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ask-patch: Who was the jerk who clicked on hibernate?! Patch always acts up when she has to go to bed. She hates Hard Drives, they make her dizzy. Maybe we should consider upgrading to SSD drives for her to go to sleep faster - and she would also wake
ask-patch: Where did you get that coconut? Actually, the speed of an unladen swallow would be pretty much the same as one packed with 4GB of data. As you may know Bits don’t weigh a thing. Even though Patch has a great feeling for science and knows
ask-patch: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Patch’s blog turned exactly 1 year today. It’s been one hell of a journey! I wanna thank all the people who were on the team over the last year, as well as the current and amazing artist. I also wanna thank all the followers
ask-patch: Patch hunts in the wild! You’re her next prey. I just can notice what an amazing job our artist asphagnum did here. Nothing else to say! [Insert technology joke here] Sorry, for the erratic posting schedule. Live has been extra busy with
ask-patch: Coffee based overclocking I’m not feeling all too well… This is pretty much how your CPU looks after setting the voltage to 3V. You shouldn’t do that… We gonna have to Shut Patch down and restart her to fix this - not sure if she’ll
ask-patch: Don’t be silly. Everybody knows servers don’t grow on farms. Patch has grown her own Server city. You start with a Raspberry Pi, give it a steady Internet, electricity and much love and maintenance and it will grow and reproduce almost
ask-patch: Patch has dejavú. I always thought about whether programs actually notice a power outage or system crash. And I’ve come to the conclusion they do not, except for office suites - they cheat the system. This is basically what happens if you
ask-patch: I used to be an adventurer like you… Now seriously guys! How did this even happen? I was getting this thing ready and… I think I need a recovery software for this. I’m leaking data. Considering Patch’s job as a IT support employee
ask-patch: Cozy reading session! Books have a certain something that no kindle will ever have… Style. You don’t see Patch like this many times, usually as soon as she gets under a blanket it takes 7 milliseconds for her to start snoring. Since
ask-patch: This is what hacking feels like! Have some Patch exploiting the heart bleed on some government server with a white rabbit bash ferret. She’s the perfect secret agent, she looks dazzling when wearing a Bond girl attire and is proficient
ask-patch: Beep beep! This looks like a piece of cardboard to you. But it’s actually a sports car that can fly and be submerged. At least Patch thinks so. Just like most cat related beings and babies she has a weird fetish for boxes, cardboard boxes.
ask-patch: Mistletoe meme time! We couldn’t pass on the occasion to just have some fun and see how many of you wanna give this thing a try! Our inbox has been filled with requests for kisses and hugs from Patch. So now is your very moment to hug ze
ask-patch: We interrupt your scheduled memes to bring you walking Patch! We announced some time ago that the amazing cider-plz would be joining our ranks. Here is his first work! If you liked it just go ahead and reblog the crud out of this Swag because
ask-patch: Hackin’ so cool~ I had to give this submission it’s own post because it’s simply hilarious. You gotta be careful though, Patch is an extremely clever and proficient hacker herself. Maybe you’re getting hacked without even noticing.
ask-patch: Jet Patch! Flying is awesome by default, but flying without having to flap your wings is even cooler. I mean, wings just get you so much speed, a Jet Pack gives you unlimited possibilities. It like wings on Steroids or Coffee. It’s just
ask-patch: I can almost hear the Metal Gear sound in my head. There’s something incredible about Cider’s art. It’s so simple and yet it captures a ton of emotions and details. Seems Patch froze again. She always steals wires for her server
ask-patch:It’s… so… comfy! She’s about to Explode with snuggles. I think we can all agree that Patch is being heavily tortured here. Just like all these people we’re teasing with the Share challenge!Also, remember that tonight you can see the
ask-patch:Silicon Lotery!You don’t know how bad hardware is manufactured until you have to eat it. Imagine our Food was like that…Memory bricks make Patch get a really nice Fur. Very memory intensive stuff, if you actually printed her current memory
ask-patch:Damn it! Come back you little…!I’m gonna get you all and even if it’s the last thing I ever… Oh! Screw it! Send the ticket to the developers. I’ll go back to making snowmen.Patch isn’t prepared for the adventure of taking it on bugs.
