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its-whitney-bitchh: penis-hilton: classydude: Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon when you get caught having sex please tell me this is a joke
rudeboy308: A lot happier ending than the joke about somebody getting a snake bite on their penis. Like the punchline goes, that’s when you know who your friends are.
alyssa-likes-girls: When you crush laughs at all of your jokes but won’t go out with you because you have a small penis…
the-fandoms-are-cool: guns-n-cardigans: ill-be-fine-love: gayreyna: things girls dont like about boys “ew stop talking about tampons tmi” *draws penis on literally everything* “whoa chill out it’s just a joke” “yeah
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: THIS LOOKS LIKE A PENIS AND HUGE BALLS yes it does we made this joke already on my blob
sorryforpartybarackin: im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one “I spy with my little eye…”
chloemorets: i was telling a joke i made up the other day what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink penis coladas and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
guns-n-cardigans: ill-be-fine-love: gayreyna: things girls dont like about boys “ew stop talking about tampons tmi” *draws penis on literally everything* “whoa chill out it’s just a joke” “yeah it’s 8 inches”
ohdanners: you only need two words for a joke brony oppression men’s rights penis envy
noskinnyguysallowed: my supervisor could pump me full of penis juice with his hairy arms idc. And he had the nerve to joke around today and make his nipples hard lol
stupidstagram: stupidstagram: when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them. U THINK IM JOKING
cautioncat: noiropossum: penis-hilton: cawed: white ppl = M E S S this is crazy how is america real Whenever I have friends from out of the country, I think I’ll show them this video. I want them to see that america as it is now, is a giant joke.
i was telling a joke i made up the other day what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink penis coladas and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
specific-filth: “Does your wife do this for all your guests?” asks your black friend as your wife enthusiastically licks his penis. “Only if they ask nicely,” she jokes as you sit watching in stunned silence.
lucyindiesky: motherhenna: motherhenna: motherhenna: Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia
kibblesundbitches: Have we talked lately about how much I love carrots. Also I feel like this appears vaguely sexual so I will remind you that if you make any jokes about me that involves your penis, I will treat you just like this carrot. As in I will
the-goddamazon: penis-hunger-games: wes-eskimo: reddlr-trees: My favorite anti-weed ad notice, it’s a white guy with dreadlocks that’s eating roadkill. lol I’m sorry but i had to………….. LOL WHAT Is this is a joke? LMFAOOOOO
whothefuckiskatie: stupidstagram: stupidstagram: when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them. U THINK IM JOKING Yes. This was a
meanteenagers: entemos: onedoomedspacemarine: rafi-dangelo: I have no idea what this is. I’m just glad I’m secure enough in my penis size that I don’t need to own one or post pictures of it. He makes a joke and you immediately attack his masculinity,
maractus: kung pow penis was kind of funny at first but now it makes me literally laugh until i cry because random 20-30 year old men obsessed with hentai get so fucking angry about it, they still don’t understand that the phrase isn’t the joke, the
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fartgallery: sold-mysoul-on-ebay: fartgallery: *draws penis on your face at your funeral* Jokes on u I’m getting cremated *rearranges ur ashes into a penis*
fuckcreativity: chibichibisami: -petrichor: And it’s bigger than England. ;) I LIVE IN ALFRED’S PENIS, GUYSLIVE IN IT WE MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT EVERYTIME IT GETS HOT OR COLD. ^^^^^ I LIVE IN HIS PENIS TOO, AND ITS HOT AS BALLS RIGHT NOW
