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adelita-sanchez: anima-blue:TV show AU- blooperswhen rung flubs a line he turns it into a dirty joke. and they’re always flawless (equal parts hilarious and shocking. and always work perfectly with what he just said)cyclonus just “mmm”s and says “cut!”
ravefirell:Hayley said Morgana would be perfect for this meme and I’m inclined to agree
wickedvegas2point0: a-wank-and-a-nap: It’s perfect! Love! WickedVegas When I told hubby there was no UN-ringing this bell he said…. “DING DING DING!” I am SO glad hubby likes this, but when I talk about it, he turns into a 2
cuckoldpleasure: lawbro789: Your wife comes home and shows you yet again that she’s been naughty. This is every cuck’s dream. @lawbro789, who by the way is my FetLift friend, you said it perfectly, “every cuck’s dream.” I have no doubt
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
tuntematonkorppi:mbartzie:sternenhimmel-mond:po-acus: parasect:Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly. Together
tuntematonkorppi: mbartzie:sternenhimmel-mond:po-acus: parasect:Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.
keeptheragetender: depressionarmy: Oftentimes the things we bottle inside are far more harmful than what would happen if we actually said them. Mm I never knew how to put words to it this is perfect
villainouscenobite: Remember those magic words you said on your “special” day? Love, honor, and obey? You thought your life was going to be so perfect, your own little fairy tale complete with your happily ever after. Well, this isn’t a fairy tale,
fearlessmff: One of my favourite photos from our latest adventure together,My Girl followed pain with pleasure perfectly,her smile and the look in her beautiful eyes said to me that she is thouroughly enjoying me,therefore giving me ultimate enjoyment.
redefiningfood: A perfect breakfast fruit platter of Mango, Lychee, Apple, Banana, Melon, Papaya, Rambutan and Mangosteen. My friend was complaining about my food presentation because he said apparently my fruit platters look “messy” so I tried putting
lazy969: wefreeminded: prythm: Daaru peethi ho, cigarette peethi ho, chooth dikathi ho… Bhabhi ji you are becoming a perfect slut… Right said bro tooo hottt Desi beauty sizzling hott
mistressursular: Oh my god, what are you doing to me. It hurts so bad, please stop. I agreed to be your slave, I want to be your slave. You said you would train me to be your perfect slave, and that’s what I want, so why are you punishing me. Please,
nine-by-six: Cumshot. Watching Dragon Ball Z and he said it perfectly as I busted my nut.. ..“What a beautiful happy ending..” If you would like to donate and support this page and the upcoming website, please message me for more details to find
awesomephilia: everyday-awkward: I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect
secretbutts: my perfect beautiful White Master said I was allowed to accommodate this request. more requests appreciated. past requests being considered and processed by Master.
skimpymoms: ifmommyonlyknew2: My mother and I have the most perfect relationship. Nuff said. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
perfecttriumphtraveler: naughtychef6969: Damn 🔥🔥 did i said perfect before? damn, i’m in love lol
hemohomo: In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.
ayeyophoebe: my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”MY DAD IS A FUCKING NIGHT BLOGGER.
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
alphamalesca: “Let’s make something perfectly clear, faggot.” Kyle said, looking down at me. “It’s not ‘deposit your paycheck’, it’s ‘deposit your paycheck, withdraw my 50% cut and hand-deliver it to me.’”"Sorry,
violent-rape-fantasies: Submission from @sublife2015 that I showed off to my friends last night. They said they have something better than candy for you to suck on while I fuck that tight little perfect pussy.
dirtybiwhore: streaminggold: “If you ever want even a lick of my perfect pussy”, Rachel said as she straddled her usually dominant friend Andrea’s surprised face, “You are going to have to open your dirty ass-licking mouth and let me piss down
barriogirls: This woman right here!!! I’ve said it for like 2 years now……Perfect!!!!! Maybe and I mean maybe she’ll give me a chance to shoot her. But if not I’ll keep admiring her from afar. 😍 @itsgiss_ @itsgiss_ @itsgiss_ @itsgiss_
cheatingandbreakupsluts: Your wife said her workout was perfect today.
