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bri-ecrit: moonbian: moonbian: hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car. it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized
anexperimentallife: teenagecriminalmastermind: dumb-science-jokes: trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium
nue-sensation: pirates of the caribbean on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/69535728
ollivander:kvothetheraving:fuck this shit it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
ass-pirate: Never tried it in a dental chair!
ryuusouken: Promise that you’ll give it back to me someday…Once you’ve become a great pirate.
corazosan: “A pirate flag should be a symbol of death, but this flag is… well, I guess it’s quite terrifying in a sense.”
thedailywhat: Pizza Box Art of the Day: The special instructions said “draw a heart on the box” — the pirate doctors at Pizza Hut interpreted it literally.
askpiratedash: You are a pirate by =DILeak ————————————————- ((I don’t think I could come up with the words to describe how amazing this is XD Thank you so much for the animation DILeak! It sums up the blog ever-so
polygonsnow:Apparently The Pirate Bay has been seized indirectly by the FBI and they are IP logging. Reblog this, it could save one or more people from a whole world of trouble.
dread-pirate-rob: tsukidaisy: one-punch-titty: controlledeuphoria: jeniphyer: This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals I love this music i want to eat it Smitty No That is one sexy omelette.
deerney: autisticstevonnie: thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the
rainbowgazes-archive:rainbowgazes-archive:It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes god im glad im not you
wellfine: I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just. brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain Edit: it’s canon
randomitemdrop:randomitemdrop:Item: salty licorice pirate candy, granting +1 against Undead and proof against seasickness for d4 hours. Now that I’ve tried it I should say that you have to win a Fortitude check
toastyhat: unofficialkarkat: vintage-aerith: internetkatze: squigglydigg: cincosechzehn: pyrope-pirate: dabestredur: karkatstuck: no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes sense
dread-pirate-rob: i would appreciate like, a dexter’s lab origin. I think it’s already been established that his lab is worth 200 million dollars and is funded by Dee Dee (who won the money in a contest) via NASA. But like… how did he get the clearance?
dread-pirate-rob: kingofthesevenseas: dicapriyos: This is from a circlejerk subreddit so it was a joke. Making fun of mentally ill people because you don’t like a movie. Class act as usual, Reddit.
dread-pirate-rob: birdshapes: we made it Clearly no one told the writer about Ancient Greece…
dread-pirate-rob: ohmygil: cityeatspudding: WonderWoman is super chill to her fans it’s about goddamn time I’m seeing how compassionate Wonder Woman is on this goddamn site I once saw a post floating around about how they would be totally up
slimetony: slimetony: Has anyone played Blackwake and is it as good as the Roblox pirate game I got kicked off my boat by people with thick southern accents because I kept calling the starboard side starbucks
dread-pirate-robin: bisexualgambit: bisexualgambit: bisexualgambit: Central New York culture is only seeing your neighbors when there’s a really bad thunderstorm coming off the lake because we’re all going outside to watch it. “What’s the
targuzzler:If you just leave your shopping carts around the parking lot like a fucking chimpanzee instead of putting it in the corral like a human being you are going to super hell and if that doesnt exist i will pirate enough millions of copies of the
zetsubonna: gudroo: gudroo: hey did anyone hear the news that scientists have actually been able to figure out the most common key that old pirate shanties were sang in imo it’s really interesting? like, they found and analysed lots and lots of sheet
Reminder that it’s 2018 and we still don’t have an R-rated pirate movie that goes “RATED ARRRRRRRR” in the trailer
queenklu: hungry-hobbits: dalekplz: upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making “Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar
ask-oncies-jizz: zip-a-dee-lady: moontouched-moogle: zip-a-dee-lady: zip-a-dee-lady: Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As
kidkendoll: dailymarvelheroes:Oh, fuck it. Let’s go save the planet. I need to pirate this movie
officialyasen: officialyasen: Where’s that 4chan post of pirate finding some gun Found it
graynard: chips1977:me lucky gamblers dice i originally read this like “me lucky, gamblers dice” like a caveman said it but its probably supposed to be like a pirate saying “me lucky gamblers dice” but i like the first one better
bondsmagii: bondsmagii: bondsmagii: my life goal, you ask? become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance i project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails this is too
ambassadorquark:ambassadorquark:ambassadorquark:cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampireswell since nobody in my notes has stepped up and done this. fuck it wolfboy and vampirateliterally the only funny tags in the history of this post
If you’re an adult with access to Netflix (or the will to pirate) go watch Guillermo del toro’s cabinet of curiosities, it’s not for the faint of heart, and very well done. Truly terrifying stuff in a “the twilight zone”
gingerisaspice:transjoel:farmlesbians:worst news evereverybody pirate your fucking music for the love of god. save it to your harddrive. please for fucks sake. just use mp3 players again Everything is social media. There is no escape. The shareholders
ass-pirate: fit-hairy-guys: Click and follow ‘Fit Hairy Guys’ here! It’s beautiful when a man opens his asshole for another man’s pleasure.
gettibucket: On that note, Riku! Who has taken his place as the magical girl that he is. Cosplayer: Getti / gettibucketPhotographer: Maybe neenja-pirate? Maybe beautyandthetragedy? IDK it was with the derp pile.
the-sis-blog: Ok so I was looking at screenshots of the KH3 Pirates trailer and I saw this one in particular So this is the Black Pearl going into the sea when the others find Jack Sparrow. But I looked at it closely and something seemed off. In front
destiny-islanders: (He learned it from Riku, who spent a while on Hook’s pirate ship in KH1) DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION Twitter | Instagram | Redbubble | Twitch Art Streams | Ko-Fi
wellfine: I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captainEdit: it’s canon
nataliedormers: for my bb jordan, my pirate in crime: for those days when it feels like you are down and out of the game, always remember you are not. ♥
grandma-pirate: Okay but why is sky high the most realistic high school movie and it involves literal super powers
devan-in-a-hurry: bri-ecrit: moonbian: moonbian: hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car. it’s only “easy”
agypsycrystal: Abandoned childhood (Is it the house of a pirate king who keeps his treasure sunk in the pond beneath? Nope, this plywood palace, built around a broad-leafed maple tree in Redmond, Washington, belongs to Steve Rondel, a regular Dad who
upgraders: It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
captaindibbzy:piratical-princess:How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had
My friend yesterday was like “You have a really interesting style. It’s like a mixture between Johnny Depp and Ellen Degeneres.” I’m like pirate chic.
h0llo: willowsfolly: I don’t know if anyone outside of my town really realises that a second Spongebob movie is being made, and Antonio Banderas is a pirate in it. They were filming this on what is basically our main street downtown and I can’t
madd-catter: slythwolf: dankmemeuniversity: humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone cat: im gonna eat it @pirate-patton
rncpriceley: how to improve something queer girls queer boys that aren’t just two white cis dudes non binary characters SPACE pirates dragons MERMAIDS queer girls im posting that again b/c it is v important to me
checkred-umbrella: isn’t keira knightley amazing? Indeed I’m watching Pirates of the Carribean right now, and it’s one of her scenes so when i saw this i was a bit surprised ^^
imjacksfilmclub: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)dir. Gore VerbinskiMe, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for.
o-p-2: senpaihentai69: Space Pirate Sara Cool vid to bad it’s pixelated