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playernumber37:yeah, bro. that’s your body now. sweet, ain’t it? The last thing he remembered, he had been the Freshman chess champion. All of a sudden he was beginning his sophomore year at the university and his scrawny, 125lb body looked like
playernumber37: fraternityrow: ΔΤΧ “Do just like I do, bro. Dress just like I do, bro. Everything’s about to get so much better for ya. Feel your brains melting? Feels good, huh? Like how my sneakers fit on ya? My white socks? It’s
edgingpunk: playernumber37: The thing is that you don’t even see it coming. Or maybe you do. Inhale, exhale.Slower than that. slow it down. easy now. Don’t you know what you’re in for? We all get the same warnings. Drugs are bad.Â
playernumber37:You’re the one who wanted to be stupid. Well, now you are.
playernumber37: - Whoa man hey hey stop for a sec… I’m startin to feel weird- No way man that means its working- Uhhh but arent you like supposed to put this stuff in shakes and stuff- Thats protein powder bro this stuff is different- Ohhhh. Wait
playernumber37: You belong at the gym. You wear Nike and Jordan. You flex when you catch yourself in the mirror. You lift and you watch yourself lift. All that time in the gym. No more time to read books or think smart things. You have an
playernumber37: Big muscles, small brains.Scratch that.Big muscles, no brains. See how dumb? Just call him dummy and watch him flex. Dumbbell is the only name he responds to now.
playernumber37: - but… what about my job? i gotta use my brains for my job- what job? workin in a gym? u aint need brains for that bro- i work in a gym? no i dont… do i?- of course u do dummy.- oh. uhhhh… what about my friends?- ur bros u
playernumber37: cant hide from the change bro… it hurts at first losin all those braincells but it gets better huhuhuh just let it happen bro stop fightin it you cant win anyway…
playernumber37: its that easy yo, just do it. u just do it and then u just do it some more. u wont know what ur doin at first but u just keep goin and u keep talkin about it to everyone even th ppl who wont listen and then ppl see u in ur workout
playernumber37: Muscles, lately. I’ve noticed a pattern. I “like†guys that have muscles. I like guys that have muscles. I like the idea of muscles, I like the look of them. The muscles come first in my eye. From the curve of a bicep
playernumber37: “Who, me?†“Yeah, bro. We want you to rush Sigma Nu.†“I’ve heard bad things about that frat. No thanks.†“You’d be perfect. Already got on the tank - no sleeves in Sigma Nu, bro - and you got some good definition.
playernumber37: - Bro, smoke this joint bro. Its like nothin you ever had before, plus you look wicked fuckin tense lately, all up in your own grill, you feel me? Yeah… smoke up bro. Feels fuckin epic amirite? It lasts for fuckin ever, too… all
playernumber37: it started innocently enough, he just started thinking about going to the gym from time to time. it’s something everyone should do. it’s something he should do. it’s something you should do. it would intercede on his thought
jocknotized: playernumber37: “Books? No fuckin way bro. Shut the fuck up.” you won’t have a clue you were once smart Lilbro… the thought that you were once a scrawny professional guy with a Master’s degree and years of schooling will
playernumber37: It was only a joke, something they thought would be hilarious. Both Evan and Ian dressed up in the preppiest, most frat outfits they could. They knew it would be a total riot with their friends. Both spent an hour making sure they were
playernumber37: You thought you could leave the frat, huhuhuh… Sigma Nu for life, bro. No gettin out. I can see we missed some of your smarts and they grew back. We’ll take care of that. Just stare at my bis, bro… watch me flex em… muscle, huh,
playernumber16: playernumber37: maxhockeyjock: That’s what happens when you try to remember your old life, bro, or think about taking off your gear. Football is your life now. Football is everything. You open your mouth to talk and somehow you’re
playernumber37: “whoa check out those two fuckn himbos over there dude.” “holy shit. you aint kiddin bro. what the fuck is up with that?” “dumbasses just grindin all up on each other…” “is that … fuckn mesh?
playernumber37:one day i got tired of being smart. cuz it sucks when all you say are big words and know the answer to everything and people use words like “genius” and “intelligent” and “bright” to describe you. trust me you can’t imagine
playernumber37:he just couldnt help it he was giving in he couldnt fight the feeling as it rose up giddily inside him he felt his resistance sliding away, a confusion of thoughts and feelings like a huge swarming cloud in his brain his throat caught and
playernumber37: the nerd plays dress-up, isn’t it hilarious how he looks, kinda looks retarded, huhuhuh. uh, i mean, haha. brain’s gettin a little fuzzy lookin at this one. maybe it’s the pot i just smoked. nice green fuzzy dank ropy smoke
playernumber37: he just couldnt help it he was giving in he couldnt fight the feeling as it rose up giddily inside him he felt his resistance sliding away, a confusion of thoughts and feelings like a huge swarming cloud in his brain his throat caught
playernumber37: Thats right bro… dumber. Ur gettin dumber by the second. Dont fight it bro. Your brains are just drainin rite outta u, rite down the drain in th middle of ur skull, wet n warm out of ur ears. Your gonna start forgettin some of those
playernumber37: You say you’re so smart. Well, I need you to use your brain for a minute. Trust me on this one. I know you’ll like it. Use your supposedly big brain to figure this one out. Think about it, think about it real hard. I know
playernumber37: cant hide from the change bro… it hurts at first losin all those braincells but it gets better huhuhuh just let it happen bro stop fightin it you cant win anyway…
playernumber37: what do you mean “what do you mean where are your other clothes”? you know i had my street clothes in this locker room while i worked out, i left them in my locker and i locked it.no, i did not come in here dressed like this, these
playernumber37: huhuhuhh this is my dumb face
playernumber37: - but… what about my job? i gotta use my brains for my job - what job? workin in a gym? u aint need brains for that bro - i work in a gym? no i dont… do i? - of course u do dummy. - oh. uhhhh… what about my friends? - ur bros
theweakestthink: playernumber37: america! fuck yea All that was on his mind were the stars and stripes.
playernumber37: The more I think about it the more it hurts. Headache starts in the middle of my brain and pulses gently but insistently. Like someone knocking on your door softly at first but then, not being acknowledged, starts knocking louder
playernumber37:“how’d i get -”“don’t worry about it bro. try not to think. i know it’s hard.”“that was just a fantasy! i don’t actually want … this, not really! i have a life!”“yeah, you said you’d
playernumber37: a memory slips loose. distraction, a sudden and unrelenting fog. lost in the woods. panic, heartbeat, all those slamming doors. what was it, what was that thought that just eeled out between splayed, grasping fingers?nope. no thought
playernumber37:huh? whatd u do to me bro?
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jocknotized: playernumber37: You say you’re so smart. Well, I need you to use your brain for a minute. Trust me on this one. I know you’ll like it. Use your supposedly big brain to figure this one out. Think about it, think about it real
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playernumber37: So You Wanna Be a Meatheaddedicated to anyone who is just starting out, or who wants to start outThe day comes, and you’re all like, fuck yeah, I’m gonna start working out. And it takes awhile, it always kinda does at first, you’re
nextgenboy: playernumber37: killer fitted bro bet u never wanna take it off Never would dream of taking it off.
playernumber37: he was pre-med, working on his master’s. now he’s into sports medicine, working for his master.
