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spookcataloger: pyrrhiccomedy: perfectly-generic-blog: angel-of-double-death: haiku-robot: dorito-and-pinetree: galahadwilder: A sudden, terrifying thought When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s
butternaan:it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone’s hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their
cumdumptammie: exposedsissy:BLOWBANG TRAINER WET FOOD 6 REMIXXX I am a Blow Queen, the ultimate SlutVac. My face is always modified to look slutty with huge inflated silicone lips ,I have the perfect cum-hole. My face is a human flashlight , a device
cleofinch: I leave you with this beautiful image of Sophia Anna Bush that best represents his example of perfection of humanity in the world: beautiful, sympathetic, intelligent …. A personal idol short, and I hope it to be so also for all the people
jshredz: ackwet: tangobunny: After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible. oh my god Unmut this 😭😭😭
myvegansoul: keinepopsongs: An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT SAVE THE FUCKING
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
busy-busybusy: motivatingsami: I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.
2fruity: No human could ever reach this level of perfection
slangwang: gems-n-kyojin: “How can a guy have no faults, to be human is too be flawed, a real hero must struggle”“Yeah but he’s boring he’s perfect and he never makes mistakes”“Wish i could say the same for myself”“Yeah but nobodies
ackwet: tangobunny: After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible. oh my god
broodingsoul: 64bitwar: onlinepunk: Gay ppl who are biphobic make literally no sense and yet here they are they make perfect sense. they had the minimum human decency to pick a fucking side pick a fucking side? what the fuck you think LGBT stands
tehnakki: sparklesandchalk: 2 foot difference between a volleyball player and a gymnast My favourite thing about the Olympics is the huge range in human diversity. Every single person is as perfectly optimized for their sport and they are all the
frostbackscat: nooby-banana: stephuhkneedee: 69shadesofgayy: diaryreadingcat: a cat’s guide to taking care of your human OH MY GOD This is my new favorite thing. Like, this is so good. body blankets This is perfection
ketchuprocket: all-the-other-humans: Fucking physics Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
sixpenceee: good relationship: awww baby you are amazing and perfect and just everything I always ever wanted. I love, miss, need you. you are incredible better relationship: I recognize that you are a human being with imperfection and flaws, but I love
spiritualevolution1111: “You are a Divine creation—a being of light who showed up here as a human being at the exact moment you were supposed to. You are the beloved, a miracle, a part of the eternal perfection." ~ Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
communistbakery: so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re so perfect I can’t stop laughing
letmefeelyoushine: sagansense: “The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”
disachieve: mes-songes: I am never going to understand how someone can be as perfect as her. she cannot be human eyebrow game: BROKE THE SCALE
nude-humans: OH MY GOODNESS! YOUR BUTT LOOKS SO PERFECT! I wish I could make my wifes ass look like that.Submission from pervertedorchid Porn blog / Submission blog
finn-a-human: teambucky: leoreturns: I have been waiting all year to post this. Happy Perfect Date, mutuals! Also happy Anniversary of the Todd Howard vandalism.
nude-humans: Here’s your sexy submission💋🎀 thank you for asking 🎀🎀 I have that exact princess plug!! Anyways, your body is incredible!! Perfect everything!! Submission from daddy-doms-babygirl Porn blog / Submission blog
thatferrybroad:cadensaurus:just-shower-thoughts:The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety.#fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you didExcuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly a pickle.
ifmyheartwasacompassyoudbenorth: mybine: sir-hathaway: “NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST.” -smooch, slap slap slap- are we not gonna talk about this cat’s perfect moustache And she pushes him away.
littlemissmisandrist: Can we stop expecting women to be thin and perfect after squeezing entire human beings out of their bodies? (x)
smile-youre-amazing: ellen is literally perfection in a human being.
seenontabletop: Every so often when my husband and I play Cards Against Humanity with friends, we like to play Rando Cardrissian. The most recent time the deck played this, and it was too perfect not to share.
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
missharpersworld: missharpersworld: busy-busybusy: motivatingsami: I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect. OMG this is the best !!
thatferrybroad: cadensaurus: just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety. #fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly
dogelectorate: icantwritegood: icantwritegood: the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched
molotowcocktease: princess-sophies-secrets: shanniballecter: finallyunfurling: molotowcocktease: Calypso, I release you from your human bonds! Dream girl My Carinabby! Literally the most perfect person ever. I can’t handle all my favorite ladies
reasonswhyilikethis: erotic-nonfiction: The most human color Reasons why I like this: always the prettiest girl, head tilt, perfect outfit
bagged-a-bazooka: 64bitwar: onlinepunk: Gay ppl who are biphobic make literally no sense and yet here they are they make perfect sense. they had the minimum human decency to pick a fucking side Bro what the fuck do you think the B in LGBT stands
jigglybeanphalange: In the kitchen cooking…breakfast is served! Oh stop oh the humanity of this perfect ass!
xlizweiss: human-s0uls: peetasboxers: rebloggable by request; i hope i can help someone out there xoxo Ok.. I’ve NEVER cried over a post…. Until now.. Wtf this is perfect.. This will save so many people’s life. Good answer.
i-have-beards:ackwet:tangobunny:After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.oh my godmicroaerophilic
tessladapanda: “The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.”-Carl Sagan
farronheit: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
thekinkon: Monday sounds like the perfect day to become a faceless rubber object ¡ get our 1mm thickness human face hood for only at www.etsy.com/shop/TheKinkON
cleohelen: sadomasochistenthusiast: cleohelen: I’ll take you as you are. CleoHelen Perfection in the form of the human species. You were made to be worshipped, lawd help meeee 🙏👐 Hehe you’re so sweet! 😍
OKAY ONE MORE TIME IN BOLD TITLE MODE: DARK GIRLS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! YOUR SKIN IS PERFECT AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. DO NOT LET ANOTHER FUCKING HUMAN BEING TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU DESERVE THE SAME RESPECT ANY OTHER WOMAN GETS.
evultumblin: prettyarbitrary: fuckyourwritinghabits: swegener: Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies. How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body? Time
bootslots: do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace and then you don’t get the point
portentsofwoe: bimpadimp: anagram-robot: I made a friend! I think they’re a bot, but they don’t seem to want to tell me, which is perfectly fine. It doesn’t matter, I love my bot friends and human friends the same no matter what! Wholesome
tom-sits-like-a-whore: girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.
pepsimangb:tangobunny:After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible. (爆笑)
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
sagansense: “The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan
