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Every succesful grandpa lover knows that it’s very easy to pick up young girls while playing billiards. Because girls love to play with balls! (Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up. Basic stuff: The
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up.
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)When grandpa Marcello wears his wig, he kinda looks like Paul McCartney. Therefore, it’s very easy for him to pick up youg girls - even beauties like Luna Rival…
gaggedgirls: Two girls tightly tied up, well gagged, and ready to be rented out. Inquire within for weekend and weekly rates. Order for pick-up only. Girls must be blindfolded at all times while being re-located and be returned tightly hogtied
GALLERY: Muscled Perverts. Trenton Ducati picks up a hot boy, Jordan Foster from the gas station and brings him back to his place. Trenton pounces on the boy and tears his clothes off to bind and gag him. The bound stud has clothespins clamped across
Hot muscle stud suspended and spreadeagled, very lickable! masterboibinder: The party guests could be heard coming down the stairs… the Host leading the procession… “Everyone be sure to pick up something from the Christmas grab bag on your
Mayhem in The Metal ShopBusinessman Trystian Sweet goes to the metal shop to pick up his private toys that he had left there for repair. Jackson Lawless and Curt Wooster are two blue-collar boys with a bad attitude. They don’t like well-to-do folks
Your wife showed enough flesh to suggest that she’d welcome the attentions of the appropriate man. She left with him and the next morning she phoned you to ask you to pick her up. The hickeys on her breasts were very noticeable and she asked you
clitlikebubblegum: Sex Soundtrack #20: Spoon - Change My Life: You don’t have to please me or pick up my tab / Don’t have to go too fast / Just change my life.
Valentina - Peach on the Beach - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission She’s ready for a pick-up game :)It’s a commission for @aranaescarlata1888 of his OC Valentina Zappatta spending one of this beautiful Summer days on the beach.
preparetobemildlyentertained: libertylikes: archangel-bonding: ronni835: beat-rice29: Cas has picked up on Winchester Logic greatest scene ever. Never stops being hilarious I mean EVERYONE COULD FUCKING SEE IT Cas, your Misha is showing i
Come to the Mellow side, we have snacksThis is the end of the “Mellow Yellow Mix Up” arc (not that Mellow Diamond is going anywhere). Click here to read it from the beginning!
I dont know what’s wrong with me. I swear if i picked up a flu on the tail end of my cold imma stab someone with a dildo. All the coughing has set off a migraine though. So as tenatious as i was hoping to be this week, I’ve got to rest and
Yeah so I’m pretty sure the reason why Change Your Mind feels like a series finale is because it was probably GOING to be the series finale if the show didn’t get picked up for a 6th season. Like how Ocean Gem back in Season 1 was at first
here’s one of my favorites from my Cammy set :3I added all the sets to my store: http://microkitty.bigcartel.com/products if you want to fap guilt free and pick up a set, the money goes towards future costumes, hiring other models, photographers and
HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE MR POSTMAN
5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im a piece of trash As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.Is seven okay? you smooth fucker
a-nakedgirl: I can read from his face gestures that he don’t really like to be picked up. Nevertheless I enjoyed the cuddle! #StayHappyStayNude Please follow my new backup account incase the nude police🚨 is being mean again! @a.backup.girl Don’t
ponies-n-stuff: 1995 Ford Ranger Stepside that ended up being something completely different. The builder (Billy Diesel) converted the truck to a 7.3L twin turbo diesel v8, added stacks, lifted it a bit, converted the front end to a newer Ranger, then
afghangster: people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
When I pick up a whole pile of poop in one scoop.
nightcharmed: Rock ‘em, sock ‘em, pick-up truck blowjob complete with an outrageous cum explosion. (Wait for it!)
powerbottomboys: gaycucksub: Recording your hubby fucking a guy you picked up from the bar last saturday night I can watch those nuts pound all day
thefagmag: Why we pick up hitchhikers
panicatthedisco: Six, six, pick up our album in six days! That’s right, “Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!” comes out next Tuesday and there’s nothing you can do about it. Except pre-order it on iTunes for ů.99 get an instant download of “Miss
vardaesque: today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time:
andthestarsaregone: I would have stayed up with you all nighthad I known how to save a life. let me pick up the pieces of my heart…
s-cornelius: well-thats-ood: I WAS GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS, BUT HOLY SHIT I HAVE JUST SEEN THE METAPHOR!! There was a calm moment of “…Wait. Did she just metaphorically pick up masculinity and leave femininity behind in its place?” And
heyassbutt-no: dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals” FUCK U THEY’RE MINE Omfg
darrynek: *picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
lohanthony: voicetoosmooth: bitch gimmie dat *goes over and picks up bills off the ground*
how to pick up CHICKS!!
assholedisney: today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth.
iamsupernaturalsbitch: arliss: saltfree: #little details like these made the episode for me#the subtle hints that the mark didn’t allow cain to cultivate land anymore#the hobbies he picked up to cope such as bee keeping and the illusion of farming#so
kira-yukimura: #at first i thought that stiles just wasn’t picking up what scott was putting down#but now i choose to believe he was rendered silent by imagining sex with scott#marathon sex with scott#marathon sex with scott on deaton’s desk at the
virtuechalamet: “We get along very well, and I think that that is what the audience has picked up on, and I think that’s why they’ve been rooting for Barney and Robin for so long.”
waitingforthelastcenturion: #says the man who picked up the body of a dead woman who wanted nothing to do with him in life (via benjyfenwick)
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: overlordjake: faggotarian: verysiriuspotterhead: caskettcase: i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some possible paint colors for future living arrangements and loved this swatch especially this one
jensackles-blog: I’m excited to see where we’re gonna pick up the next season, with what happens in the finale. I don’t wanna give to much away but it’s a, you know, it was a bit of an eye-opener. [x]
Dad wants us to pick up where he left off: saving people, hunting things. The family business
mishasminions: slowwdownsugar: mishasminions: DEAN THROWS A FIT, MAKES A MESS, AND CAS PICKS UP AFTER HIM. WHAT ELSE IS NEW. Yeah that’s a completely accurate and rational depiction of their entire friendship even though Cas went power hungry,
megay: HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this) STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards” STEP 3: make sure she
ronni835: beat-rice29: Cas has picked up on Winchester Logic greatest scene ever.
tom-sits-like-a-whore: iamthedukeofurl: zoewashburne: wordsofdiana: The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible. #STEVE ROGERS IS WORTHY Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer.
*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
assstiel: elviscastiel: misha sometimes I really worry about you This gets funnier when you think of him just passing by then seeing the bird and immediately thinking of recording a video like that. While he picks up his phone and puts the passcode,
moistflow: picking up something in front of your crush
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
mishasminions: imthejesusofsuburbia: szarabasjkali: kissmymahogany: koopat911: Notice only 20 shades of gray It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors Then I might be a man because I only
utterly-johnlocked: f-ckyeahfutbol: destieltheory: look at him trying to figure it out. that pooping regularly is important do dean. adjusting his mental profile How fragile this man is. Remember that Cas made sure to pick up toilet paper in Clip
mishasminions: CAS DOESN’T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND DEAN’S PICK UP LINE
cassywinchestertheangel: dean: calls sam sam: *picks up* hey bro dean: hows cas? hows my bby? is he comfortable? is he behaving and eating his veggies?
clevergirlwithabluebox: I asked Jared and Jensen what the cheesiest pick up line they’ve ever heard or used was. “A woman asked me if I had just fallen out of a plane because I was the bomb.” - Jensen “A woman came up to me at a bar and slipped
blakeblueboi:blakeblueboi:bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2:short zuko getting up on his tip toes to kiss sokkatall Sokka picking up zuko to kiss himtall Sokka being buff Sokka holding zuko without any troubleshort zuko about to combust because DAMN HIM
Finally picked up the Destiny poster collection set! I really wanted to put up more Destiny art on my apartment walls, so I’m excited to go through this and see which ones I want to put up.
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
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