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punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as
puns-are-funs65: When people tell me that learning about history and the past isn’t important:
frenums: i can only make comics at 2am apparently
quarterclever: especiallygoodfinder: nepeter: australians dont have sex australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your
keystonecougar: frenums: (scattered laughter) Oh
splantamello: beeswarm17: karkat-san: karkat-san: Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes. wait
dirkkawaii: phlynn: whats the plural of dubstep dubsteps or dubstairs If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop
get lost
the-adequate-gatsby: no homo whole homo 2% homo skim homo soy homo almond homo coconut homo rice homo butter homo #I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
frenums:
saccharinesinger: saccharinesinger: what’s an anime fan’s favorite color???? its weeablue
pun-me-to-death: for the lovely kiriyi ~ I didn’t know who she liked best so I made two @_@..Thank you for hiding the clock last night love <3 icon 1icon 2 ask kiriyi if you can use them as an icon its all up to her since they’re made mainly
pun-rocker: You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. hahaha slaughtermelon and broconut1
shit-that blows
Hello.
unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
badsciencejokes: tobeagenius: valentines day for nerds Is it too early for these? 💕
I'm almost Hieuminh
justbadpuns: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..
pun-and-laughter: “I need to be replaced immediately!!”“No!!”(Bonus:)“I was given to Pink Diamond just a few thousand years before she was given the Earth.”“I was supposed to make her happy, I just…”“… Never could.”
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3 Rings that Homura want from Madoka
pun-wrry:Old art of me drawing starfox for the first time last month…?These were for @charcoal-emberscoria as she’s been introducing me to the series .
psychophancy:You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
zimarra: thenaaru: Anonymous jokes - blizzard style Who-ever this is, you just made my bleary morning much better. Thank you, you wonderful little joke fiend, you. @ronaestrider , @kaletam-rp, @nighte-goggles @deylivia
iwanttobeafirefly:✶ Firefly ✶ Well, BDSM can be quite…. illuminating
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pun-me-to-death: You got lil’ bitch hands.
pun-me-to-death: You lil bastard
pun-me-to-death: No but my mom literally holds grudges don’t upset her.
pun-buns: netherstray: vampires420: vampires420: i’m a simple man i see my dog i kiss him 1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY Smooch the boy.
punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan”
puns-are-funs65: I have a desperate need. these are so freaking cool.
pun-cat: myblackeyeddemon: didanthology: multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its
pun-riii: Sora Swift - Look What You Made Me Do “im sorry, but the old Sora can’t come to the phone right now… ”
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pun-demon: feliicityrampant: feliicityrampant: i wish there was a site that was like. video game hints. that were less walkthroughs and more “it’s in this general area” or “this puzzle is easy if you picked up all seven clues. are you missing
pun-ishment888:sindri42: anime–irl:Anime_irl I have so many questions. But want none of the answers.
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That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
pun-ishment888: gehenna27: unicornships:one of the best heartwarming scenes between Zuko and Iroh. The fact that Zuko is truly repentant and Iroh is unconditionally forgiving despite everything he’s endured. And of course, they can make you cry one
punned: I hate it that people feel the need to comment on how little or how much I am eating.
punned: my dad just asked me if I wanted this giant piece of foam.
pun-rii: No.XIV Xion 358/2 Daysmy fanart I miss you Xion //( ;A;)//
