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“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
Another random crossover. I got a bit carried away with the alternate angles on this one, but I was enjoying myself and couldn’t pick one that I preferred. Bigger versions: 1st angle 2nd angle 3rd angle 4th angle
noodlesandbeef: Hey guys, help us settle this rump off. Pick one: Pup on the left, or my rump on the right. I’m going to go with the one on the right, for color, less hair, and those little curvy indents at the top. Nothing like a bean shaped
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
snippstheslammer:Which horse genitalia do you prefer? They’re both gorgeous but it would help if I could see the one in the back close up. If I had to pick one, I tentatively choose the one in the foreground if only because I prefer black horse cocks
go-sissyslut:harrietharden:sissypansyfag:cocfs:where do you want it, sissy? you can only pick one.My ass please! Pick me up and throw me on the bed. See which way up I land. Heads or tails ? xxxharrietxxx my mouth daddy
go-sissyslut: harrietharden:sissypansyfag:cocfs:where do you want it, sissy? you can only pick one.My ass please! Pick me up and throw me on the bed. See which way up I land. Heads or tails ? xxxharrietxxx my mouth daddy decisions, decisions…&
meme-spot: milnerhasbeentaken.tumblr.com Pick-up Line Panda. This one works, right?
hercwtf: If you could only pick one, who would you pick? Ashley George or Bailey Jay
jonfawkes: I need an OC. Just answer or reblog with your character reference, I’ll pick one when I get to that part of the drawing.This isn’t a first come first served, and it isn’t like a YCH with highest big. I’m just going to pick the OC I
prokopetz:Game: This page will procedurally generate a set of fifty nonexistent English-like words each time it’s loaded. Load the page, pick one – it can be any one, but it has to be one of the set of fifty generated by your very first page load
All of them. If I could only pick one I would pick 2. How about you?
manrumpsxxx: Take your pick! Can you only pick one? Follow Me For The Sexiest Rumps On Tumblr
mypokemonranch: If you have Pokemon ORAS and live in North America, don’t forget to pick up your free Shiny Rayquaza with Dragon Ascent over Wifi! All you have to do is search for a Mystery Gift via Internet and you can pick one up!
belle-rebel-x: Swimsuits ALL UNDER ฟ!! I got this one and my other Bikini at 55% OFF! Pick One! You are one of a kind!!
thechurchofcock:thank your friend for picking you up.. thank him for driving you.. thank him for letting you sit in the seat.. there are plenty of excuses you can use for getting his cock out.. just pick one and do it.
belle-rebel-x: million-dollar-goals: flyestfemales: Swimsuits ALL UNDER ฟ!! I got this one and my other Bikini at 55% OFF! Pick One! http://million-dollar-goals.tumblr.com/ Swimsuits ALL UNDER ฟ!! I got this one and my other Bikini at 55% OFF!
vodkaslumber: Road tripping tomorrow c: gorgeous \ beautiful \ amazing \ perfect.. just pick one … pick all of them..
babesoftheworldunite: googlicious: Pick one, the 12-year-old scotch or me Since I don’t drink I will pick her over the scotch, bet she goes down just as smooth though!
lolfactory: gf let me pick one pose during our little photo session…. Then I lost my pose picking privileges. ✰ tumblr pictures ✚follow LOLFACTORY on tumblr[via imgur]
satorus-forklift: simplykorra: I want to see Asami in every single one of these outfits in the comics. Every. Single. One. Higher res.
korrasexual: dorkly: The Great Pokemon Dilemma No one told me about the second starter…..I would have picked differently with my first otherwise. /wipes tears away from eyes
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a
jamestmedak: Pick one … but pick wisely …
palefurry: palefurry: hey all! im finally doing a giveaway now that i have a job and i have reached 1.1k!!!!! im only going to picking ONE winner, by a random number generator!!! ❤ PRIZES ❤ ONE dress under โ from storeenvy! ONE pair of contacts
mybigmaturetits: It doesn’t matter which hole you pick, just pick one fast! And pound it like it is the last piece of ass you’ll ever have!
linmymind: Trendy Baseball Cap Picks OO1 // OO2 OO3 // OO4 OO5 // OO6 OO7 // OO8 OO9 // O1O Pick one for your outdoor activities.
ifucktrannys: ifucktrannys: Let’s play F Marry kill You have to pick one to fuck One to marry and one to kill And I’m not advocating killing nobody this is just a game I’ll marry Alexa(bottom left) fuck Viviane(bottom right) and k!ll the top
matthewkocanda: thirty-one black coffins - 2014the death card this one is my favourite that i’ve made so far, i think they will just continue to get better. go pick one up here!
cheesu replied to your post: HELP ME PICK ONE PLEASE? how about Baby America and Canada reading a book about Chibirisu in a forest while they are reading in a forest if that’s too much work then um I pick 1 FORESTCEPTION
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
predicament-and-ponygirl-riding: stoneyflake: You are going to leave me bound and gagged down here for 4 days ?I pick a gag and you let me have a drink once a day.I don’t pick one and you just gag me and leave me ?“That’s it darling. You’ve