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writing-prompt-s:It turns out that the happy birthday song is a necromantic ritual which siphons life from the singers and gives it to the person they’re singing to. When you’re young, you often have large birthday parties with lots of friends to
lion: When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party
ofsparrows:I just wanted to draw rotating cake w/orbiting strawberry and the rest of the picture showed up and gatecrashed my one-person cake party. Rude.
kelogianking: cantcontrolthegay: shutupandtakemymonies: Hold the moon in your hands and bask in the glow! This lamp can act as a night light, a cool party trick or a personal trophy that all of your friends will admire. With a sweet LED set-up this
I haven't gotten my invitation for Justin Bieber's birthday party yet because he's giving it to me personally.
prettybluescarf: turntechgoddamnit: where da party at you are the person our math problems warned us about
breelandwalker: coraregina: nikk-elli: knightofmisfortune: actually-maedhros: alannamode: Fun idea for a LOTR surprise party:Wait until the lucky person is eating dinner on the special dayShow up at their house unannounced and greet them with
violent-rape-fantasies: I found a drunk slut in my bed. I didn’t even know who she was, she probably showed up to my party with some random douchebag. Now she gets to be my personal fucktoy. I bet she won’t even wake up until I start raping her in
slugbox: Blizzard introduces rankings to their first person Mario party game and everyone is dying and hates the game now like they were like hey you know what this magical happy gumdrop casual fun time community we created needs? Racial slurs and hate
cerastes: cerastes: cerastes: Kazuma really the only person worth a damn in that party when you get down to it, huh. “But Megumin can use Explosion!” extremely circumstantial in when it is useful, next. You’re right. I was the Aqua all along,
awesomewriternerdfighter: teganquinbuttblog: pleatedjeans: 20 Key Ingredients to Throwing the Best Party Ever THAT LAST FUCKING GIF THO I am debating whether or not the person in the first pic is doing a funny altered snk cosplay or not
Sleep Party People - I’m Not Human At All (by PostRockIsAGenre) favorite song because I’m pretty much the saddest person on the planet
itsthelesbiana: bblackgoldd: segaajenesis: thotterfly: mightymorphinlightskin: lol no I’m offended. Worst attempt EVER . :( no…iggy. no. She looks like that person at the party that people hype up, knowing they can’t dance, just to
odinsblog: Surprise! (not really tho) So much for the GOP’s rebranding😒 The Republican Party is as racist as ever. Using Lee Atwater’s Southern Strategy and playing the “aggrieved white person™” is all they’ve got
ofsparrows: I just wanted to draw rotating cake w/orbiting strawberry and the rest of the picture showed up and gatecrashed my one-person cake party. Rude.
cheatingbfcaptions: I was at my girlfriends party with a bunch of her friends. It was pretty fun and everyone was drinking and before long we were all drunk and laughing telling stories. Eventually one person suggested we play seven minutes in heaven.
pastel-little-taiga: mockingbirdie: steviemcfly: Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out
crablouse: geiszlerrs: corgabe: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. Yo some more helpful tips from another EMT! 1) Its illegal for an EMT to report certain personal information to other non-medical professionals.
cockchomp: not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
liberalsarecool:We need to start using the correct language to describe the losers in the Republican Party.Matt Gaetz is a horrible person. The Right Wing has to process they are garbage people who enjoy being shitty and low-watt.
towritelesbiansonherarms: luciferinthethroneroom: blue-adkins: ”At parties I’m not the person who holds forth with a great long story that everyone listens to. I’m more likely to eat the food.” - Kristen Wiig I have a love/hate relationship
divadietrich: 1935: Marlene Dietrich (as Leda and the Swan) and Elizabeth Allan (as Marlene) at a costume party, dressed as the person they most admire.
