you”.
I’m feeling crazy. Leave a request in my ask box. I will then randomly select one request and draw it. Can be whatever. As long as I can post it here.(Will pick&draw request tomorrow, so theres time for creative requests…)
Submit your drawing of Rainbow Dash to me on my blog, no matter your skill level or pogramm you used. I will randomly select one of the Rainbow Dash submissions and that winner will get a free digital sketch request.No fetish restrictions on the requested
So NASA decided they needed to get into the MMO business and released this lunar exploration game for free. It’s a pretty cool idea but the developer, in their infinite wisdom, made the general chat text-2-speech. This is what the internet would
I said “side nigga” randomly in a convo last week & it still irks me….why’d I say that…
A loooooong time ago at my first “office” job I remember accidentaly seeing my managers bank account cause she had it pulled up in her screen & thinking “wow, just a thousand dollars”
Totally random, but a thing that I think is cute, is when a character just jumps up or stops abruptly in whatever they were doing, making a pinched worried expression, as they shamefully grab their crotch, turning and running/fast walking out the room
zarla-s: i love the random text in papyrus’s battle.
dallasbill: Just a random text I got…
Hello, I'm the Doctor
My sex drive feels completely gone. I lost him and my grandpa just died. I felt so shitty earlier and I’m trying my hardest to smile, but I just feel like life is fucking me over. This paragraph is really random, I think.
Ever have those moments
You know, I use the “#pony” tag for basically anything that involves MLP universe, but that admittedly makes it feel sorta awkward when reblogging something only involving MLP characters that aren’t only ponies, like Spike or something :s
Dear girls: Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing
queen-breha-organa:queen-breha-organa:Support your besties when they are being little haters. It is good for the economy My bestie, randomly texting me: So fucking get this-Me, instantly:
cumdumpslutboy:When I get a random text from a number I don’t know and it’s of my Boyfriend being bred by his coworker who is also a server at a restaurant that he told me not to worry about.
that moment when you go to sunrise records and you see that theyre selling rob ford t shirts. smh. and no. youre not seeing things. you read this text correctly. sunrise records. are selling…rob ford. t shirts. ~doesn’t know what to say~
6i:Damn I get tired of texting. I need to see a face. Feel your presence. See a flaw or two. Observe your body language and how it responds when i’m near you. Fuck, hear your voice at least.
thekittenvixen: This is very true. I love good morning texts. i love any random texts. True
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ayeyoaunz: thatgirl-tho: imthegirlwiththebabyface: pippipcheeriopeasants: strivingrika: no: Is everyones iphone randomly restarting these past few days ? why is god attacking us . Yooooo for real! LIKE WHY!? I demand an answer. OMG I THOUGHT
adorableyfucking: Throughout the day he will randomly text her “I love you forever”, which is true…but what he’s really saying is “I can’t stop thinking about you, and when I think about you I can’t think of anything else but how much I
Please, text me.
Can't decide
This boy. I swear this boy is going to be the death of me. I watched his lips for a long time, wishing I could kiss him. If only.
i had a random text message this morning that just said “Hello there .” and i wish i hadnt auto deleted it like i do all spam texts (let’s face it theyre not fun anymore when theyre 99% bots) because immediately after i was like i should
Just FYI, white guy D is an A1 manipulator. After multiple occasions of him standing me up he has the audacity to keep texting me & FaceTiming me like nothing. He reels me in just enough to configure dismissing me at random hours of the evening only
kinda wanna randomly dress up as sexy Velma for my bf tonight
