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donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:For the non Australian’s out there, Coles is a supermarket chain and this is bloody hilarious.
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imnotanegganymore: nickthetwin: yiaichenn: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good
knightscrest: mattsmithsballsack: knightscrest: knightscrest: what do you call tangled yarn in space an astroknot Can you astronot no need to be such an astrosnot
breadonly: h0llo: I love when guys are possessive guy’s
merasmus: cornfuse: merasmus: why is yacht spelled like that why nacht? NO
cyberuser: rnetropolis: cyberuser: why does waldo wear stripes? I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY because he doesn’t want to be spotted
mouseketia: say someone has a dog named lucky and lucky runs away in the middle of the night wouldn’t that mean that the owners would have to be up all night to get lucky
notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
starktrekenterprise: zillyh00: slidingtuna: zillyh00: zillyh00: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY Those clothes will make you look ripped LEAVE cutting edge fashion
Tastefully Offensive
worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
eleven-at-trenzalore: rneerkat: rneerkat: what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na I actually want to cry
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: lordoftheinternet: THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY IT’S ITALICIZED *adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
shslspookyscary: adropofred: comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments? un pharmachien why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
spoopyphilia: spagghetto: lermaniacforever-timetofangirl: spagghetto: I wanted my selfie to but instead it only got This just blew my mind I guess you could say it changed your on life
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you call a drunk basketball player a slaM DRUNK you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip
knightscrest: damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
shotacatboys: shotacatboys: what do lawyers wear to court LAWSUITS
scienceing: scienceing: my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner corners are 90 degrees
dumbfricker: larry-lovatic: tittyfig: tittyfig: Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year nO OH MY GOD
thunderwear: im gonna go stand outside so if anyone asks im outstanding
jeremymotifs: whimsicalspecks: disobedient-nightmare: thecatcherintheryebread: This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! There are minors present i hate you so much This is flat out vulgar
jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
ayano-tateyuri: piss-paladin: how do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y
questbread: if Finland’s country border isn’t called the Finnish line then I have nothing to live for
hi it me
yifflord: reshiham: why cant your nose be 12 inches long? because then it’ll be a foot
spookymoclel: spookymoclel: a book fell on my head yesterday i guess i only have my shelf to blame
sekahyyh: cardsofclow: decencybedamned: HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
jerkidiot: do british prostitutes charge by the pound
thoughtsofmeerkat: i wish i had an accent í there we go
whyisitnotnaptime: Damn, that’s a cold ass honkie
himaruyolo: me? an artist? no. im not an artist. im a drawer. [slides open]
ルカス
comickit: jengablocktetris: if you ship two professors is it a scholarship? get out
salad-undressing: salad-undressing: what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes remorse code
communistbakery: astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
wardengrey: A pacifist’s fanfiction: ” their tongues negotiated for dominance”
punnier: how do french cats talk to eachother? they chat
wisped: wisped: What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon a lunatic
gods-nipples: i don’t use punctuation i use punktuation
improbablenormality: themarginistoosmall: the-selfie-of-dorian-gray: alert: alert: WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN A LABRACADABRADOR… un magichien #France wins this round
penisburps: lindsaylohoean: does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe i dunno ask will.je.suis
cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on.
sealfie: sealfie: What do you call a sick eagle? illegal
whataremorals: whataremorals: What do you say to a financially successful art museum? Ey must be the monet
thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
wonla: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: ernbarassing: “Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer panic! at the doorway well at least someone closed the goddamn door
willsicott: tuxedoandex: ugly: What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? what Guardians of the Galaxy
i-survived-twist-and-shout: hephaetsus: lestrangc: what did the grape say when it was crushed nothing he just let out a little wine did you just
violinvirtuoso: I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
inakamouse: pampliemousse: brumalbreeze: amielleon: yosukeseta: tectuu: yosukeseta: im still pissed off about シ and ツ I don’t シ whaツ bad about this? im going to stab you in the face ソン of a— There’s really ノ need to get
geizler: homiemura: a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass i’m unlearning french
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: *moves to France and becomes a cheerleader* “Where are my apple apples?” only french wil get
ass may be great but
the signs from most to least funny
gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:how do japanese chihuahuas say hello konnichihuahua i lost five followers for posting this
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