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thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
Post sushi belly. It wants rubs The total (I think. I need to keep closer count) is 6 or seven sushi rolls. A teriyaki steak plate. A bowl of shrimp tempura udon. And four Bento boxes. (That’s 8 spring rolls, twelve crab rangoons, twelve gyoza,
patrickat: palaeontology-official: geopsum: I really hope they got her drift. I guess that’s why they have so many plates. I want to know whose fault this is.
fartgallery: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this.
smandraws: good Lord i need a feeder and i need to be fed. i gotta go to work and i gotta do things today but i just wanna have someone come over here and just hand me plates of food to eat and cuddle with me Someone please stuff my friend
princeoffresh: dylanohcryin: fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
stevita: theravenofwynter: literalnobody: “money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti
unclefather: nerdyqueerandjewish: Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left
pimmelwise: lulu-cinnabon: lulu-cinnabon: lulu-cinnabon: guys look i found Pennywise’s ride his fucking license plate says Beep Beep hey guys i made it better the aftermath I’m srsly gonna piss fksnfndnf
lovelytasty: the sushi date (not pictured: five other plates and one boat)
thehistoryofheaviness: John A.P. Fisk, future President of NYC Fat Mens ClubQuarter plate daguerreotype under a mat inscribed in red ink John A.P. Fisk Aged 15/ Weight 360 Pounds, housed in full, pressed paper case, interior velvet lining embossed Knapp/
unclefather: nerdyqueerandjewish: Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to
lunaried: Go on, order two pizzas instead of one. Get double cheeseburgers instead of single. Go back and get a second plate, even if you feel like you’re not hungry. Eat even when you feel like you’re running out of steam. You need that perfect
zagreus: theofficialmemes: zagreus: Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham i’m vegan Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam
unfortunate-waitress: hello-its-a-jo: unfortunate-waitress: If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly
bernardbernieburns: royalturkeyz: fandomsandfeminism: fandomsandfeminism: Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something Just a few more. This
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: Thanksgiving just reminds me how small my stomach is, I am NOT a big fan of stuffing myself asdgh Like one large plate and I’M DONEAm pretty much just drinking juice/soda/water the rest of the day Gotta find a soft goth boy
snapchatting: girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean
maryburgers: benwarheit: Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier
subnauticalesbian:uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*
iguessweallcrazyithinktho:theambassadorposts: SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! This Sundowner horse trailer with NJ plate TNP41W was seen transporting a Black man in the back on I-84. Modern day slavery
legitimately:need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
modmad:themightyglamazon:glumshoe:nowlander:glumshoe:what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.We are always begging
ilikethemwings:laora-ryn:Saw this license plate today and I’m still ugly laughing about it ALT
zombiozoid:can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
transrat69: uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*
legitimately:legitimately:need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
wolfstravelsinmind: She felt a little unsure, but strangely drawn to this risky request….she enjoyed the potential humiliation of being caught in her natural form. Feeding time isn’t always about what’s on a girl’s plate. Now…as I said, princess….now.
honeyfawns: why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable
shavingryansprivates: jrdyn: shavingryansprivates: science tumblr why the hoobly boobly tectonic plates thank You
subsiding: financial status: I just washed a paper plate.
wolfofthewild12: prettyboyshyflizzy: writeinblack: I’m handing out full plates of “shut the fuck up” tonight. Lol did they respond ? This is our REALITY. Open your eyes.
32chainz: my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
dlubes: cryptographer: I saw this license plate in the parking lot at school. What. me
princeoffresh:dylanohcryin:fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piecetag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
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etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
mexicanjesuschrist: cobaltdays: You walk into my home and I offer you this plate of snacks: I eat all of them, bowl included
psychoxknyte: skye–walker: zagreus: asymbina: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: one tectonic plate approaching another “so are you a top or a bottom?” two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO i don’t know anything
even-the-sparrow: blanca-angelica-loveless: Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America? Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.
Gaddafi’s golden gun, a gold-plated 9mm Browning Hi Power.
I saw a license plate this morning that was “5H1BAR1”! Awesome.
notsophiesworld: I shall bow before you Plate, in humble adoration, and day and night to only think of Thou. Ode to the Foodie.
camdamage: cam damage (+ cuttlefish) | by Brooke LabrieThese are one-of-a-kind collodion wetplate images produced on a 3.5x4.5″ sheet of tin; also called a tintype. Varnished for protection & longevity. These images were exposed on used plates,
billymonday:Gargoyle (2014)Overlooking the gap between the European and North American tectonic plates, in Iceland. I’m taking a group of artists back there in June, won’t you join us?
takemetoyourbedroomphotography: Reflected sunlight off of porcelain plates.
takemetoyourbedroomphotography: They came with a cheese plate, crackers, fruit and two bottles of wine. All in summer dresses.
swallowforme: Maybe it’s just me, but fat chicks give great head. Plus they never waste what’s on the plate. If you know what I mean…
shinningrainbow: cum on a plate
darealbadboy: 1997jaydee: https://m.connectpal.com/the2016model Who would eat these two dicks ? Me and my brothers need to fill this plate up wit meat ttps://m.connectpal.com/jayywhoo @therealjayywho https://m.connectpal.com/tyshawn-1@tcolquitt Pay
micdotcom: An incomplete list of actions that could get you killed if you’re black in America:1. Selling CDs outside of a supermarket. 2. Selling cigarettes outside of a corner store.3. Walking home with a friend.4. Missing a front license plate.5.
cokeonyonose: Plates say CHUN LI⛩ drop the Benz’ off🤤
goreallaclutch: DINER PLATE SIZE AREOLAS!!!!! HOT DAMN <3 …I dream of the day suckin’ on tits like these
blkbrstobsessed: 36G……look at those dinner plates
tyleroakley: cadaverous-porcelain: killthebloodyredprinceofdeath: twistedfuckk: We ran out of plates. This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr. This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree
didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: didihearthereadyset: I have a really hot waiter. Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
