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The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
… and I can’t get up
Seriously, who comes up with these horrors?
starkspangly: kaitlyncreates: Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye. HEADCANON ACCEPTED HE MIGHT HAVE CHIRPIES THE DEADLY CANARIAL DISEASE
we came up wha wha makn it happen.
Chel (Road to El Dorado) - Golden Shower - Cartoon PinUp CommissionI thought I should post this punless pinup as well, so you can enjoy her curves. It’s a commission for @ck-blogs-stuff .You can see the pun version here, if you missed that dirty,
denali-winter: We made up a new game with the cone! #petplay #puppyplay #wickedgrounds #fetishevent #cute #coneofshame Bambi is such a good sport in more ways than one!
Find your Personality Type based on your Tumblr blog! See what your blog says about you, try it now: http://bit.ly/TumblrPersonality What’s your personality type? Here are my results: The INFJ personality type is very rare, making up less than one
Anna - Net - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission She’s got puns that match her buns :PCommission for @dominated93 of his OC Anna. I love to draw fishnets and it was great to draw her in this outfit. If you are interested in sketch commission like
mooseleys: Hellish puns from the King of Hell
This is just a late birthday present for my friend, Steff, who is also known as s0s2 on deviantart. I would of made this earlier, but honestly Roller Coaster Tycoon 3: Platinum completely sucked up my entire day yesterday. D:
americananal: ilikeboobsnbutts: sexycouple3: Drugs?….check. Deep hard ass fucking?…..check. love, love, love this position. A fucking masterpiece, no pun intended.
Seriously, people? Can we stop with the 50 Shades of Grey puns? I feel naughty looking at my inbox!
redunderwear: bear witness to the greatest force ever assembled in history Reblogged because puns. On a side note, this is my first post on the tablet I got for Christmas. It even came with a physical keyboard inside of a case with a prop-up thingy
Weaving aside the blatant implications, I must hand it to trigger for really nailing this episode. Two thumbs up. It was a real cut above the rest. Much applause is due.
Peri is getting very fed up with Steven’s punning(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
Here’s what happens when you get an idea, but don’t really know how to build on it and end up pummeling it into the ground with puns. I figured I’d upload this because not much has been going on because of the heatwave. For all its flaws I hope
If y'all think Mindfang of all people would leave such a fiiiiiiiine piece of justass strung up in the courthouse without cutting her down immedi8tely after cutting down Chief Justice Xenomorph, methinks you don’t know Mindfang real well.
dreadlock-detective: Queen of the Desert wanted to see the world, but there’s snow way she’s coming back here~(Crap that wasn’t a seal related pun! I’m slipping~) Adulting has taken up a lot of my time lately, but here’s a Gerudopopsicle for
emir-dynamite: sharkchunks: iandsharman: notahoe: my type of public transportation “Why were you late in today?” “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…” I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5
rneerkat: do pirates hook up
ambulanceartist: Our paramedic carried a guy who had six small plastic horses shoved up his ass for unknown reasons. The hospital listed his condition as “stable.” We died.
kokonoehhh: eren tries a pick up line
jb12000:Happy Halloween! Here’s Apollo dressed up as a ghost, or should I say, the Spirit of Justice.
prozdvoices: A lawyer with a secret crush on the lawyer he’s up against
iwantedtobeadored:criticismschism:clouds-hair-gel:ChefirothFavorite tag from spicylavablock[Image ID: Tumblr tag that reads “the rat under his hat must be so fucked up man]@rayshippouuchiha
awillingslaveforyou: The glass one! Didn’t quite make it tonight. Will need another crack at it. ….no pun intended.
natouu-love: … and atoms literally make up everything
wordsmatty: Peek-a-penis This one is always popping back up.
Ha. I see what you did there… ***Disclaimer: I didnt screenshot fuck all. Got this off a website. Shut the fuck up in advance thanks. ;)
lol Not the best pun but worthy of my blog at least.
Whoever thought that up deserves a damned promotion…
#PUNDAY ED NOTE: when digging for some media to go with this picture, i came up with nothing. until this gem came across my mind. no, its not pun. but it is pun-related. see if you can connect the dots. TRIZ.
askscruffasus: Troublesome fact #3.14 We actually went and wrote up a list of these… I will roll for one every day and see what I can throw at you. Feel free to send suggestions of what sorts of facts you’re curious about… or just random facts
Merica. Weekend with tha boys fishin for some blues. Picked these bad boys up at a closeout store and had to rep them out on the obx for Veterans Day. Thanks to all that have served. If it wasn’t for y'all I wouldn’t be able to stand here
To get to this place we were going to, we had to drive on a road called Sheep Creek. So, for a while, we were up Sheep Creek without a paddle
I was trying to think up a good fake horror movie title (for a fic I’m writing) and I’m genuinely surprised “Helltel” isn’t a real horror movie title yet
Listen, this is important I was playing Fallout 4 with my little sister and I was in a building with Paladin Danse and he got stuck in a doorway and started bobbing up and down to the music And then without missing a beat my sister says “I guess that’s
She-Hulk - Coming Inside - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear sexy lingerie :P It might me an awkward pun, but I already booked a place in Hades place, with my previous ones, so I can take one for the team if this can lift your
imnotanegganymore: nickthetwin: yiaichenn: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good
mouseketia: say someone has a dog named lucky and lucky runs away in the middle of the night wouldn’t that mean that the owners would have to be up all night to get lucky
jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
battlereadyprince: monk-of-space: a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
i imagine that when noiz is bored, he likes to send koujaku cheesy pick-up lines/puns. especially when koujaku’s working. he’s just casually cutting hair and suddenly his coil rings and when he checks it “bby whenever i’m around
deluxetoaster: sonsofsauron: deluxetoaster: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from From inside ourselves. fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite
iguanabones: the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
miljathefailcat: “Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!” I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
jongtaetho: sassy-spoon: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS THIS IS INCREDIBLE. BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
communistbakery: wittstheword: communistbakery: pussy-bitch-420: communistbakery: classypotatoe: communistbakery: ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this You should have signed up for spelling classes instead you’re right haha this
justbadpuns: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..
brownngyal: imnonbinary: sleepnoi7es: Fat Joe need to lean all the way back into his own lane Is Fat Joe black? Cause he sure loves to use the n word but has not spoken up about black issues until now. So like he can kindly shut the fuck up. He
kamaete: nathannazareth: mosoli: why do ppl say “no pun intended” when they could have said punintentional I just threw up in my mouth a bit. YES
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
heteroh: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS THIS IS INCREDIBLE. Are these drake lyrics
jaclcfrost: peter pan takes a break and rests for a little while. meaning… he takes a peter nap. peter pan takes a peter nap. there’s no pun. “nap” is “pan” backwards. not everything has to be a pun. things can be funny without puns. sometimes
moonfalora: rexuality: a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
webbyghost: Making a shitty pun:Hearing a shitty pun:
crimosito replied to your post “ugh…My life sucks so much it can pick up more dirt than my vacuum…” I feel ya at least you didn’t say “suck it up” amirite?
warm up doodle that i couldnt find the heart to discard
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