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pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: Hi! My name is Rhyse and I’m 8 1/2 months pregnant! Because Fox News and God say abortion is wrong, I decided to carry this unwanted baby into term and had no idea what I should do with it. I’ve decided that
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pizzaforpresident: superblys: pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW AND I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WTF I’M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW WHY DID THEY BLUR IT OUT OMFG THE END IS NEAR
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