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buffafro: polysymphonic: plsdonttakemyadvice: Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping
busket: mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt
wrongonesin: The spent cock slowly withdrew from me, cum dripping from it and my freshly fucked pussy as it pulled away. Daddy lowered my dress back into place and patted my ass as I twirled with a smile to run downstairs to my waiting prom date.
doelita: reasons i’m more kitten than person- if i find a warm/sun spot i start to fall asleep if you stroke me lightly i stop moving and talking and just lay there half dead for a while, even after you stop i like to be patted and given attention
Who wants to watch Disney movies with me and pat my head till I fall asleep?
I need someone to watch Disney with and give me head pats. Like right now.
In the worst mood. I asked for a hug and all I got was a patronising pat on the back and this lifeless arm over me as he stared off in to space then told to stop crying. And now I feel even worse.
carolxne: hey since its 2015 can y’all stop treatin everyone with mental illnesses like we’re soft babies who need to be patted and kissed and comforted constantly. having a mental illness doesn’t mean you can’t treat me like the age i am n I’m
fuelingit: areyoutryingtodeduceme: dontforgettofeedtheunicorns: the reason dogs are my favorite animals….. I LOVE DOGS AUGH LET ME PAT THEM ALL holyshit it’s back
Juvia letting me hold her and pat her like a baby. She’s such a sweetie<3
cuckqueandesire: My husband’s new girl laughed when I confessed I wanted to try bondage. At the time I was a little hurt. Now I understand… “Here you go, wifey,” she said, giving me a pat on the head. “Now you’ve got the perfect
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fursasaida: carolineiswarped: kapooyah: 123lee: Banksy. I love Banksy. I’ve seen almost that exact same image of a little girl patting down a soldier in Cairo near Tahrir. Always makes me happy.
backfat-pat: My landlord: It’s the first of the month. Do you have your rent check? Me, in my gown and fur and diamonds:
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men-who-inspire-me: Toby James by Pat Supsiri
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louisisthedaddy: #LOSE KEYS #that probably how he cons his friends into letting him sleepover #’ok bye i’m going home now #oh #oh wait #*pats pockets* i don’t have my keys’ #’harry they’re right-‘ #’oh ha ha ha woops!!! silly me!!
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING. LITTLE TINY CUP STACKIN BABY PAW PATTER The second gif makes me laugh so hard he’s like “This doesn’t fit, fuck this red cup.” So much sass in that
frapputwinko: I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: iseebigbooty: culoculoculo: Buttercream19 is thick as fuck. Oh pleas let me in. She got that arch down pat. You could knock the bottom out like that.
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dukeofbookingham: polysymphonic: plsdonttakemyadvice: Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning
lesbian-toddhoward:papasmoke:Woah there slow your horses cowboy, this here is MILF country sorry pardner… could you show me where DILF country is? i think ole bessy got turned around *pats horse*
thisblogwasamistake:oatbrew:i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his workFans: you’re gonna mess up The BatmanRob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I’ll do it on purpose
mrmeriwether: howaboutnono: tindershwinder: He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough Just have a good friend put him in a jar?? That way, when I’m done with immortality and I want to die, I can just open the jar and pat his
thickness-protection-program:Liking someone’s sad post on Tumblr is the online equivalent of seeing a random stranger on the street crying, smacking their ass, and being like “keep up the good work sport”
