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6balls:which of these tantrums had by a 2-4 year old child @ me is most relatable to youfinished yogurt smoothie and wanted to not be finished with yogurt smoothiehad one water bottle but wanted to have two water bottleshad a spork for their pasta but
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So there was a creepy pasta contest on fRO forums during the Halloween. QwQ I won the english language category with my fic (called Experimentum Crucis, can be found in my archives here). It scored me this cutie in the screenshot. QwQ ♥ Winners were
ailofleura replied to your photo:So there was a creepy pasta contest on fRO forums… OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE CONGRATULATIONS KARU-CHAN QwQ I went nuts on Skype when I was told I won. Ren noticed the announcement on the forums before I did (I was
arqa118171: you can help me buy pasta on Patreon : - > https://www.patreon.com/4rca
vegan-yums: Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pasta (GF)
vegan-yums: Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pasta (GF) Idc bout the vegan part. Just want those carbs
gifak-net: Pasta Machine
do-not-touch-my-food:Bang Bang Chicken Pasta
do-not-touch-my-food: Beef and Cheese Pasta
do-not-touch-my-food:Skillet Cheeseburger Pasta
creepy-rainbow-pasta:averagescotsman:“Are we rushing in? Or are we going sneaky beaky like?”The longer you stare, the funnier it gets
maseratixxx: Wine🍷+Pasta🍝+ @ilovesofiarose = #NewYorkStateofMind 🗽
galifianafuck: have you ever talked to someone that youre completely comfortable with and you can just tell them anything you want and they wont judge you for it or they’ll actually make an effort and try to make an interesting conversation about it
maplehoofs: millika: How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
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just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
foodffs: One-Pot Creamy French Onion Pasta Bake. Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
cierin: did u ever ship something so much u needed to rest on the ground
the best you ever had
breastforce: wikilifeadvice: limit pasta consumption blocked
reasons why i would make a good ancient roman
people who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid
parksanrec: I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
Woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta - CityNews
mjalti:my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of
yuripink: i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
greatfay: whatlovelybooks: greatfay: it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta Yeah?? What do you do with yours??? dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am
zinf: broackobama: why are there so many different kinds of pasta they all taste the same tbh who hurt you
revscarecrow: If I’ve listened to enough creepy pasta I know one thing and that is get the fuck away from the stairs you find in the forest.
smalltownsustainable: passionforpasta: Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to
hotellesbian: mama pasta looks so kind
biphoenix: on the outside I am human on the inside I am pasta and sin
shitpostgenerator: i have learned not to disrespect pasta
girlwhoiscrying: a family can be a girl and a bowl of pasta
mcsnuggie: at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
jumex: pasta is an antidepressant
vmae: georgekinstanza: vmae: The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean
tchaikovskaya:i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis
rururinchan:actualaster:specsthespectraldragon:aphony-cree:dwlostcompanion:tchaikovskaya:jeannettegray:maarigolds:thehharpy:The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except
radicalcatgirlanarchy: horribledarling: ms-demeanor: discoursedrome: poipoipoi-2016: collapsedsquid: Grocery store has reached the point where some of my staples are in danger, I knew about stockpiling rice and pasta but I did not think so much
honor-is-all-we-know:wombat-annihilator-deactivated2:andsoshepersisted:mariana-runs:thisisctrying:Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart Unsettled Thin Mint 😂Sad Bagel 🥯 Useless goldfish. Tenderized lemon pie
jabberwockypie: ketchuprocket: upontheshelfreviews: There’s a hidden level of brilliance in this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the
yimra:h-dgp:mikumadds:NEW PASTA JUST DROPPED@yimra Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah Oh fuck yeah
serenasaystoday:a realization that changed my life was that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing things “the lazy way”. Like honestly, buy frozen precooked food, have canned soup, use instant ramen, use pasta sauce out of a jar. buy the
chickpeace:microdosing on pasta by taking just one out of the pan and eating it to see if it’s done
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes
ladyfeets:ndiecity:mandywondering: OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝 altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes and
lookatmelittleone: “I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” ~Sophia Loren, 1965
veh-lah-pasta: ♥♥♥
actualirleridan: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing
creepy-rainbow-pasta: countsassmaster: sorchaception: “And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?” “I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans.” Fluffy Jellybeans
prettypasta: Vegan Roasted Red Pepper Pasta
