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I don’t talk about my insertion kink all that much on here, but honestly it’s my favorite. I love getting requests where you ask me to put random things inside my pussy.I also really love gaping and stretching, and honestly really wish I had
I hate having to decide if I want to find any random couchsurfing host that can take me so I don’t have to pay for a hostel or if I want to just pay for a hostel :( I wish I wasn’t traveling alone so much. Planning isn’t ideal for me right now
Out of 21k followers, no one sends me random messages anymore. How’s this even possible 😭I miss your dirty pervy minds. SEND ASKS 😍
I haven’t cried once since my grandma died and it’s been 3 days.. Now it’s 2:14am.. And randomly thought ” I’ll never have to go get those stupid coke glasses she loved from the freezer again” (cause every time I visited she would ask
With all the weird shit that’s happened this year i personally can’t wait for Bob Ross and David Bowie to rise from their graves to punch donald trump in the dick several thousand times
Super random but all of a sudden I just really want to eat a fucking cupcake. Everything about a cupcake sounds perfect all of a sudden wtf.
Getting back in bed tonight reminds me of the dream I was trying to hold onto this morning. It made so much sense at the time, and how quickly the details are forgotten. It had to do with a random group of young strangers who happened to be in the
I want to pay for a fashion/makeup color consultation because it sounds like fun. Browsing a few random hits on Google, their sample photos are either exclusively or nigh-exclusively light-skinned women, so I do not want to support their business.
I wish all these random people that keep adding me on Snapchat would like actually warn me before they do… I have so many that I’ve declined or just not accepted because I DON’T KNOW YOU. I don’t even know where y'all finding
That awkward moment when your ex randomly hits you up when you’ve been trying to avoid contact with him so you can move on and you have to reply like nothings wrong and you don’t miss him
Me when I sign in to Twitter on the computer and it’s recommending me the most random following suggestions.
Most of my best thoughts, come to me at the most random moments. Mostly when I’m either feeling down or hopped on anger. Other times, when I’m taking a shower, or taking a shit.
It’s kind of hard to breathe with this on o_o I’m going to have to just practice wearing it for random intervals of time, it seems like. OH WAIT I PULLED OFF A DEEP BREATH JUST NOW. It’s totally worth it, though. Also, I keep
I’m tired of trying to make my life start at random dates. I can mark up my calendar with concerts and job opportunities. Or when a new episode of something comes out. But I’ve been doing that since I have been twelve years old and I’m
We’re watching Beyonce’s visual album and Graham keeps randomly yelling THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS HOW DID THEY KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS?
today is my last day of work! I’m so relieved. the place was a constant in my life for four years, but I’m ready to have a job that has a contract ensuring that I don’t randomly lose hours, lunch breaks, or has co-workers that make
finally ordered a new laptop, which is cool and exciting so I’m going to have a computer that the internet browser blacks out or the volume stops working at random intervals and I’ll be able to video message people. get excited or something
Random story time ‘cause I can’t sleep: When I was 9 or so our school got a new vice principal and he went around to all the classrooms to introduce himself (it was a small school), telling anecdotes that I guess he thought would amuse children
Random story time:When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my family (my mom, my siblings, and myself) shared a home with my aunt and her son (my cousin) for a few months.At the time, my cousin was about 4 years old and he was super into the movie Hook. We
Is it bad that I kind of want to see some people I follow and some followers naked?
Supposed to be sleeping but I keep stress relieving hahaha. Maybe I can fall asleep now.
Random sad little thought process
ive had alotta time to really think about this whole lance armstrong being vilified thing and etc… my whole thing is…at the end of the day its just the world we live in. a persons negative for some reason always outweigh your positives no
i the the lines between personal and professional are blurred. theres a line between comic relief and just disrespect
studies show that the average person has at least 3 dark secrets that they’ll never share w/ anybody. not even their spouse. now go home and try n get it out of em
some ppl have this scumbag sense of entitlement cuz they think they’re “team leader” or w/e title they’re given when it doesn’t mean shit. what ppl need to realize is…it’s a title that’s been given to them to get said person to do
these self proclaimed “tough guys” are so sweet and humble in person 😂😂😂
How is it the best and worst parts of my are day when you randomly say hi to me?
