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hat moment when youre listening to the radio and the question was asked “whats the biggest lie you told to impress a 1st date?” 1 man had said he was a street artist….yet they knew nothing about street art. 1 lady said she told them
that moment when youre looking at a comment section on a yt video and you notice theres an account w/ the name “StrokeMeYouInsolentHumanCuzIAmACat” i swear yt has some of the most creative account usernames.
that moment when you have 3 songs/radio killers stuck in your head all day : “love on the brain” and “sex w/ me” by rihanna and “love you now” by john legend dont judge me yall. theyre catchy lil #’s
that moment when youre listening to the radio and a female listener calls up and says that the 1 song that stops her baby from crying was “the whisper song” by the ying yang twins. prolly 1 of the top dirtiest filthiest nastiest raunchiest
the moment when you hear “surfin bird” by the trashmen on the radio
That moment when you hear..of all ppl… Vladimir Putin…do a cover… of Radioheads “creep”. -brief pause- what is going on here?!?
that moment when you find out that a certain well known “politician” who made lost and made billions in real estate also once successfully sued the now defunct USFL for 3$.
that moment when you find out that 1 of the ppl killed in that tragedy in Sweden was a member of Spotify
that moment when youre listening to the radio and you hear a story about a father who doesnt want her 10 yr old daughter to have a phone. and claims that other parents should follow suit.
that moment when youre listening to the radio and you hear a story about how someone took a ttc bus for a joyride. not only that…they drove it all the way to Whitby -brief pause- ok…let me start w/ the obvious question. who does something
that moment when you realize that most rappers these days are just corporate commercial 1’s who drop snappy punchlines every 3 sex mags…and some of the so called “femcees” diss other and “beef” w/ female artists on
that moment when youre driving on the highway to work and you see a biker wearing a soa kutte. bold move on his part. better hope the REAL bikers from a REAL MC dont come and check him. js
that moment when youre watching espn and the topic of discussion at hand is that 2 sports analysts have the impudence… the audacity…the gaul to say that that 2 certain well known nba superstars…who shall remain nameless… are
that moment when you find out a certain well known cartoon character gets a star on the hollywood walk of fame
That moment when a snowball fight breaks out in Italy at both the Vatican and the Coliseum. Luckeeey.
that moment when you find out that 84 accounts are connected to the IRA. th’s going on?!?
That moment when you’re lis tending to the radio and you hear that a man from the UK wants to marry…of all things…curry chicken. And in case you were wondering…no. That was not a a typo. You read that correctly. Curry. Chicken.
that moment when you find out that theres 8,000 “lil"s on soundcloud
that moment when you see Vinnie paz on the joe rogan experience
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