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stegosaur: [Image: A digital drawing of Garchomp using Swords Dance. Garchomp is surrounded by three transparent blue swords and standing in front of a lava eruption. It has its arms stretched out and its jaw wide open.] i love garchomp ;w;
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prettyparamore: The Amity Affliction - Pittsburgh
True Love With Him
born-t0-lose: Being As An Ocean -Nothing,Save The Power They’re Given
shaku-beito: garekin: THE WAY HE JUST SITS ON HIS LEG AND WHEN HARU MOVES IT UP HE MOVES UP TOO LIKE HIS CRACK AND SACK ARE ON HARU’S LEG HELP CRACK AND SACK!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!
jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding and i’m just like are you sure are you really sure about that
i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house
Are You Dissociating?
grimmgribber:I get asked this so often its ridiculous. “How are you asexual if you draw porn or sexual content?”Well, if we’re going by that logic… How are you a human if you draw so many animals? How are you queer if you draw straight couples?
shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your
youve-been-daft-punkd: demonic-butler-in-a-tailcoat: reaperlight: drdavidbrinner: you are now the legal guardian of the last fictional character you called your baby. How screwed are you Light Yagami. Damnit Claude welp i am now chrom’s mother
You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?
dragondicks: [ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions
are you or are you not hip to my jive?
imnotjailbait: if you can’t read yourself how in the hell are you gonna read somebody else
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
andromedoid: “Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.
pichiinyan: WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
kingcheddarxvii: *miitomo voice* are you ever consumed by the regret of your callous and selfish mistakes, the ones you seem doomed to repeat until at last you are granted release from this mortal coil, you small, pitiful man
bisexualwatson: “why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps
kidxforever: codeinequeeeen: IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Getting home safely
cardozzza: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time Baby you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely but who you going after? Who’s trying you?
valykas: captioned-vines: whoa-bruh: I just died 1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?” 2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.” 1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?” This kid is fucking hilarious!
bethanyhurts: “but you don’t look sick” are you accusing me of faking my disability or are you asking what concealer i use
unforgettable-madness: friend: are you okay?me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?
girlfig: hey! it’s okay. you’re okay, you have enough time, and you’re doing better than you think you are. you’re okay
breakfastburritoe: depressed-0bsessed: breakfastburritoe: Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch You spelled real wrong. Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
fatarcanine: tyrannosaurus-rex: axeystuff: tyrannosaurus-rex: fatarcanine: Me, a furry bank teller: *pounces on u* So how much are you withdrawing today? *licks ur paw * >w< I’m a furry bank teller Irl and fuck u Mrar *pets u* Can you help
lanthegryffindork: feyrah: Why are people still wondering what’s under Diglett and Dugtrio, seriously. are you telling me there is a brock under every dugtrio
petitedeath: bonerfart: soaply: *upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor never forget, that this is a real screen shot.
peachnim: when you start getting those “are you okay?” messages after making emo text posts
the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now
tormoody: genji: *takes of his visor in front of mccree* mccree: what in tarnation, who are you and whered genji go???? genji: *puts his visor back on* mccree: genji!!! you just missed some weird guy ive never seen before come in
asgardreid: cardozzza: dannydanuselessstuff: artaline: human: *is heating up food* alien: why are you doing that? human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency Human: *is eating ice cream* alien: wait you
dogbun: croptopandapistol: babyegg: When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice Whats up u depressed bastard this is preferable honestly
boydoll: fun Mental illness things: reflecting personalities!! are you gentle and reserved? me too. are you sarcastic and loud? hey me too! i’ll copy your tone and gestures in real life and your typing style online and i cant stop and its literally
labucheronne: sanguinespire: labucheronne: labucheronne: labucheronne: Basically ‘whathaveidone.psd’ … “Siha, are you sure this is a human tradition? It is… unsettling.” I CANT STOP “I’m tired of your bullshit Siha” (you can use
evilguacamole: ragrett: fucken-crybaby: huntressgoodwitch: i’m not very good with hanzo i’m probably gonna lose this rou- This is so funny This is how you pro Hanzo. Dumb fucking luck.
littaly: bip-bop-bam: littaly: skellyscoo: paulsrockinpagoda: thatdarnwaffleopolis: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex? the pin
i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide: aspecfam: reblog if you are ace, support asexuals, or if you are secretly a dragon master All three
jerseyfiredragon20: thewhaleridingvulcan: crystalsoulslayer: I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to make up some lie, or eventually get around to “I am not working because
actuallyclintbarton: oneofthepotterheads: joyfulpersonpancake: thatsthat24: Making Amends Takes Time 💜 (W/ @lex_ryser) OMG IF YOU DO THIS TO ME I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOREVER XDDDDDDD oh my gosh this is perfect Guy: Hey, are you still mad at me?Girl:
observantsenpai: satoska: ganondilf: these Netflix adds make it look like a fighting game. Smash Bros: Netflix Edition. If you don’t main Pee-wee then what the fuck are you doing? Final destination, no items, peewee only
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: unicornempire: Cutest. Thing. Ever. Hades: why are you so smol Cerberus: WE ARE PUPPER
undervirus-au: “where are you right now?!” “I’M AT SOUP!” “which store are you in?!” “I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!” “WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!” “FUCK YOU!!!”
ischemgeek: kintatsujo: plenoptic07: kintatsujo: Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a perfect bisexual,
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
lady-caffeine: closet-keys: lady-caffeine: closet-keys: that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are counterpoint: girl scouts Are you trying to
allthemarvelousrage: miss–kiwi: you-do-you-boo-boo: something that I feel a lot of neurotypicals don’t understand is that mental illness isn’t logical. “there’s no reason to be stressed, why are you anxious?” I don’t know. “why are you
sci-fantasy: aqua-harry: So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can
pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: pangur-and-grim: Grim……. that’s selfish…… please give her more space Grim, you’re crumpling her finally, an equal division of space! Grim, I’m so prou- wait are you strangling her you’re strangling