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demova: A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs. #PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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lavamilly: Want to spend time with me practicing parseltongue? ;) Yes
siverfanweedo: norbah: falstaffing: yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue. Snakes are deaf. maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes
Broken Parseltongue =P
demova: marthajeffersons: A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs. #PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK
not me that’s who
achrestomathy: So I was thinking about Parseltongue, and the weird fact that it seems to be an inherited skill instead of, you know, learned like any other language. Imagine a Slytherin who can speak Parseltongue. When it gets out, they expect everyone
lullabyknell: Hot damn, I just thought of something really cool. So, like, I headcanon that Harry kept Parseltongue after he lost the horcrux, because it’s just really fun to imagine stuff like Harry talking to Albus Severus’ pet snake or finding
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dstears: “No, I mean the Python language.” “Parseltongue?“ Thanks to ShiftOnSecurity on twitter for the idea. (Don’t worry, she got the job)
alrightanakin: Harry Potter: I didn’t know I could speak parseltongue what else don’t I know about myself!? Me:
“I’m not upset.. It just sucks to think you’re speaking normally for two decades and then, shucks, find out your stuff sounds like a stanza of Severus Snape’s toughest parseltongue as pronounced by Daffy Duck.” Aaaaaaand
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elvish, mermish and parseltongue are now included on my languages on facebook life=complete
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wave-of-life: If you speak parseltongue I’ll let you into my chamber of secrets. Best Pickup line Ever
