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It’s okay, afterwards Pearl made them call Garnet “Elcano”
It happened ONE TIME
This doubles as the answer to “Where have you been all day?”
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Takes place sometime between Cry For Help and Friend Ship. Garnet having to manually ignore Pearl.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
Garnet. Master of comedy.(Submitted by now-i-only-want-you-gone)
Step 1: Sing to the tune of “Stronger Than You”. Step 2: Die laughingThis is not technically a submission, but if someone’s tags are funny enough I reserve the right to do this. argenteuscg, you’re a genius and you killed me(Edit: People have
What are these “rules” you speak of? Garnet wins. Garnet always wins
What in the world would you ever need a broken food processor for?
They never learn
Isn’t it hilarious how these things work out
Garnet won’t tolerate anything she’s associated with being kept in the closet
Submitted by swanky-spooky-groovy
Watch your language, Pearl
Well, I tried. By the way, keep up the great blog!^^(Submitted by bloggingboutburgers)
garnet is me and pearl is everyone who ships garnet/jamie (Submitted by anonymous)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday. Thanks for the great submissions, everybody!)
Mmm, smells like paranoia. And cinnamon
I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re skim-ble
She even has a coupon for that specific line of products! What a remarkable coincidence!
Dear Mosquitoes: You bite Garnet’s baby, you bite the dust
Garnet makes wishes come true
Single gems just don’t understand
Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to stare at a rainbow and cry about how you’re the physical manifestation of two women’s love for each other and some Earth-newbie tries to step on your cry turf
Looks like Steven has a case of Splatoon fever! And Pearl had an anxiety attack.(Submitted by @askshadetrixieandfamily)
Part 1 of 3. (Submitted by theladyforester)
Part 2 of 3. (Submitted by theladyforester)
Pearl knows what Garnet’s favorite type of gift is
Garnet please
Busted
She’s just trying to spice things up
Submitted by banetteite
With the way Pearl talks, she might just lose us the entire earth(Submitted by cherry-lozenges)
Future vision doesn’t lie
(I’m venting)
If y’all think I’m gonna be posting about absolutely anything besides old-timey pearlnet’s tandem velocipede you are wrong as rain
*slow zoom on the tandem bicycle lying abandoned somewhere in the temple, Mad World playing softly in the background*
HE’S GONNA BE PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST. YOU’LL SEE
I know Steven referred that man to a doctor but I like to think that when he first came into the gems’ care Pearl went out and earned a few dozen medical degrees
She is on an IMPORTANT MISSION to protect this SMALL EARTH CITIZEN from LONELINESS and THE GROUND
winshard: Thank you! Thank you so much for 200 followers. As a reward, I’m going to show you all my Work in Progress of the Pearlnet animation. Now I know I said I’ll finish it soon, but I got so caught up with everything about Life, especially
chiaramartinelliart:✦ Let’s fuse ✦
purpleorange: so…seeing someone mentioned my past blog…these are some of my arts I’ve posted on my past blog XD all arts belong to me!
h-theartist:,,,,,hehehhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,
HERE WE GOinspired by this post
socialjusticejasper: glassesmerlin:pixess-: Pewey is OK Pearlnet is OK Pearmythest is OK Lapidot is OK Jaspis is OK All ships are OK Being rude to people for what they ship is NOT OK Calling people homophobic for what they ship is NOT OK Sending people
let’s see I got polypearls (tall order but I like a challenge), the predictable pearl x pd (lol), and some pearlnet. Hmmmm *consults the taro cards*
So I have gotten some messages on here and Twitter as to why I left if I don’t do NSFW art for most of the time. Which is true, I barely if rarely do any. I actually deleted all the three/four art I made here that could have gotten this blog deleted.
galaxynerd101: I love Pearlnet, I swear.
Last day of Pride Month!
manlyshark: the deed is donei dedicate these bodacious babes to robooboe
lilboobiebutt:other boob things to post