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cockcomparison: blackcockfetish: If it’s tiny and white, it belongs in a cock cage. Ladies, if your husband’s dick is too small to satisfy you, tell him to put it in a cage. Don’t forget to take a picture and share it online.
sissyhusbandfantasies: It’s pretty simple gurls… ALL little clitlets look better in a pretty little cage before the panties go on!!! So…… 1. SHAVE IT! 2. CAGE IT! 3. PUT IT IN PANTIES! Don’t be such a pussy you little sissies!!!
innocent-sexfiend: Still don’t have the nerves to buy a real dildo, so I’m still using my deodorant can :3 I put it in the freezer before I used it, and wow - it was so nice when it went in Xxx. Send me some asks to please!
quacklemore: i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT
Yes, you did put it in there, son. But don’t you think it would be fair if your sister licked it out? After all, you left a load of cum in her, and I licked it out. Fair is fair.
jimmy-incest-stories: Her big brother tells her he won’t put it in her pussy coz he might cum in her so stuck it in her Ass.. Listen to her moan groan and cry out in pain..
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket
dreamingofmom: dreamingofmom: After losing my phone and looking for it for a couple of hours, my mom hands it over to me, telling me she found it in the bathroom. I thanked her and put it in my pocket, she nodded, going back to her bedroom wearing a
grimyboy: Wanna know what it’s like to be in your 20’s? Take all the money you have, put it in a big pile and burn it then sit at home and cry. It’s literally the same thing.
This used to be my lullaby(favorite song) in elementary school. My dad used to have it in a tape recorder and I would put it in my Barbie tape player and repeat this song over and over till I fall asleep. I hella miss this song. I used to be in love
rosesofsunshine3: Narnia anyone? I totally want to have a playroom like this if I ever have kids! It seems easy enough to take out the back of a wardrobe and put it in front of a doorway. No doubt it would be fun to play in. Hmm, it would probably also
giraffelegs: I want you to suck my cock and get it nice and wet before I slide it deep into your ass… Since women get it in theirs guess they want to put it in yours
infinityonyolo: have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed
aranyeha: SO MY BEST FRIEND WAS WORKING ON HER HISTORY PROJECT AND SHE NEEDED SOME CHINESE CHARACTERS FOR IT SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED ‘YOU’RE GAY’ AND PUT IT IN CHINESE AND SHE DREW THAT IN MARKER ON HER PROJECT AND IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT IT
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and
diktekblowjobs: diktekblowjobs: If there is a big dick hanging in the vicinity of my face I will likely grab a hold of it put it in my mouth and suck on it for awhile. It just seems like the natural thing that should happen whether you are a man or
tsukidaisy: There’s a glitter war in my house. It started with me putting glitter in my sisters bed. She then threw the glitter on me, covering the couch with sparkles as well. At this point, it has escalated to a point where there’s glitter in the
i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot
tinattickles: He’d promised not to put it in her, because she was so nervous about getting pregnant, but his teasing was driving her wild, and eventually, she broke down and begged for him to put it inside her. He smiled, knowing once he was inside,
joshpeck: alright, put the money in the bag…. PUT IT IN umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir oh hahahahahaha ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
alex-of-macedonia: theplanlaugh: So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this: Give it to someone when
omgwang: starkweek: jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
a-bstracto: allllRIGHT. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAAG……..PUT IT IN!!!!!!
mismatchedmama: nsaohioguy: mismatchedmama: shinegurl: ♣️ Unf! Put it in, daddy. Fuck!!! Let me put your plug in for you @mismatchedmama! Yes please! 😉
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
starkweek: jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
shisno:I got something pretty awesome in the mail today! Thanks so much for putting it in mug form, I love it. omfg there it iss 8’) if someone else wants it you can get it here btw
sucysucyfivedolla answered your post: ok so shipping is probabl… omelette du fromage i’m drawing a picture of an omelette and putting a mustache on it and putting it in there
mysecretfucktoy: bidaddysplayground: seriouslyhornyhousewife: This makes me think…. What is hotter? Putting the jewel in yourself to be discovered? Or letting your partner put it in? I don’t know if there is a clear winner there. Both are hot
delestre:what would fix your brain? unravel and start knitting it anewscrub wrinkles with a toothbrushwash and spin cycleclean the tank, change the watervinegar baththe tri-color foam like in the car washsomething else (put in tags)my brain is normal
