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Your life at a McDonalds manager never seemed to have a point until he walked in. A cocky young bodybuilder bragging about his ‘cheat day’ until you promised to take care of him free of charge. An hour later he’d gone from cut to the size of an
subcaptivated: lausberger: Pink lady Sometimes a punishment spanking should be given at an appropriate time, well after the conduct earning the spanking, and after an appropriate ceremonial introduction. Other times, at the first sign of attitude
My talented friend and model Brenna recently moved to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career. At an audition for a job at Disney, she began texting me about being intimidated by the other hopefuls, especially the girl next to her. This was our exchange:
Irma The Body (right) and Rose La Rose (left) sandwich an unidentified man (with a bad comb-over!) at an unknown nightclub.. Irma and Rose remained lifelong friends, even after Rose retired from performing. Until Irma herself retired (at the end of the
putthison: The Great European Ascot: Complete Do-It-Yourself Instructions for Americans Great thing my mom got me at an estate sale, or greatest thing my mom got me at an estate sale? “Here’s a great new way to tie one on - with the Carre European
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playboydreamz: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.“My
zoolp-giantess: You wake up finding yourself in an unknown room, looking up at an impossibly huge and no less unknown naked woman towering over you, swaying her body and laughing at your dizzy look. You thrust your arms forward in a pure gut reaction
At last… my scanner is finally working again. For weeks I kept getting an error message. Nothing happened. I tried reinstalling drivers… nothing happened. Completely removing every hidden file of this scanner existens and setting it up again
MADPlay: “An American Tail: Fievel Goes West” (Warning: It Gets Political) A game based off an underrated sequel to a beloved Don Bluth’s animated classic about immigration, social oppression and NOT AT ALL CURRENTLY RELEVANT TOPICS!&mda
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lil-spicypepper: Decided to cook up fish fingers at midnight like an adult I’m not an adult I lied, I forgot when I put them in the oven
paigeinterrupted: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go.
sararye: todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued
blame-my-muses: goawfma: this is an insult I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point. Got to the interview,
Your wife had left a message for you at work.You had gotten it late because your secretary did not return from lunch.Your wife asked you to meet her at an address you had never been to before.You arrived to what seemed an empty studio. Then you heard
ottteu: milk-chiller2: Do you ever get that very specific aching feeling that you get before going to an airport at dusk, except you’re not going to the airport, and it’s just because you looked at an overpass yes. precisely so.
natalieironside:natalieironside:Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there’s at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable person ever would
foreverial:foreverial:shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sobokay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an
An awesome urinal. Posted at the request of my friends Ess and Bii from justessandbii.
snorlaxatives: LOOK AT THEM INCREASING AT AN ALARMING SPEED SPREADING LIKE AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE THEY’RE EVERYWHERE IT’S THE EVER SO TERRIBLE…….. JANUARY MOVIES
iancsamson: “You put out that cigarette, or I’m putting it out with an Ice Beam!” “Wutever. You’re not my _real_ mom,” Reminder that I’ll be at an artist booth at Retropalooza! Also, some previous Metroid baby piccies, cause yay Metroids.
striving-artist: fun fact about fic writers. every time they post anything at all, they slide into one of the circles of hell while they await a response and their brain turns into a endlessly echoing refrain that this time people have seen through the
At the risk of sound like an old fart...
allcreatures: An inquisitive beluga whale ends up with a squashed nose as it tries to get closer to visitors at an aquarium. The curious creature swam straight at the glass when he spotted people watching him from the other side, flattening his nose
I’m great at lipstick, I’m decent at blush/contour, and I can highlight pretty well for someone who doesn’t do it on the regular, but I can’t figure out how to do an eyeshadow look that truly compliments my eye shape.
snh-snh-snh: I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult. Then I spend time with teenagers. And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
pocketwatchpal: remember when people called steven universe an “adventure time rip-off” “Oh no, a new cartoon! It must be just like that other cartoon I’ve seen!”
The theater just played an ad for Over the Garden Wall! Which is a bit outdated now since it’s over but it’s cool they put an ad for it in the theater
So I finally got to sleep at about 8am and slept poorly for about 3 hours. Oddly enough I’m really not tired at all, though. I still feel awful but not in quite the same way I was last night. I’m resting and trying to take it easy today with
people who comment at me about nonbinary identities being hilariously ridiculous as if I, an openly nonbinary person who has their pronouns right at the top of their blog description, am going to agree with them just baffle me. Like, learn to read the
gentlemangeek: derinthescarletpescatarian:junnihilation:bgm05: bgm05:wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet i need to correct this: wow classic
fleuryllis: sararye: todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and
superadriana187: an unknown young man on an unknown beach at an unknown time…. an enchanting mystery just pinged with the sad realisation he will have expired doubtless a while ago
thefilmfatale: In 1978, when director Martin Scorsese was at an all-time low due to a near overdose resulting from an addiction to cocaine, actor Robert De Niro visited him at the hospital and told him that he had to clean himself up and make this
todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the
artsnquotes: Auguste Rodin, The Danaid, 1889, Marble, Rodin Museum, Paris “Anybody can look at a pretty girl and see a pretty girl. An artist can look at a pretty girl and see the old woman she will become. A better artist can look at an old woman
blondebrainpower:An unexplored atmospheric phenomenon called ‘Gigantic Jet’The telescopes at Maunakea sit calmly at an altitude of around 4200 meters (13,800 feet) beneath a sky filled with extraordinary light. Gemini North’s nighttime Cloud Cams
an attractive weirder
at an italian restaurant
did-you-kno: An old set of taxidermied boxing squirrels was found in the back of a closet at a Goodyear Tires headquarters. Their value was estimated at 跌, but they sold at an auction for ๖,000. Source
dumbcowudders: slut—degradation: An event is the creation of a new possibility. An event changes not only the real, but also the possible. An event is at the level not of simple possibility, but at the level of possibility of possibility. — Alain
an old friend/ex coworker just fb chatted me like 20 minutes ago asking to hang out right now. these boys think they’re slick.
an athletic/fit person is useless if their face looks like turd
i swear like any form of instantaneous or unwilling social reaction is so tiring like i can just get a text message and be super annoyed about it even though it’s not an offensive message at all and then when i just delete it i feel reeeeeaaaaallly
fearandloathinginnewyork: tipsymaple: I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store I hate hate hate when people yell at either an employee or server or cashier even if they make a mistake they work their
summer is such an ugly season… too much heat… too much sweat…… next season please
uglypnis: uglypnis: Ok but check out these brows and contour they day before these photos were taken i had a big fight with my eyebrows they were yelling at me and they wouldnt cooperate i threatened to shave them off and end it all i went to grab
weissrabbit: Jen and Dani were talking about a softball au for blue eyes white ribbon and I just watched Sandlot today I was inspired an au for an au for an au for an au for an au i cannot believe
An Odd Room
drawingandcrying:what if Malachite becomes her own person what if Malachite doesn’t get an individual voice what if Malachite has questions
An Exercise in Futility
At an event
ecmajor: Indonimus Rex : Dakimakura Pillow by Vipery-07 This is cute as fuck waaaa Look at her pretty face <3 jesus
At my grandmas house now where there is power but ugh I feel ill