genderqueerbarnes: upallnightogetloki: whatifigetbored: stevesbuck: captain america | crack!vid this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen The best part is that every single time I said “This is where they should’ve used ‘I
hotcommunist: rabbitpatrol: animatedtext: I was selling merch at SF pride this weekend and told this guy we only had a tank top in women’s medium left and he said “perfect.” HSKSBDKSJD HELLO?????? LEFT HER TO BE A BOTTOM Find him on LinkedIn
eatsomebrains: angellundone: chubbymon: This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly. ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos Can’t stand organised religion
hyperpregnant: The timing was working perfectly in your favor, your girlfriend said she’d give you what you asked for on your birthday. A day of unprotected access to her pussy. You asked for it to wait until the weekend though, eight in the middle
tiemedownknockmeup: villainouscenobite:Perfect 18th birthday party isn’t it you little twat? I told you I would take you for a ride. I just never said it would be in my car. And for an added gift, I’ll be planting my child deep inside you little
needtoseedandbreed: “Oh god, I am about to cum!” He said as he pulled out of her ready to blow his massive load all over her perfect tits. This was routine however today was different, today she was ovulating. In her highest moment of fertility she
thekingofcracks: WATCH4BEAUTY - MARIA - MARINADE I LOVE THIS CHICK AS I’VE SAID BEFORE…GORGEOUS, LEAN, SEXY.. SHE’S PERFECT
“C’mon man, you know you wanna rim this hairy ass.” “My boyfriend would kill me…” the smaller man said, salivating at the perfect arse in front of him. “He’ll never find out.” The pred smiled knowingly, knowing that when the younger
demdoodles: snowymote: shenanagin: lamamama: I’ve seen a couple of other artists re-imagine Tangled in India, and thought I’d have a crack at it myself. SO MUCH FUN I said out loud ‘This looks so… right.’ Oh my god this is perfect.
beatlessoup: *I’m perfect, you said? I know”
davegrohlslongjohns: cloudofpink: staywithme-lets-just-breathe: Happy valentine’s day and happy grammy’s everyone! #jeff: ‘roses are red/violets are blue/ if i had the balls/id have said it too’ Omg this is just perfect! Haha
john-spookiante:thatbullshit:“At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Tonight was my perfect ideal fall weather and I really enjoyed my walk tonight :) ahoboandhisbox said: the weather’s like that here too, I love it. I just love fall :D I had to enjoy this walk while it lasted because apparently
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Tonight was my perfect ideal fall weather and I really enjoyed my walk tonight :) ahoboandhisbox said: the weather’s like that here too, I love it. I just love fall :D I had to
ileftmyheartinwesteros: She is happy as a clam with that ball lol sassyfeistymighty said: We’ll be home in May! Puppy play date?! Yeah that’d be so much fun :D That’ll be perfect bc my husband might be away for training in either may
I met my new doctor today to take charge of my reproductive health and she was so incredibly nice and kind and listened to me. She also said that despite everything wrong with my body, I have absolutely perfect blood pressure. So I got that going for
My nurse from my appointment today thinks I am getting closer to giving birth, so these signs aren’t just in my head lol. Any day now, she said. My daughter looks perfect and checked all the boxes today. Husband and I are tense and arguing so I
reversecuck: The cuckcake pulled her panties aside to show her perfect clam. She said, “Fuck me while I eat your your wife.”Being a gentleman, he obliged.
cuckqueandesire: My husband’s new girl laughed when I confessed I wanted to try bondage. At the time I was a little hurt. Now I understand… “Here you go, wifey,” she said, giving me a pat on the head. “Now you’ve got the perfect
jobieyes15: ourmkmblog: So eager to go to church this morning. But then we realized it’s not Sunday. Oh well. We said a little prayer on the lawn anyway. 🙏💥🎉 Your pussies almost match perfectly!
Hannah Montana, since you said nobody's perfect. everyones beautiful.
imsohornyithurts: omgxxhan: I asked your close friends how you were doing, and they all said you were doing okay. You were alright. You were fine. And what sucks is that you’re doing perfectly fine without me. But I guess it’s time to accept reality.
jkateel: sagansense: “The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan A man said to the universe: “Sir, I exist!“ “However,” replied the universe, “The fact has not created in me “A
potatoandotherwise: in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
my-perfect-messs: He said I could be any superhero, I choose robin :)
chico-is-theories: so flashbacks have been confirmed for the phantom painalright, i wanna make this clear. kiefer is the perfect choice for a 49 year old big bossthat being said, he better not fucking voice snake in flashbacks, i swear to fucking god
reblogs-cats: cammieanime: sugarkillsall: superhell: i fukcing hate this show This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect @frisky8itch In the commentary for this episode the creators said there were supposed to be cars
toastee227: mollishka-deactivated20141014: Model: Elegy EllemPhoto: Josefine Jönsson Mask: Sundries and PlunderHeels: Fabulously Fetish @.@ Remember what I said about red heads? Perfect example as to why they are so freaking sexy.
