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Good advice ;)
Don’t push yer luck … ;)
Where’s the aspirin? ;)
Most regettable quotes in history … “Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.” - Dr. Dionysius Lardner, 1830
Best movie quote of all time. #rebelwilson #crystalmeth #funny #hilarious #lol
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fuckyeahxaria: accurate.
lol… Seriously I KNOW americans who would probably think this was a legitimate Abraham Lincoln quote… and be like “MAN they had internet back then? I didnt even know.” Ahahahaa, fuckin’ americans, always good for
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deenme: oh my godddd james deen ilysm…quote from him latest sex and submission: girl: oooo I’m cumming thank you thank you james: you came? you came? you came without me touching you or you touching yourself? really? Do you even know what cumming
be risqué
strawberrylionxo: hell0imj0hnnycash: We really are the most awkward of nationalities My life in a series of tweets. if these are strictly british problems, i’m from the wrong country
rebelrevealed: ena-maus: ♥ ♥ ♥ in my case….carrot cake…or cheesecake…mmmmmmm not a fan of diamonds. never have been. don’t like gold either.
i’ll amend that to just be “wine” lol
homework…housework…work…yeah, this applies
*dying*
just…fucking laugh, people!laugh and smile. life’s too short
postingredhead: that last one always has people laughing at me…i don’t get it :P
lol i thought of herone-andonly XD
basically my routine
haha yes
that pretty much sums me up
*giggles*
this is actually an accomplishment for today xD
i hear ya, rachel
cats in a nutshell lol
hersensualside: Me, when I get gross messages from rude anons. *giggles* this movie is awesome; i don’t care how old i get
not unless you get some help from good ol’ mister steroidbut that’s just…dumb
ohhkittykat78: godotal: “INEX HAHA LELE” 😂😂 exactly how i read it XD
some people can be so rude
that’s secretly what Mr. William meant back in the day.you know, he was just slightly more eloquent about it…
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dealanexmachina: miketysonismahomegurl: has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold Thank you, Matilda. YES
priceless
XD i couldn’t resist
And a sexy morning to you all
pretty much
this is a wise dog
me
phroyd: Just Don’t Drive! Phroyd yeah…side note…poor penguin :(
mrj-mrsc:sneakinsidethedirtymind: punk-you-im-funny:lolfactory: This Is How We Flirt ☆ funny tumblr ☆ funny reblogs looks-like-nobody Truth. ~A Lol this is me when it comes to women MrsC that’s me perfectly
bloglikeanegyptian: a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting
Absolutely not
Facts of life from Ron Swanson. Ron Swanson…life coach
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oh i can’t wait lol
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Morgan Freeman…made of magic
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mathewdaddario: get to know me meme; 11/40 male characters: ron swanson I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm. Gotta love Ron
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends The worst
funny-pictures-uk: It’s important to be nice.