so i went out tonight, it was wicked, had fun, let off some steam and plenty of dirty jokes and bruises. thank ya’ll involved and i hope the colors fade soon. readmore b/c rambly i felt a touch bad because i realized that i had told my friend a
monobeartheater: ohremus: *seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in? I’m not even going to lie if someone did this we’d be dating within the hour
glumshoe: succinctlysevered: glumshoe: glumshoe: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard what about
tabootwins: It was just so hot, having him fuck me in front of everyone at the swingers party, and not a single person knowing he was my brother!
fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult. Maleficent
ohremus: *seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in?
geminiscene: “You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is
aivii: Way late to the party but I finished PSG kind of recently! It was crazy as hell, Stocking’s my homegirl, and it’s fun to draw nonsensically busy pictures? It’s still a bit messy but I can’t spend any more time on personal art for a while
daddybearthings: sweetseducingsighs: hentaidaddy666: taylurkingswift: deniceenvall: musicalsymphony: musicalsymphony: I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it. Guys the party
sissytherapy: used to be best friends, just the three of them. all trying to get girls on party nights until eventually one of the three men decided to transform his best friends into his personal girl holes :3
swampqueer: coraregina: nikk-elli: knightofmisfortune: actually-maedhros: alannamode: Fun idea for a LOTR surprise party:Wait until the lucky person is eating dinner on the special dayShow up at their house unannounced and greet them with “[your
tomhiddletson: “As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love,
hentaidaddy666: taylurkingswift: deniceenvall: musicalsymphony: musicalsymphony: I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it. Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he
eastern-bloc-party:Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions
mightykingofbeasts: Observe…this is what happens when party animals and horny guys with no inhibitions just wanna hang out! And you thought he was such a kind and quiet person. [Princess Donna’s very first gangbang!] Game Night Asians In Da Hood
wittgensteinsmister: the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are
sandersstudies:sandersstudies:My husband is playing DnD with some friends and told me to come look at the cat who is sitting in a chair like a person. My husband handed him a d20 and said “sir you have to roll a stealth check to convince the other party
vinsmousseux: My new personal project for the year is making tarot cards. I think it’ll be very fun to have a complete custom set of cards with my own designs on them. It’d be a real silly goofy thing to break out at parties or something.Of course
nikk-elli: knightofmisfortune: actually-maedhros: alannamode: Fun idea for a LOTR surprise party:Wait until the lucky person is eating dinner on the special dayShow up at their house unannounced and greet them with “[your name], at your service”
vacillavi: taylurkingswift: deniceenvall: musicalsymphony: musicalsymphony: I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it. Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
steviemcfly: Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out at Texas going blue from me.
nolanthebiggestnerd: trina-of-doom: fruststump: @trina-of-doom request some lego twink iunno MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOD SHIT you fuckers are this late to the lego fucking party i cant fucking believe this bullshit i am being personally victimized
glumshoe: glumshoe: succinctlysevered: glumshoe: glumshoe: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
yourplayersaidwhat: Warlock1: I am very drunk, so I’m clinging to the closest person to me so I don’t fallDm: *rolls a d6* that would be paladinPaladin, who is the only responsible member of the party: *sighs* that’s what I thoughtA little while
catsbrew: fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
sandyc4fun:Spank that big ass fuckers! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 A lot of partying and masturbarion planned this weekend. I’ll have some time for personal pics. As usual cost depends on what you want and how many. Panties will be available
hugo-and-vern: The cons that come with being a pretty decently ranking underworld figure involve having to be at most demon functions. Vern is, unfortunately, not that much of a party person.But hey, he was pretty well-dressed
crimson-sun: I’m late to every party so I wouldn’t be surprised if this has been done already… but a season and a half in and this was my most recurring thought. Tried to give the kids cats that matched the attributes/personalities of their lions!
khfriendlyreminders: thefourthpurpleone: khfriendlyreminders: Person: Kingdom Hearts is a dark and edgy game. Me: *spends five hours playing a monopoly, Mario Party cross-over board game with Winnie the Pooh* Me: (looking at Sora) excuse you? Yes