ask-patch:Fell through the post again.Tumblr and it’s ability to contain water are very limited. Somehow it’s even difficult to keep Patch inside the post sometimes.And since she can’t stop fiddling with everything. She tests the bounds, systematically.
ask-patch: Social networks are overwhelming! Even an AI like Patch is overwhelmed by the amount of effort it takes to keep in touch with people. You can’t always look good on Skype while you’re tweeting and posting selfies to Facebook and Instagram.
ask-patch:ask-leah-pony:A little gift for Patch You are so cute! :З Big thanks to Wolfie! Who makes super cute art, go follow him on ask-leah-pony. I’m planning a response for this. x3 Cuuuute~! :3
dileak: ask-patch: Drop the beat! But don’t drop that thing! It’s worth a fortune!Personally, I feel like Patch should be testing stuff at the Aperture Enrichment Center. Somehow Asphagnum gives her such a wide range of emotions, from totally badass
ask-patch: This is part of my morning routine.It helps getting rid of all the extra fur and does also get rid of many bugs. Patch also tends to crash a lot during this sessions.She also went through a pretty painful garbage collecting process after she
ask-patch: Patch doesn’t like showing off her hardware.Her servers are at an undisclosed location, kept secret from the world to make sure that nobody can tinker with them!The way Asphagnum does water is just incredible. I wonder what secret rituals
ask-patch: German engineering and testing, of course!Actually, a few months ago I was at a talk by a guy who reported that most of the code analysis and mess detection tools out there where written by German. Patch is gotta be really fast if she wants
ask-patch: FINALE TIME! Sorry it took so long, but here you have the glistening finale to our little arc. Brought to you by Vulp and Dilarus. Patch finally caught the Exception… [Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4] D’aww <3
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
ask-patch: Wow you guys! So, I got this submitted from a person who has been a fan of Patch for quite some time and that I had the great pleasure of having breakfast with during Eurofurence. If I got this right they shared a commission from a pretty
ask-patch: This was submitted a few days ago. But since Asphagnum is on vacation and is hopefully coming back this week I’ll be posting this to make the waiting bearable. For some reason this is extremely funny to me. Patch discovering how she would
ask-patch: That smug look! I’m sorry that this got delayed again. Managing a team while working and trying to have some semblance of a private life is ridiculously hard. And we have so many super exciting stuff with Patch coming up. Just need to get
ask-patch:Have you ever met a dragon-otter? I know you usually don’t answer a question with another question. But the idea of Patch in an otter costume was just way too tempting. X3! Hnnng <333
fudge-the-otter:patch-the-otter:capt-chibi:foxgal:foxgal:time to call otters “moist boys”he is a very moist boy@fudge-the-otter @patch-the-otterPatch the moist boy :3But since I’m a Dragon-Otter… Wouldn’t that make me Hot and Moist? o.O;X3!
staff: This iron-on patch was designed by Tuesday Bassen. It is soft and truthful. Get your own soft truth patch over at our merch store. As always, all profits are donated
tardiscrash: chujo-hime: A-Babies Vs. X-Babies The eye patch. The eye patch. It’s so cute guys. They need to do more.
