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sarallis: thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes: faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my
shamrockjolnes: five-cats: someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me” So at that point, people will say “baby
heylookitsarevolution: ghettablasta: It’s a well-known fact that the society is more interested in finding white people. There’s even a phrase social scientists use - Missing white woman syndrome. This means that the media mostly covers cases
iwantasecretgarden: shamrockjolnes: five-cats: someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me” So at that point,
yehudigorl: the phrase “let nazis have peaceful protests” is an oxymoron. every single nazi belief is built on a foundation of genocide, violence, and hatred. that’s their entire fucking schtick so it’s literally impossible for nazis to be peaceful
adhighdefinition: comorbid-corvid: You know what’s really fucked up. The phrase “you need help” is like derogatory in a mental health context. It’s a bad thing to need therapy. Like what the actual fuck. oh shit, now that you mention it
schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
ezrat: yeahdoza: “Wake me up, before you Go-Gurt” is a phrase that my brain conjured up earlier, unprovoked. How’s that for an intrusive thought? don’t leave me hanging on like a yogurt
yootsart: saladsaladnovski: “let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase
excalibelle: yootsart: saladsaladnovski: “let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase quick rule of thumb: if your best reason someone should not like something is “its weird/cringy/etc” then you need to fuck off.if
pennsylvanian-patriot: The phrase “the government would never do that!” is synonymous with “the government already did that”
kittykat8311: snakebitcat: sarahsaharasaurus: this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused” “Why then do they not eat cake?” “Why are millennials killing the living industry? Is social
spot-conlons: what-the-shiznicklez: twshitlord: Pro-tip to young trans guys: If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive. My advice?
quousque: iwantasecretgarden: shamrockjolnes: five-cats: someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me” So
epicmurdock: epicmurdock: I really hate it when parents of autistic kids use phrases like “I know they’re in there.” Bitch they’re right in front of you! You haven’t lost them! They’re not locked away like a final boss in a video game!! This
softtrade: One time I saw a movie at a sex shop called “raw and order: special bottoms unit” and I literally cannot think of the actual series without that phrase replacing it in my head
iwilleatyourenglish: beckyhop: iwilleatyourenglish: bartholomewfatima: portmanteau-bot: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: Repent, weebs repeebs.This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Why does a nun
snoopingasusualisee: portmanteau-bot: snoopingasusualisee: @portmanteau-bot penny nisface pennisface.This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘penny nisface’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
snakebitcat: sarahsaharasaurus: this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused” “Why then do they not eat cake?”
butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: churchyardgrim: “if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: fuckhamlet: this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context movie producers be like
churchyardgrim:“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit
breelandwalker: trashfirefallon: wyomingsmustache: steel-dragon: lolrider: faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made
drinking-tea-at-midnight: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: fuckhamlet: this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context movie producers be like Seto Kaiba: You had me until the last word.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: yootsart: saladsaladnovski: “let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase we need to find this balance.
jasper-rolls:sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes
nshait: animatedamerican: Today on Phrases That Made Me Feel Really Old: “Buffy the Vampire Slayer Modern AU” this is…. horrifying….
squarepeginaroundholevevo: hisheadachehead: americanmade: americanmade: i love the fact that there are two pictures of eyes that I now read as two different phrases without question these are so powerful concept: it’s free perishing
sci-fi-hero: flerponius: sci-fi-hero: milkmah: Every time I see a text post that uses phrases like “that was smooth as fuck” , “science side of tumblr” or “say it louder for the people in the back” I want to saw off my own arm uhhh science
infamous-legacy: kennedying: bemusedlybespectacled: flockof: stayingwoke: intergalacticsociety: But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase
we-are-rogue: theshitpostcalligrapher: breelandwalker: nineprotons: “Got the morbs” should be a thing. Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback. “Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?) “Bang
swordlesbianism: mexicantransboy: swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: I barley speak any Spanish which makes it even weirder when my brain randomly throws out a complete sentence in Spanish The phrase “¿Qué es el humor para Junio?” just came
6qubed: 6qubed: sexhaver: two sick horses evaluating an orb “it floats” “don’t like that” #is this post the reason i’ve been saying “don’t like that” as a response to everything? did i subconsciously add this phrase to my..#…canned
taahko: taahko: one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em
cans-of-rain: theawesomeadventurer: “‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read
briwhosaysni: cameoamalthea: greenjudy: vvadevvilson: i don’t even know where to begin with this The bitterest satire can’t keep up with plain vanilla reality right now. We are living in the dystopian future Look up the phrase “astroturfing”.
trashfirefallon: It’s illegal to use the phrase “wine-stained lips” unless describing your absolute gremlin of a character hungover the next morning ravenously eating a raw egg while their companion looks on in horrified wonder.
xandrachantal: I’m glad that tumblr is moving onto it’s labor rights phrase but if you’re going to strike you need clear and concrete demands (i.e. ฟ an hour minimum wage, paid sick time, the ability to recieve your schedule a month in advance,
