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jemgirl77: Girls and their toys. More from my stash. :D I like posting my best first. I like the bliss look on her face. :) I like them all, or I wouldn’t have them. That last one I thought was interesting odd. People use the banana in sexual jokes
godsinanalcove: Yes, it’s official, pussy too loose! Now we have to use the fake vagina inside my pussy so he could feel something. Otherwise he wouldn’t feel anything anymore :(………I’m joking! :D But not completely: my pussy is super loose
bastard-hive: Insert jokes about Cavalry here. It’s a wip but I probably wont finish it. Idk I feel like my more rendered work doesn’t look much better than simple rendering and it’s because of the brushes I use. I need to learn new tricks. HERE
Danni and her - folks, if you can’t complete the rest of this caption then you haven’t graduated 7th grade.
zoekv:This pussy SHININ’ (lol corny joke bc my panties have a lot of starts on it✨)
gapegirl: Hey ;) My members area is now online full of crazy pussy fisting videos and pics. Wait till u see what I can take! xoxo GapeGirl http://gapegirl.com Great news! GapeGirl’s website is now fully up and running so members can joking for
ineedmoorree1984: Not a large, not an xl, but an XXL Kong in me :) Unbelievable! An XXL kong as a pussy plug! Those things are no joke. Wear one of those for a few hours a day and your pussy would be a total cavern.
alexisfistingfeen:A joke for my loose cunt The real punchline will come when a regular sized dick tries to fuck you
alexisfistingfeen: Part of the new vid I made today of me gaping my cunt, birthing a 6" ball like it’s a joke
wifeys-loose-pussy:Wifey cunt is eating bottles now, stay tuned for a 2 liter bottle! Please like and reblog!! Big words! I’ll believe it when I see it, 2ltr is no joke! I hope you do make it.
kinkygal312: Omg I just can’t stop playing with it! Love this feeling of being so stuffed it hurts. So stuffed it hurts… uuuf! So fucking sexy! @kinkygal312 is such an ultimate babe to me, and an XL Kong is no joke - only for advanced stretchers.
pussymodsgalore BDSM bondage, pussy spread and exposed. Pussy mod? None yet, but with her in that situation that little problem can soon be addressed! (Joking of course, non-consensual action of that sort would be a serious assault.) The photo has
I wonder what folks think that are unfamiliar with our little coffee joke? “Why is that coffee cup resting on that ink’d up ass? What’s the deal? Is the book intentional?”
Joke (a common Dutch girl’s name) – 18 years old, appearing in Seventeen mag (Oct. 1983)
Guys just love to make pussy jokes.
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
An old, old joke, but it works here for the characteristically poker-faced Yuki in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Did you check everywhere?When the wife and I were in college, her sorority sisters had a little inside joke and I was in on it - If they couldn’t find something, and if that something was even remotely phallic in nature, they’d ask me “Would you
“How’s your Ass-ben?” goes the usual joke when someone is named Aspen. Judging by the first pic here, her ass has been doing very well. But the real story here is that beautiful twat! Fantastic cameltoe through her skin-tight white
wannabepreggo: saythankyoumaster: Cum for me as I pump you with my cock and lick those hard nipples. The first time he called me “mama” during sex, I knew he was just joking around, but I came all over his cock. From them on my only goal was to
hot-hentai-videos: Your pussy is the best pussy in this roooom (reblog for the Flight of Concords joke :)
Obsessed with Sex
dante1255: I can think of about a thousand pussy jokes here.
i will not write the very obvious joke ja ne?
Gengar used Lick. It’s super effective. We all know i had to make that joke come on. A very nice picture of Rosa geting licked by a Gengar’s large tongue. We also have a nice view of her pussy and breasts ;). Hentai Archive: http://bit.ly/18T
naughtyvixens:*insert pussy joke here*
whats a good name for a beaverand if any of you make a pussy joke she’ll punch you in the face
naughtyvixens: *insert pussy joke here*
angelicabaddon:my only talents are being needy and having a tight pussy, that’s about it tbh
Wonder Woman vs Pussy People - Cartoony PinUp#MakeWondiTiedAgain, Professor Marston would be so proud :)—————Commission info————Patreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
carmenicadiaz: A little preparation for Worship Wednesday is nice but when I first heard about vajazzling, I thought it had to be a joke. I mean, glittering lady bits is a little weird. Well, it’s main steam now. Perhaps one day, even pubic hair will
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
fartgallery: fartgallery: nothin like a delicious bowl of cat in the morning 3000 notes and not a single “eating pussy” joke. im proud of u guys Here love @dommebadwolff23 breakfast that fights back heehee
PUSSY JOKE
Joke me if you can't take a fuck
stop-its-ginger-time: gallifreyangato: stop-its-ginger-time: Alrighty then CHALLENGEACCEPTED.JPG #do not make pussy jokes. do not make pussy jokes. do not make pussy jokes. There is some major pussy action on my computer right now, Vaness. MY CAT
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
pussy does the eel-waiting-to-see-if-you-get-the-joke thing. Ahhhh? Ahhh? wokka wokka
hot-hentai-videos:Your pussy is the best pussy in this roooom (reblog for the Flight of Concords joke :)
ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: you-mirin-tho: ixnay-on-the-oddk: I may not be very funny but at least I don’t make pussy jokes about cats i want to fuck you once i get the chance And posting this killed any chance there
black-french-boy: zoekv: This pussy SHININ’ (lol corny joke bc my panties have a lot of starts on it✨) Pussy that can squirt and cum oh lord
iiijordy: zoekv: This pussy SHININ’ (lol corny joke bc my panties have a lot of starts on it✨) Damn girl 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍😍😍😍 I love watchu do major turn on I love wet panties and creamy pussy 😋💦💦💦💦😍😍😍😍😍😍
yogapantsfeed: Hairy pussy jokes in 3…2…1…
eyecatcher-berlin: letstalkaboutourvaginas: Hmmm, no sushi jokes, no Asian food jokes… what’s left, besides, YUM?! Over 20.000 followers.Give them submissions (KIK: obbiwahn)!PUSSIES = eyecatcher-berlin.tumblr.comCOCKS = eyecatcher-berlin-c.tumblr.com
perfect-curves: Friday night and a glass of wine. (No cat/pussy jokes please.)
curtisanthonytaylor: nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke I… I need to tell someone this!!
cexting: people who repeat their unfunny joke several times
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
sweatpantsandsportsbras: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER
lustt-and-luxury: did she really ? or is this a joke ? 😳
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
dignitea: my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
ravenlexas: so no one told ya’ life was gonna be this gay 👏🏼 your job’s a joke, you’re broke, the girl you like is straight 👏🏼
louisesbelchers: No one really understands how much compliments actually mean to me, like I sometimes brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you,” but really, I remember compliments forever, so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something
teamnowalls: quickweaves: quickweaves: shmurder-dem: lmfao When the jokes start to get personal… HELPPLPPPPPPSLLSPSPSS I’m the soft “damnnnnnnnnnn” “damn bro u shitted on yourself?”
just-shower-thoughts: During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered “childish.”