Currently on break at work and all I can think of is AOE smut.Like, I seriously need an image of the AOE characters covered in transfluid. Add some random spikes in for added effect.…I need me some Lockdown covered in transfluid.
Lying in bed with a slightly lower fever and thinking about Locktimus. I keep coming up with random situations where Megs tries to woo OP in a rather blunt way, resulting in OP firing his guns at him, then an hour later, Lockdown comes by and asks OP
Finally understanding the different game system stuff for DAI and I’m really enjoying it. And having the Iron Bull on my team and hearing say random things is an added plus. He’s such an adorable dork. AND THEN THERE’S COLE. DEAR PRIMUS
Second track of the night I’m drawing to. Came across this song randomly when listening game songs and fell in love with it. The lyrics and the song’s composition fits very well with the 80s of Japan that this game takes place in.
*checks the Ultron tag**finds gifs from the movie**reads random quotes from the movie**sees amazing fanart*…God fucking dammit, why are you so hot!!!!???Why you sway your hips like that when you walk!? What’s with the amazing sass!? Why you
A random comment my brother made last night: “Is Alien VS Predator pretty much the Hive VS Fallen of Destiny?” Had to think about that one for ten seconds and realized that he is right…!
I… I had quite the lovely dream this morning. Putting it under the read more because it involved extremely nsfw fontcest.So, I had a dream that I was back in Japan and eating out with some friends. The waiter had been a random Undertale monster
Hrgh… Curse my one track mind. I wanna get back to writing Sans/Reader stuff, but my brain’s stuck on the Grillby fic. I guess I’ll keep typing away at that one and finish it so that I can get back to random happy smut. :3
The random names for Papyrus I’ve seen in the fandom that I love:-Papaya-PepsiI dunno why but Papaya keeps making me giggle every time I see it. XD
Naraku’s English dub voice is one of those voices that makes me But then I remember that the person who voices Naraku also voices Myoga and I just
I need to buy a shit ton of hoodies
Ugh I just had a really bad moment while I was driving.. idk if it was a dream or a past life kind of thing but I randomly had this memory of hitting someone with a car and I almost had a panic attack.. and then I remembered having a panic attack right
Man I’ve been getting randomly exhausted these past few days and man it’s getting really old. Like, almost started falling asleep the other day at like 6 in the afternoon??? What even
That awkward moment when you randomly remember one of your closest friends shoving you headfirst onto a table and then pinning you there while you frantically squirmed– and it was in the middle of class but nobody said anything
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Bruh I just got the most random self harm fantasy No, I need my phone, I’m not about to smash it on my head omg you’re just being ridiculous at this point
An abusive ex randomly messaging me after several years of not talking: Hello Me: not today and not ever, Satan
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I don’t want a random baby daddy but I want a baby. I want to be on the road to at least starting my life. I’m so over the hooking up and meeting new guys phase. Some people live for being single, casual sex and meeting someone new every
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
intpmusings: Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
fucking random as hell, walked into Myth and there was Pancho haha
People have no idea how bad I don't want to be in a relationship. I'm wild nice and I'm a genuine person, but I'm like that to everyone and I feel like people only want to date me so they can selfishly have that to themselves...maybe it's just my ego
so yesterday I was talking to darfin and I was just randomly sad and I was talking about how I want to drive but I mess up once and stop for months and then I remembered how much I loved pole dancing, it made me feel so happy and confident but then when
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What the hell is this red spot on my eye? I get it all the time. It shows up randomly and then goes away. It does not please me.
I woke up randomly at three in the morning with a crazy writing bug, wrote about four pages and then passed out again. Cool!