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lzbth: ‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
layneun-mas-iss-eoyo: So today I was given the task to explain to my boss the difference between Chinese and Japanese. He wanted to know how they sounded so I said a few phrases I knew in Chinese but when it came to Japanese… I really could only remember
hogays: “favorite non-korean phrase?”
sp0tlessmiind: thescarletwoman: mennaoawad: riddle me that, mankind THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. YES.
roach-works:promethazines: shyriadracnoir: How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it they beat Jesus with that congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon
bombisbomb: Customizable Phrase Bell Collar ึ
otaku-omorashi: Phrases like “I need to go” take on a whole new meaning when you’re into omo.
oreofic: phrases like “I really have to go…” and “I can’t hold it!” kill me, especially when gasped between tears or whimpers uwu
twinkaiichiro: Ok but thinking of people saying/thinking these things always gets me “I can’t stop it!” “I can’t stop peeing!” “I can’t believe I’m peeing right here…” “I’m wetting myself I can’t believe I’m wetting myself”
Underrated hurt/comf phrases
Random 2 am post on my past In my young innocent teen years I thought the term “wet dream” meant you had a pee dream and like wet the bed .. so for like at least a year or 2 I used that phrase on my old omo sites when making post or stories ..and
Imagine your in line for the bathroom and the person in front of you is obviously dancing around, mumbling desperate phrases and curses, when suddenly they stop and shiver going silent and maybe hear a small “Crap, not again…” from them.Then
This is a totally random omo scenario and unpopular phrase I like is when a character is maybe mentally out of it (sleepy, drunk, sick, just zoning out, w.e!) and they don’t realize their bladder is filling up till only a few seconds before the dam
fullbladderlemons: おもらしis an old Japanese proverb meaning “life’s greatest joy”. Share to save a life. Tell all your friends about this beautiful phrase.
zephomo: fluffy-omorashi: This is a totally random omo scenario and unpopular phrase I like is when a character is maybe mentally out of it (sleepy, drunk, sick, just zoning out, w.e!) and they don’t realize their bladder is filling up till only a
fullbladderlemons: おもらし is an old Japanese proverb meaning “life’s greatest joy”. Share to save a life. Tell all your friends about this beautiful phrase.
Turn on phrases/actions when wetting: - “I have to pee/piss!”- “I wet/peed myself/peed my pants”- “Peed IN my pants”/I’m gonna pee my pants” - “I can’t hold it” - “I don’t think I’m gonna make it” - “I pissed myself”/“I’m
s-ugartits: don’t ever tell me i’m a good girl and don’t ever tell me i’m a bad girl bc there’s a 169% chance that either one of those phrases will turn me on summed up.
that-boy-aint-quite-right: My family tree by Robgrafix You know that phrase “blood is thicker than water”..it doesn’t mean that family bonds are stronger than chosen bonds but quite the opposite…it means that the blood of the
baby girl i love every thing about your face but if i ever hear you say the phrase “eyebrow game on point” i’m going to roll my eyes so hard it’ll look like i’m possessed.
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to business" without wanting to defeat the Huns.
drfrederickchilton: If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
lokicolouredglasses: fandom-universe: kungfucarrie: The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.” “Come on, let’s mix it up!” The heart surgeon says. “B-but we’ve always done it this way!”
opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.
jaunepois: i thought about this post today in the car and i laughed so hard i started crying and i had to explain to dad why the phrase ‘stagnant tomb air’ was funny to me
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
officalsquidward: cassieblack: arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s
tiauska: I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know
perfunctory: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
given a chance, you would love. isn’t that how you phrased it?
officalsquidward:cassieblack:arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it
becomeartist:what i think of whenever i hear the phrase ‘the gay agenda’
liberalsarecool: Awareness has no limits, except for racist white people and #BlackLivesMatter. All lives do matter, but that phrase only works when you mean ALL LIVES - and due to how black people are still getting a tonne of shit from the system,
satans-sock-puppet: carefreeteee: theneverlandproject: iconic Pro black does not mean anti white. “I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard
thexfiles: if a marginalized group tells you that a word or phrase is harmful/toxic towards them and they wish you’d stop using it, it’s not an opportunity for you to flex your fucking debate skills
contexts in which I encounter the phrase “light fingering”
smoke-and-iron: satans-sock-puppet: carefreeteee: theneverlandproject: iconic Pro black does not mean anti white. “I don’t hate you, I just love myself” is one of the most powerful phrases I have ever heard Pro Black does not mean anti white…So
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?” “The Black Death was one of the most
fondue-me: myself-wasneverenoughforme: mscomrade: opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time. “I want the tacos with
crewnex: worldfamousprofessor: the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way
And an asshole in the sheets..
teoami: grossxgirl: expensivethursday: grossxgirl: fat girls doing whatever the fuck they want 2k16 All* i said fat girls for a fucking reasonwe can’t have anything jesus christme: “Hey, fat girls are cute”You: “OMG WHAT ABOUT ME AREN’T
be-blackstar: garlicbeauty: egg-licker: stayingwoke: So Iggy Azalea is running around town, saying that Beyonce using the phrase, “Becky with the good hair is racist”… girl go sit down with your irrelevant racist ass. But before you do…
retiredprince: h0odrich: straight guys masculinity so fragile that they have to think long and hard about putting a flower in their hair and wearing a skirt for 10 mil i would wear that to a trump rally for free The phrasing sounds like the op is
melthecannibal: Petition to change the phrase “the bees knees” to “the yeens beans”
schneezusweiss: vault11overseer: schneezusweiss: “he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
memeufacturing: the phrase “cringe compilation” is out of control and has easily replaced “fail” so i predict by 2017 we’ll have “infant cringe compilation” and “dog cringe complication” this dog thought their owner threw the ball
jrpg: actual top 5 phrases the bourgeoisie are strangling the working class oh fuck yum w, effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗" :
bullied: The phrase “this made me think of you” is my favorite thing someone can ever say to me
helloandwelcometoadventure: crybabydyke: The phrase “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” can apply to terrible things too. You may not realize the amount of pain, depression, or abuse you are living through until you experience what
black-to-the-bones: We have millions of people, who don’t have anything to eat. How do we solve America’s Oversupply of bread problem? Honestly the way this is phrased shows they really mean “how can we get profit out of overproduction?”
pochowek:the more “you BETTER reblog this” a post is phrased the less i am to reblog it really. its a chinese finger trap whenever someone says “I’m judging anyone who doesn’t reblog this” I lose 75 years off my life and instantly die
w0manifest: amapalina: markv5: Присядем? На дорожку Sit down? On the track Google can’t accurately translate this because this phrase, roughly translated to “Shall we briefly sit? For the journey?”, refers to an old Russian
yootsart: saladsaladnovski: “let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase
pochowek: portmanteau-bot: pochowek: zombie combine zombine.This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘zombie combine’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 get it Gordon? get it? a zombie combine?
some good consent phrases
squarepeginaroundholevevo: hisheadachehead: americanmade: americanmade: i love the fact that there are two pictures of eyes that I now read as two different phrases without question these are so powerful concept: it’s free perishing
grayskyluna: kichengunnet: showerthoughtsofficial: “The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in