inkmaggot: Pronoun patches are now here! These patches are part of my final project for my Gender and the Media class. My goal is to raise awareness about preferred gender pronouns. Whether a trans* person wants to make their pronouns known without
Back patch for my #snk #cosplay is finally complete! Here’s my babyhand as a scale. Only two more patches to go…
People. Stop bitching about homun S skills. We’ll get them, when kRO decides to hand us the god forsaken patch for them. Just be happy that for now you ALL can equally level your homuns in OD2 and whatnot, because AFTER the skill patch, none other
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callurn: acid-anarchism: knowledgeandlove: carlboygenius: The Ocean Array Plan. Devised by 19yo Boyan Slat, this passive system, if installed, could clean up both The Great Pacific Garbage Patch & The North Atlantic Garbage Patch. Sort of like
kingburu: wheeliewifee: An official WheelieWifee product recommendation: Walgreens brand small pain relief patches are my new FAVORITE thing!! With 1.2% camphor, 5.7% menthol, and 6.3% menthol salicylate, these tiny patches pack a punch. They are the
inventerius: The eye patch blindfold.Something I have done in the past and like to do from time to time is using eye patches to take away my girls sight. They make a very practical type of blindfold if I want to use one for longer periods of time. This
georgiarose: Can someone say stereotypical album cover? Trash Mammals writing look inspired by @xxpyrosomniacxx‘s back patch which you can find here: http://xxpyrosomniacxx.tumblr.com/post/159933548398/made-a-back-patch-based-on-night-in-the-woods
doncasterqueen: most accurate thing ever THE CAFFINE PATCH!! (shows arm covered in patches) LOTS OF ENERGY WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS!!! *sudden jump and loud startled scream over nothing*
miss-nerdgasmz: callurn: acid-anarchism: knowledgeandlove: carlboygenius: The Ocean Array Plan. Devised by 19yo Boyan Slat, this passive system, if installed, could clean up both The Great Pacific Garbage Patch & The North Atlantic Garbage Patch.
cat-sessorize: Third Eye Cat patch, Punk Patch, Horror, Black Cat-sessorize!
asphyxiotrismo: shaquilleoneil: charcoalfeathers: iamohjay: what irl glitch ugh the clipping issues in life are ridiculous. i hope they fix it in the next patch. Real Life has so many bugs and glitches. Patch dat shit.
lightningandlace: Reblog/like to enter, find the official rules here! Scissor Blade 3DS/XL Cover ★ Hacker GlassesHonnouji Academy Patch ★ Nui Harime Patch
jumpingjacktrash: ventiset: ucresearch: The patch that makes you invisible to mosquitoes You’ve been there, scratching that big mosquito bite and wishing those bloodsuckers were never born. The good news is relief is on its way. A patch will be
unconsumption: Wrapped around a person’s wrist, a new foldable fabric patch can scavenge enough energy from arm movement to power small electronic devices (ACS Nano 2015, DOI: 10.1021/nn507221f). The fabric patch paves the way to clothing that
the-future-now: Hate needles? This tiny, futuristic patch will be music to your earsAfraid of needles? Scientists have invented a patch that could someday replace the flu shot.In the U.S., many people still skip the shot, even though flu viruses
welovepatches: A vibrant patch for art lovers :) The cloth patches can be attached to damaged bags and clothes, giving them a second life, preventing the embarrassment of wearing the same shirt as another person,making you more unique, and bringing
blondebrainpower:Embroidered Medusa Patch with upper and lower ribbon patches.
So… my Night Vale Boy Scout badges and Eternal Scout patch came today. And what do I do when I get home? Why, buy the Subversive Radio Host patch, of course!
higgs-bonbon: rasec-wizzlbang: cerebralzero: chowbabyy: Today, someone in class saw my ‘I love guns and coffee’ patch that I have on my backpack and said, “Oh, wow! I really like that patch. It’s so cute. But, it’s funny - you don’t look
deliciouslymonnyme: beccabae: Weekend in Bend.Cabbage patch kid fo life. tdevil:beccabae:Weekend in Bend.Cabbage patch kid fo life.
dmmdrepatch: Announcing a new unofficial English patch project for Nitro+CHiRAL’s 2012 BL visual novel DRAMAtical Murder! Please visit dmmdrepatch for more information about this project, including why a new patch is needed, the goals of the new
juunkrat: Patch notes for Patch 1.5.0.2 !
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![ask-patch: FINALE TIME! Sorry it took so long, but here you have the glistening finale to our little arc. Brought to you by Vulp and Dilarus. Patch finally caught the Exception… [Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|Part 4] D’aww <3](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0dd188e222650c0ae94956fc364c385b/tumblr_nt56l3Mjl71sf0r01o1_250.png)
