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spiderjerusalems: ombrophilia: some people cosplay faith from mirror’s edge and some people strap a fucking camera to their head and do a first-person parkour cosplay video HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mamoru:HUGE NEWS: gouletpens has announced they will be discontinuing all noodler’s products. this is MAJOR, because gouletpens was largely responsible for noodler’s becoming popular to begin with. and they are (…were?) personal friends
llatimeria:llatimeria:having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just
So I just got my wisdom teeth out the other day. The pain isn’t as bad as I thought? First day was shit due to the numbness and nausea, but the slight aching isn’t that bad. I would say that it’s similar to when I had braces, going
yoshisnortscoke: My version of flirting is continuously insulting the person until they love me
nue: kweenkendrah: nue: what if people could go anon in real life like with the push of a button they become this faceless gray person wow imagine anons just walking around in public imagine an anon sprinting towards you on all fours LMAO u really
riddlemetom: when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
ohyousillypotato: slim shady isn’t so much a person as an idea. an idea that manifests itself in the very core of our being. the real slim shady can be found in all of us. we are all the real slim shady. we must all stand up together. as one.
lifeisbutts: Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible person and start attacking people like in the last panel.
chaystar: 100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
urbancatfitters: im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
robbiebaldwino: thatsmoderatelyraven: maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair Bloggerland alternatively:
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
canni8al: i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
nippled: crazygabyland: nippled: please refrain from adding stupid comments on my posts forever thank u can we all just take the time to appreciate that the url of the person who wrote this is nippled
tsunly: how do you talk to the person you like do you just haha no wow that’s gay there we go
partybarackisinthehousetonight: while the average person is made of 90% water the average teen girl is made of 90% starbucks drink
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
eccentric-nucleus: this person’s art is actually really neat. the best color palette in existence: black and neon
theeverydayghost: I don’t usually post personal projects on here but I’m pretty proud of this one so whatever. Working on an Arc-V duel disk app for an ambitious project I’ve embarked on. Still have a few UI kinks to work out as well as a lot of
striderna: my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you
rrabbiteer: I honestly love this gif of Remus so much because he’s just SO DONE with Sirius. He goes from being “Sirius, you have a wand to your throat. Now is not the time to start getting sassy and insult the person holding said wand” to “you
autisticpearl:autisticpearl:s/o to autistic ppl who are always unorganizeds/o to autistic ppl w/ average/below average IQs/o to autistic ppl who can’t ever remember shits/o to autistic ppl who who rock/flap/have self injurious stimss/o to autistic ppl
princex-of-wetting: cutewet: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN I REBLOGGED PISS ON MY MAIN BLOG i have friends that follow me there and a large follower count so its awful when i reblog ;( I’m so paranoid when I reblog shit, I’ve almost done that so many times
kayla-na: I am the most vanilla porn artist ever. .__.I mean, the kinkiest things I like are pretty tame. I’m not an uber fetishy person.Shit like this is what I really get into
actualcrutchie: glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
bronyparctears: Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person
warriormale: more-snatched-photos: warriormale: onepercentworld: The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person’s sexual experience or response at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning
lately i’ve been tagging anything with noiz as kounoi and I think it’s becoming a reflex and shit I just tagged three noiao posts as kounoi.
SomEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN EDIT OF CLEARAO WITH LYRICS FROM LAST NIGHT GOOD NIGHT, I’M SOBBING. THE LYRICS FIT THEM SO PERFECTLY, I NEVER EVEN NOTICED. SHIT.
I HAVE TWO ESSAYS TO DO, A LAB REPORT, AND HOMEWORK I’VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING ON FOR WAY TOO LONG TO DO AND I JUST. SHIT. WHY DIDN’T I DO THIS EARLIER. FUCK END OF THE YEAR ASSIGNMENTS.
here, have your phone glitching. happy friday the 13th, you piece of shit.
people who are talented and attractive haha more like fuck you you adorable piece of shit.
some times i forget i’m in a mutual follow with people i know in real life and they post stuff like nice photography and quotes and i’m just sitting here like. oh yeah. you exist. you actually use this shit website. i should probably tone
happiest: do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
is mink not in this episode or are none of you shits posting screencaps of him.
i just unfollowed like 30 blogs and i feel so relieved because wtf i couldn’t remember ever following some of them but at the same time i sort of feel distressed because shit what if i unfollowed someone i didn’t mean to.
seeing one of your favorite blogs reblog shit from you.
note to self: never restart animal crossing at two in the morning. you can’t do shit.(╥﹏╥)
there should be a reblog checker or some shit where it tells you if you’ve reblogged a post before.
THE SPIDER IS BACK AND I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING MYSELF.
people are always like “add me on snapchat,” “follow me on instagram,” or “follow me on twitter,” and i’m just like lmao shit i don’t have any of that.
i’m taking like nine years to edit this theme and make minor tweaks that no one will probably notice but fuck i don’t give a shit lmao.
i’m sorry if i’m not blogging much today. i was out a majority of the day and my family just put me into a shit mood so forgive me.uou
school in two days and still haven’t started my summer assignments lmao what a piece of shit i am.(┳Д┳)
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
so after hours of struggling with the dmmd site and getting the sample tracks to load i’ve come to the conclusion that the bgm i wanted is indeed on there and i’m getting really emotional holy shit.
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
tfw you’re hungry as shit and your parents don’t want to feed you or buy food.
you guys should listen to koeninaranakute because holy shit yuya sounds so heavenly when he’s rapping.
so last night i had this dream that tumblr user koujaku followed me and i was so excited i cried and then woke up. when i went back to sleep i dreamed that i was aoba in koujaku’s apartment doing gross domestic shit with him until my alarm woke
i started reading my textbook around 11pm and rn it’s almost 3am and i’ve only read like two pages. i’m such a lazy piece of shit and i’m gonna fucking fail the quiz tomorrow. isn’t life beautiful.
stop unfollowing me you fucking shit lords.
don’t have more than one blog. trust me. you’ll regret it. nine times out of ten you’ll post shit to the wrong blog and you won’t realize until 500 notes later and you’re just sitting in a throne of your own self hatred.
u ever get bad vibes from someone u barely know. like u have never talked to them once but something about them is just making you go mmm nah don’t think i should associate myself with them and then some shit happens and they caught in the middle
noiz’s outfit is so cute like wtf i’d wear the shit out of it.
literally the only thing i can see in my activity page is shit for that fucking fish titty post. there is so much regret.
I MANAGED TO READ AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF MY TEXTBOOK AND SEND IN MY PAPER ON IT ALL WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES WITH A MINUTE TO SPARE HELL FUCKING YEAH. I’M SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT.