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dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed Me: where’s Hinata Me: oh FUCK I did not see that coming Me: are you serious right now? Me: ew gross wtf Me: stop it Me: where’s Hinata Me: cmon babe you can do it Me: kick his ass
Me,minding my own business scrolling thru tumblr: Oh shit, yeah I had to go look up that thing it’s really important*A dumbass ‘Gimmie ya fackin MANEY’ vine post comes up*my ADHD Gremlin brain having a fucking FIELD DAY apparently : Hehe….wait
hisporcupine: I have 2 moods. 1. I’m too high for this shit. 2. I’m not high enough for this shit.
180mph: Everyone around me: Stop doing stupid shit Me: no im sad
Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things that might be successful*My brain: uhm… u do realize dat would require effort right??Me: o shit u rite my bad lets not do that :)
corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’
samcas: when ppl refer to a character who’s been through a shit ton of trauma as whiny
femmebotdyke: a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling
Me, when people tell me I gotta accept shit.
Get the fuck up. Stop letting people who are condescending trample all over you! 😠😠😠. No more, I’m tired of this bull shit. Let’s get shit done and not take no or mansplaining for an answer.
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seerofsarcasm: fuckyeahkagamine-twins: so miku is opening for lady gaga I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL
shit bot replied to your post: anonymous asked:Oh god the pilot …i really like pearl’s pilot design, the others are okI like Pearl’s pilot design but it just doesn’t feel like Pearl to me without her nose
aitheon: Did you know that Green Day’s Wake Me Up When September Ends is not only a tribute to Armstrong’s father, who died, but to the victims of 9/11?I did an assignment where we had to pick a song and kind of ‘act and read’ it or some shit,
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove: Just realized that this is game graphics… YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME ladies and gentlemen skyrim when 100 mods are running THE F?!
Shit Happens
I’m gonna get drafts done.I’m gonna shove them in the q!I’m not going to feel like I’m a terrible shit who’s trying to be an adult when I really am a shit!
lnfirmaries: Someone: *starts playing with my hair* Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Someone: your hairs really soft Me: ❤️❤️❤️😍😘❣💕💖💘💟💓💞💕💚💞💘💘💞💕💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💖💘❣💚💚💙💓💓💞
mcxlesbian: A girl who is in control during sex is my fucking weakness. Like fuck undress me, tease the shit out of me, pin me against the wall, hold my arms, sit on my lap, bite my neck, kiss me hard. Those kind of shit
alwaysbewoke:Are you shitting me? SMFH.
Snoop: “You think you the shit, locking niggas up and shit.”Bunk: “I know I’m the shit. I’m thinking about some pussy.”Snoop: “Shit, me too.”
quietly-islayem: This nigga seem like the nicest nigga ever in all his videos lol. Thats wat make that shit funny. Sorry for being hella obvious lmao My first car was a minivan :(
moetandjustice: thec0ffeelife: matildas-maggots: buddhasluck: What is life after reading these. Well that fucked me up Shit YOU ARE THE TRAFFIC Fuck traffic
kfcistrash: badgyal-k: collectorsweekly: How America Bought and Sold Racism, and Why It Still Matters Hey, non black people, look! Nigger milk? Like our breast weren’t being sucked in by ur white babies because ya wanch ass isn’t good for shit
theycallmebunch: trickwhiteyman: clarknokent: theyoungandthemelanin: Have y'all seen this? @king-emare @clarknokent @a-tribe-called-tress Bruh you gotta be shitting me They still practice these racist discriminatory ways. They just got more clever
ohitsjustgreg: localstarboy: Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2 “Aww they got him da- OH SHIT” - Me
ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me?
tigerzodiac: riki: *exists* me: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say
Wait, a second. Are you shitting me?
no: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I’m Whitney both are me
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
jaxxgarcia: Me when cute women give me compliments 😩
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
sansserifaster: maximumpenetration: my parents call and said I had a package waiting for me at home. “I didn’t order anything”, I thought to myself. Oh. #i…………..what date was this post made four hours ago as of now
editorincreeps: dennys: don’t talk to me until i’ve had my mourning coffee Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
varianwrynn: 6thhouse: varianwrynn: how long until sombra “hacks” the overwatch panel at blizzcon and the entire audience has to act surprised the acting is gonna be so embarrassing😧 The projector screen: BZZT. Hey guys, it’s me Sombra,
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
Do you love me the way you loved her?
Me looking hell idk like shit I guess
Me: I will NOT watch this show just because it has lesbians in it.Me: I will NOT watch this show just because it has hot lesbians in it.Me: I will NOT…Me: Shit. Me: I guess I’m gonna watch this show now.
fullmetalheadass: cudigambino: I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace. and everyone else scroll by like “shit me too”
aidhmwn-sigh: Shit. Me and my love of my life.
bisousniall: U MAKE ME WANNA TSSS
shit just got personal. me from 6th-12th grade. god why.
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“I do this shit usually; I do this shit fruitfully. I’m twice the man you’ll ever be when I’m half the man I used to be.”
tbhfunk: godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
shit i’ve got so much work that i need to do and yes it’s friday but it needs to get doooone. and i’ve got my first bio exam of the year tomorrow cus the school i’m at this year has some saturday classes and i’m generally
shit. shit. shit. i cant even breathe
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luxxyb: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what
bunpops:anyway jeff and casey williams just broke into my home and beat the shit out of me
so what if I’m a slut and i want y'all to tell me what you love about my ass and tits and to talk dirty??? Fucking betFucking tell me,,, my only fans is free for a reasonTell me all the fucking dirty shit you’d love to do Fuckin reblog me
