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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)
nerdomanytrades: BBC Sherlock Pick Up Lines I’m laughing so hard at this XD
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
THEY’RE HERE! THEY’RE HERE!BBC Sherlock pick-up line keychains are now available for sale at this link!Please check ‘em out and spread the word! :)~ Froggy, your admin
Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines began on January 8th, 2012, during the airing of series 2. I had to keep this video short because my phone was nearly out of storage space, but I assure you the gratitude
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
so yeah, i made this silly stuff today, based on a scene from the awesome short “Expiration Date” anyway i tough that would be fun to make because Gala have the same stupid pick up lines like the scout and well here it is
Stoner pick-up tactics
Guy I saw at the local VA Hospital picking up his lady in his sweet ride.
meme-spot: milnerhasbeentaken.tumblr.com Pick-up Line Panda. This one works, right?
Und dann erfuhr Larissa, warum ihr Nachbar Hans diesen riesigen Pick-up fuhr. Eure Nastassja, deren Tagebuch ihr hier findet: http://amzn.to/1C1qLd7
Click here to watch the full movieHarley Dean is hooker picked up on street for motel suck and fuck!
Offenbar hat Hottie Lavinia Grimaldi einen Pick-Up-Artist gevögelt, danach sein Handy durchsucht und seine WhatsApp-Chats mit irgendwelchen Schlampen nun als E-Book veröffentlicht. Spannendes Konzept, würde ich sagen! “Was auf dem Handy eines
peepsjustneedsomelovin: My next pick up line…! and that wink….awww…
kinematickinks: ‘The Blonde Pick-Up’ (aka 'Racket Girls’ - 1951)
ABSOLUTE NEW FAVORITE PICK UP LINE. USING TONIGHT! XD
I cant stop headcanoning garcia being a fan of kyary and reid picking up some of the words and saying, “Wait, this song is about eyelashes?”
syqitten: tadokoro stop picking up maki youre gunna break your nose
ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me
curseboxes: dirtyovercoats: #waiting t o pick their kid up from kindergarten tbh (via saltfree) #Castiel spots their annoying neighbours across the room #picking up their own child #the same neighbours whose children dig up his flower beds #whose
irlasstiel: I want dean to be upset in an episode and Cas uses ‘pick-up’ lines thinking they are meant for pick-me-ups and Dean is all like ‘dude… Are you flirting with me?’ Castiel goes ‘are these lines… Picking you up?’ and Dean just.
A pick-up … and a pick-up truck.
otherwindow: *picks up something i dropped*
Robert Maguire - Pick-up on Noon Street, 1956.
smokeinsilence:have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
so many crazy cool things happened i YATSU WAS PICKED UP BY ARSLAN
